
Welcome to the official library of Thoughts Off The Stem, a cannabis infused comedy podcast. Here you can explore over 200 Seshisodes where we dive deep into stoner philosophy, pop culture, and high-vibe conversations. Use the list below to browse our full archive and find your favorite episode.
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Could You Survive Prison: Sesh Hypotheticals, Hear Me Out
This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin goes down a true crime rabbit hole and lands on the one question every guy has asked himself at least once — could you actually survive prison? It starts the way all … Continue reading
Everyone Just Wants To Be Right All The Time
This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin is fired up. Like genuinely, properly fired up. A UFC commentator texts the president about psychedelics on a Saturday. By Monday he’s in the Oval Office. Men are hitting themselves in the … Continue reading
Swiss Chalet: They’re Supposed to Be Good at Chicken
This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin takes on the one restaurant that had one job — cook the chicken — and somehow couldn’t pull it off. A night out at Swiss Chalet with the girlfriend turns into a … Continue reading
Conned By Cuteness: Kids Are Shapeshifters, Hear Me Out
They start cute. Cuddly. Irresistible. And then something happens. This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin breaks down the greatest long con in human history — parenthood. Conspiracy theorists have been out here looking for shapeshifters, and they’ve been … Continue reading
Meta Glasses: Kiss Privacy GoodBye
Meta glasses are cool. Walking through life like you’re in Minority Report is genuinely impressive. But when they’re on, they’re on — and they see everything. This week on Thoughts Off The Stem Justin Barone breaks down the real world … Continue reading
They Love to Say they Know a Stoner
I spent the last year in job interviews trying to break into project management after leaving the cannabis industry. And every single time — without fail — someone in a suit would pull me aside, lean in, and whisper that … Continue reading
Everything is Fake: Your Reality is for Sale
Everything is fake: Someone slid into my DMs and asked me to have the CEO of Crowds on Demand on the podcast. So I did what any self respecting pothead would do — I went down the rabbit hole. Crowds … Continue reading
Looks Maxxing: Guys Who Smash Their Face With Hammers to Get Dates
There are men on the internet hitting themselves in the face with a hammer. On purpose. To get dates. Justin has questions. This week Thoughts Off The Stem breaks down Looks Maxxing — the incel community’s full-send obsession with optimizing … Continue reading
From the Manosphere to Marijuana: It’s All Ego and Cranky Toddlers
From the Manosphere to Marijuana: It’s All Ego and Cranky Toddlers What do a 1930s paper tycoon and a modern-day “Alpha” influencers have in common? They are both fueled by the same thing: A massive, fragile ego and a world-class … Continue reading
When Your Girlfriend Starts Throwing Out Your Crap
Is your girl slowly getting rid of all your favorite crap? Do you notice that your home doesn’t look like it did a few months ago? Have you ever had to pull a 3-foot hair out of your ass crack … Continue reading
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