If you’ve ever taken a hit and then immediately thought, “Wait… how long is THIS gonna stay in me?”, this episode is about to become your new favorite panic-relief comedy session.
We’re breaking down the real science, the myths, and the ridiculous things people do when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.
You’ll hear:
- when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.
- “Wait… is my job gonna test me?”
- “Should I Google this?”
- “Actually, no—Googling made it worse.”
You’ll hear:
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How long THC actually sticks around in your blood, urine, saliva, hair, and probably your soul
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Why two people can smoke the same joint but one is sober in an hour and the other is high until Wednesday
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The funniest detox myths people swear by:
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The funniest detox myths people swear by:
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“Just drink 14 gallons of cranberry juice.”
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“If you sweat hard enough, you’ll be fine.”
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“Bro, take a bath in vinegar.”
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Times when I 100% should’ve checked before smoking… but didn’t
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How edibles, concentrates, tolerance, metabolism, and “that one friend who rolls fat joints” all affect how long THC sticks around
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The moment every stoner knows:
It’s comedy, cannabis education, and panic-fueled storytelling all rolled into one episode.
🎧 Hit play and finally learn the truth (with laughs instead of anxiety).
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