Looks Maxxing: Guys Who Smash Their Face With Hammers to Get Dates

Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

0:00

Looks are the most important metric to your success.

Yeah, that’s right.

You didn’t know that.

I didn’t either, because look at me.

I’m 260 lbs.

I used to be fit back in my 30s.

I was about, no, I don’t know, 185 lbs.

Yeah, I was.

0:16

I was looking pretty lean.

But lately, in my old age and my laziness, I’ve gotten fat.

Now, I would be considered what is a, I forget the term for it.

These kids have so many different terms for things, but basically, I would be less than.

I would be considered like a hermit or like a ogre or something like that.

0:34

I don’t know one of these terms.

We’ll get into that later in the session.

But basically, have you ever heard of looks maxing?

Yeah, I learned about this because of doing the episode last week on the manosphere.

I didn’t realize look, Max looks maxing was even a thing.

0:50

I didn’t know it was a word.

You could put maxing at the end of anything and it becomes a thing.

That’s right.

Yeah, looks maxing, tiptoe maxing where you hide your heels and you stand on your tip toes to, to gain some height.

Dude, there is a serious, there is a serious issue in our society with young people that are delusional or delulu, as they say.

1:13

I call it deluge because you’ve lost your fucking mind.

That’s right.

These kids have no direction.

There’s there’s have you ever heard of clavicular?

Because that’s, that’s how I found out about looks maxing.

This guy Clavicular has been in the news for a while.

He’s 19 years old and at 14 he started using testosterone roids, some meth to to shed his what he considered ugly or unwanted features and the only way that he could do this was by using a legal means.

1:49

OK, Feeding his body full of shit he doesn’t need in the prime of puberty.

Yeah, that’s right.

This guy was so upset about himself that he had to change his entire structure.

Like, physically, OK.

And he wasn’t even like, messed up.

Like when I was a kid and I was in high school, I was 245 lbs.

2:07

I had a beer gut.

Not from beer, but I had a gut because I ate too many Doritos, OK?

And I didn’t go out with a lot of girls.

I don’t think I got my first girlfriend till I was about 18.

I mean, granted, I was playing sports and doing other things, but this guy was so unpopular and people didn’t want to talk to him or hang out with them or invite him to parties that he just started to he just, he just started, he decided to start smashing his face with a hammer, taking meth, OK, using cocaine and doing all these different things that are very detrimental to your health, especially at such a young age to form his body.

2:43

That’s right.

This guy took a hammer to his face.

These dudes, there’s dudes, there’s a whole like section of Society of young men that smash their face with hammers.

Why did they do this?

Because they believe that it’ll create small little stress, stress fractures that will redefine your jawline so that you have a really nice square jawline.

3:07

These kids need parents.

Where are the parents?

I asked my kids about this looks maxing thing.

You know what they did?

They went like this.

They went and they rolled their eyes and they’re like, can you fucking believe it, dad?

And I was like, no, I can’t because I deep dove this shit.

3:24

Dude.

This guy says that he did all these different things, like literally taking math because he thinks it’s just a street form of Adderall.

Basically it’s one derivative away from being Adderall.

Are you are you kidding me?

Also, he started working out.

3:40

He started doing all these things when I was a kid.

OK, if you wanted to look better, you worked out, you lifted weights, you ate better, you ate healthy.

You, you you, you, you did things May I had I knew guys that did steroids too.

But like I’m just saying, you know, the, the evolution of crazy that is happening amongst these young men and these and these children about how things actually are is is absolutely delusional.

4:07

And I think it’s because as the parents aren’t around, the parents aren’t there to be like, what are you doing?

Or they’re not involved enough in their life.

They may be around, but they’re not asking questions.

I ask my kids questions all the time.

I’m a single dad.

I have no choice.

I have to make sure that they’re not making shitty decisions and they can’t think and they can think properly and they’re not thinking stupid like these guys.

4:28

The guy took a hammer to his face and sat there every day for hours just smashing his face.

Not not to bits or pieces or anything, but until it got red and puffy because he believed that it would create calluses or or micro fractures that would reframe his jawline to make it look more square and tough.

4:48

You know what makes you more square and tough?

Fucking work, dude, man work.

Use your hands.

Go dig a ditch.

OK?

You don’t need to be in your home talking on the Internet about how you take steroids and how you take testosterone at the age of 14 to, to 19 and you know you’ve, you’ve totally changed.

5:06

He’s like, look at my appearance.

My appearance has totally changed.

Your appearance changed because you went through what is called puberty, where all of the necessary ingredients to form your features happens.

At this guy, he couldn’t wait, so he started smashing his face with a hammer.

5:24

I know I’m stuck on this, but I can’t fathom this, this process as a thing.

They try to say.

These guys try to say that this is like it’s, it’s all in.

It’s all science proof.

There’s no science to this, OK?

5:41

They chew gum like hard gum.

I don’t know what that means.

They chew hard gum to try and define their jawline.

Go work out.

Go take a ditch.

You know what else you should do?

Maybe go meet people.

And then they say that they did that.

5:56

This isn’t from like a place where they feel bad about themselves or where they feel like where there’s insecurities.

No, they meanwhile, his whole reasoning, OK, he, he said in an interview there, my reasoning for this is not, it’s for me.

6:21

It’s not because of insecurity.

And then went into the fact that the reason that he started doing this was because he wasn’t being invited to parties and people didn’t want to hang out with them and what, you know, whatever.

He’s also highly chauvinistic because again, like I started this, he thinks that the, that for him, but yet you put it out there, he, he thinks that his, the, that his value is 100% due to how he looks.

6:51

Now, I know a guy in high school that also kind of acted this way.

OK.

And so he started working out because he was basically just a skinny little mutt.

And then when he, when he hit like 1718, he or maybe 1617, he decided that he had to get some weight on, you know what?

Everybody made fun of him for the fact that he only worked out his arms because by the time he was 18, his arms were super sized.

7:13

His shoulders were huge.

You know what wasn’t the rest of him OK?

He had little toothpick legs and he had no chest.

He looked exactly if you look up clavicular, if you look up for it, look up his his TikTok videos, you’ll see him flexing and stuff.

7:29

Dude, if he was if he was anywhere near Schwarzenegger, Schwarzenegger would be like what is up with your chest bro?

You have problems.

These guys are mentally fucked.

That’s my take on this.

And I think that we as an older generation are kind of failing them.

7:45

I know that kids are all like, Oh yeah, you know, I know better than whatever.

But like, I think that our generation, because I’m 44, I think our generation as parents, as like leaders, as people to look up to, have really dropped the ball in teaching these kids what is healthy and what’s unhealthy.

8:04

This guy’s problem is not his looks, because if you look at him as a 14 year old versus a 19 year old, he hasn’t changed that much.

The only thing that have that’s changed is that because he worked out he has a better physique, OK, which still isn’t that great, but it’s better, OK.

8:20

And then on top of that, he’s smashing his face with a hammer.

Like what are we talking about?

Who decides that’s a thing?

He does it every day.

That’s failure.

That is failure of the parents to help these young people understand that what they’re doing is self harm.

8:42

It’s self harm.

It doesn’t help you.

And then you start doing steroids and testosterone at a young age, before or during puberty, is going to fuck up everything for you.

Then let’s not even forget about the fact that he’s doing illegal drugs and talking about it on camera in the public fully admits that he does meth.

9:04

Like how are we accepting of this?

How are it’s because of us man, It’s our fault.

I take the blame.

Not like solely, but like as a generation, as a representative of my generation, I take the blame.

I think we fucked up, dude.

I think our, our millennial, you know, and Generation X kind of like, hey, go figure it out.

9:23

Fuck with these kids.

Because when it was go figure it out for us, it was go out in public and see what it’s like to be in public.

And you don’t have all these like detractors like cell phones and tablets and online and all that stuff.

So you had to mingle with people.

You had to learn how to make, how to, how to correct your personality in real time with, with real, with real interaction.

9:44

Now people don’t have to correct their their attitudes in there the way they think, because somebody online will, will attach themselves to that ideology and then turn into and then you turn into this frat boy, fuck boy that that thinks that you know, the way he looks is the is the only way to be in the and and the and the way that you gain success.

10:08

It’s not man be smart, because some of the most successful people you see in life, they’re ugliest sin, ugly as sin.

The ugly made them successful, or at least it had a hand in it.

Let’s all be honest here, OK, You see, you see supermodels with really ugly rich dudes.

10:26

Well, that rich dude is successful, most likely partially, and I don’t mean this for everybody, but most likely partially because he’s ugly and he looks like a foot and he had to do something else to make to make himself successful.

All right.

10:42

There’s a very small, populate small part of the population that actually is attractive enough to warrant the idea that their beauty has anything to do with their success.

It’s insane.

11:00

I can’t believe people follow these dudes, man.

These guys are out of their fucking mind.

Also, if you want to know, just like for guys my age, like if you want to know, this guy’s name was Braden.

I’m, I’m just saying like there’s, there’s, let’s be honest, you name your kid Braden, you’re going to end up with some issues.

11:21

Smashing your face with a hammer is probably not right up on the list of things to worry about, but apparently it’s happening now.

So this week I figured since we’re talking about looks maxing and and you know the the terminology, which you like I said, we’ll get into later in the do for real facts because Oh my God, let’s talk about a shallow generation.

11:40

Dude.

I think it’s Gen.

Z Gen.

ZI don’t know the gender, the gender things.

I don’t know the I don’t know the generational terms for everybody, but I’m pretty sure these guys are part of Gen.

Z.

These guys all have terms for like they’ve blown.

They, they have all these different terms for that make you either, you know, valuable for your looks, or they just tell you that you’re an ugly slob and you shouldn’t be in public or around people or people paying attention to you.

12:08

And I think that I think that a lot of the problem or the lot, a lot of where this comes from is that like when we were kids and we made fun of somebody, there was no like major forum to, to to, you know, overly bully people.

But now because of online, you can just bully the shit out of people.

12:25

And I think that everybody in these younger generations is so inundated with all of this, with all of this social media, that they that that they have no choice but to believe that, you know, they’re less than, which isn’t true.

12:43

You’re not less than you’re you’re just listening to the wrong people talk about things.

These aren’t people that should give you should take advice from.

These are people that you should laugh at and move on.

Like they should be memes, you know, like back when I was a kid, like I said, black when I was a kid, you know, I remember when Metrosexual came out and it was just based on how a guy dressed, if he dressed a little nicer, you kind of make fun of him ’cause you’re like, oh, what are you doing that for?

13:07

It was stupid.

I’m not saying it was right, but that was it.

And, and now these guys are smashing their faces with hammers, chewing hard gum to try and redefine their jawline.

They’re taking illicit drugs to lose weight or to, to, to suppress their appetite.

13:24

You know, like this is not good.

This is not healthy mentally, physically, everything.

So I think that my generation needs to step up a bit and be and explain a few things.

And then I think that because of all of this going on on social media, I think that a good thing to, to sort of point out is the reflection of it to weed because it’s thoughts off the stem and we smoke weed.

13:45

And that’s why I have my pen going because this thing got me so out of shape and out of whack that I was just going crazy for like I could, I was seething, dude.

I needed to bring my blood pressure down.

Even though weed actually brings your blood pressure up, it was still very relaxing.

So basically this week’s weed facts are going to, we’re talking about what happens or whether weed can affect acne, your skin, your looks, your weight, things like that.

14:15

So get ready because here we go.

We’re going to talk about some weed facts and how weed affects your overall beauty.

Attention cannabis consumer.

Attention cannabis consumer.

So this week’s weed facts comes from cosmopolitan.com.

14:31

That’s right.

I had to go to the beauty magazine to find out.

Dude, they do talk to, they do talk to a dermatologist, OK Karen?

Karen Lau, MD So basically this comes from this article Can smoking weed cause acne?

14:49

Now they discuss a few other things other than acne, but basically it’s about whether or not weed affects how you look, OK, and how your skin is.

So research, let’s put it this way, there’s not enough research on marijuana to know if it actually directly effects acne or your skin care or anything like that.

15:07

They just haven’t.

It hasn’t been legal in Canada long enough and it just hasn’t been around in the mainstream long enough for them to be able to set up like control groups to understand this.

So research has shown that marijuana slightly increases testosterone levels, which may be associated with increased acne.

15:24

Why?

Because when your testosterone spikes, so does oil production creating acne, because that’s where acne comes from.

Acne comes from an over excessive secretion.

I think of oils.

I’ll put the thing in the I’ll put the the link in my weed fact section and in the notes of the video.

15:46

So you can really read this and and get a really good understanding if you’re interested.

Marijuana increases appetite as we all know, we get the munchies right?

And if you’re eating a lot of carbs or Doritos or chocolate, this could increase your glycemic index, which has been associated with acne as well.

16:04

I don’t know much about that.

So you know, you just read up and find out.

So we know that THC is an anti-inflammatory and can help with pain, hence the reason for medical marijuana and why CBD as a skin care ingredient was so popular years ago.

In theory, it’s possible that when ingested, THC could possibly have that effect across your entire body, which may possibly calm down inflammatory pimples.

16:30

I’ll tell you this, I smoke weed.

I’ve smoked it pretty regularly for a long time and I still get pimples.

So it happens like along my hat line.

I think it has more so to do with like how you clean your skin and take care of yourself.

THC can help reduce itch and irritation, which is good because a lot of people, or I guess there’s a good section of the population where they’re skin pickers and they develop like rashes and issues with their skin because they pick at it.

16:55

So THC can help reduce itch and irritation, which could go a long way for chronic skin pickers.

I would argue that marijuana may reduce picking in some people because you’re more relaxed, Dr. Lowell says.

So Doctor Lao basically is, is telling you that, you know, if you’re more relaxed and your body is more calm, there’s less like you’re not going to be irritated by those little blemishes and issues.

17:18

Stress and anxiety increases A hormone called cortisol that can overtime spike inflammation and oil production, leading to more acne.

So there’s a couple of things here that we need to like identify.

It’s not really the weed, it’s more so your level of anxiety and what you put in your body that directly effects how your skin looks.

17:37

OK, so THC might be interacting with your skin differently, so in different forms.

So depending if it like edibles like gummies typically contain a lot of sugar, which could spike your blood sugar, potentially causing glycation, a process during which sugar molecules stick to the collagen and elastin in your skin and form advanced glycation, advanced glycation and products also known as AG ES stiffening your skin’s elastin and collagen leading to sagging and wrinkles.

18:07

A blood sugar spike can also trigger break outs but it all depends on how your body handles sugars.

Again, this is all about what goes in your body, not necessarily weed itself because there are some topicals that have CBD topical oils and and creams that have CBD that don’t really irritate your skin.

18:24

I mean some people will get will obviously have issues but for the most part from what I’ve seen it doesn’t and it just helps with whatever it is that you’re supposedly that you’re using this for.

Now smoking on the other hand, could also potentially impact skin as the smoke enters the air around you and sits on your skin.

18:42

Again, another irritant on like an outside irritant factor.

OK, as the smoke enters the air around it sits on your skin.

I already said that.

Similarly, if you’re not regularly cleaning the the lips of your pipes and bongs and and you’re sharing joints and things like that, you could notice more acne around your mouth or like redness.

19:01

Like I get sometimes a little pimple in the corner of my mouth because I didn’t clean my bong, right?

It happens from time to time and I’m 44, dude.

And you can notice more acne around your mouth from bacteria because it’s spreading.

It’s sitting on your bone and you leave it and then the bacteria grows and then you put it on your face and then it spreads to your face.

19:20

And the next thing you know, you have a rash that makes you look like you just came from a glory hole.

So realistically, this week’s weed facts are really about your skin.

Take care of your skin, take care of your face.

19:37

If you’re talking about weed helping you lose weight, again, there’s really no studies on weed helping you lose weight.

A lot of people use weed to work out and focus.

I don’t know that it’s the case.

I’ve worked out with weed and without weed, and I find that weed or no weed, if you’re doing the right things, you know you’ll get the results that you want.

19:59

If you’re thinking about.

Smashing your face with a hammer to restructure your jaw.

I would really hope that before you decide to do this, that’s like joining MMA to like punch different parts of your body to look a certain way.

20:17

Like what are we talking about here?

OK, if you’re one of these people that’s worried about how you look and how people perceive you and, and, and only being judged on how you look, please know this.

That’s not the majority of the population.

20:35

This is a small section of the population that is dumb enough to believe stupid things, and a big part of it has to do with their personality.

The personality is generally the reason that people don’t like you or like them.

It’s not because of how you look.

I’ve seen the ugliest people with the most friends because most people don’t care, dude.

20:55

We don’t care because it’s not healthy to care.

It’s healthy to care in terms of like just trying to take care of yourself and being fit and healthy, but but not to apply it to the fact that this is who you are and this is your value and this is how you become successful.

21:12

Because it’s not.

I told you, man, you’ve seen, look at Harvey Weinstein, OK, I’m not trying to say that that he is a good person.

First of all.

I’m just saying that he was ugly as sin and he was a horrible person or is a horrible person, but he was successful.

21:31

It’s probably a really bad example, but OK, what’s another good example?

The Elephant Man.

You ever seen the Elephant Man movie?

That’s a real thing.

OK, that guy, that guy, a lot of people shunned him because of how he looked.

But in the end, people started to understand that like, hey, it doesn’t matter how you look.

21:50

It’s what’s inside that counts.

And that’s what’s that’s what matters, not what these look, these looks maxing people do.

It’s born from the incel culture, dude, which is involuntarily celibate.

If you’re involuntarily celibate, that that is a bigger, the concept behind that is a bigger issue than just how you look.

22:15

If you, like I said, when I was 18, I couldn’t necessarily, you know, get a girl to save my life.

I was only like really probably about 30 lbs overweight and I was fit.

Like I was relatively fit with a bit of a belly because I like Doritos and pasta and all the things that you shouldn’t eat every single day in large quantities.

22:33

But I still had friends.

People invited me to parties because I was fun.

And I and I learned that, you know, if you really want to be accepted, your personality has to be the thing that people want to be around, not whether or not you have a six pack.

Most people don’t give a shit about that.

22:49

Everybody has a baseline hormone level where if they see somebody attractive, they want to bang them.

I get that.

But that’s not really what this is about.

This is about success, and your success is not determined by whether your jawline is perfectly, but OK, whether you look like a model at AGQ or something like that, that’s not your value, man.

23:10

Just want you to know that.

I want to see kind of like a shift in how we deal with all of this craziness that’s coming out online.

These young people are are listening to the wrong people.

When I was a kid, I looked up to people older than me to understand how I should be right.

That’s what I’ve tried to get across here is younger people need need role models and our generation needs to be the role model.

23:32

Otherwise you’re going to be doing and and and and associating people to the things and the terminology that we’re going to see in the dude for real section segment of the show.

That’s right.

So here it is the the terminology from the looks maxing community.

23:49

Dude for real, for real dude.

So this the the dude for the dude for real segment.

It comes from whatisitbuzzfeed.com because Buzzfeed’s Buzzfeed’s great for all these lists.

Men are smashing their jaws with a hammer.

24:04

These fourteen in cell trends are taking over the Internet and it’s all part of looks look Max it look looks maxing.

Jesus.

It’s just why do they make it so hard to say?

I shouldn’t have smoked that.

So where are we here?

24:23

Here we go, mogging.

Mogging is the first one.

What is mogging?

Mogging derives from a mog, which stands for alpha male of the group.

To mog someone means to display superiority to them.

What to mug?

Oh, to mug someone means to display superiority to them, usually in terms of physical attractiveness and masculinity.

24:45

It’s about showing dominance to someone through looks, masculine, muscularity, confidence, and more.

So if you’re standing beside some dude that you think is not quite as muggable as you or as mugged up as you, then you would, you know, chest out, flex out, put your shoulders out, make yourself look bigger and badder than they are.

25:05

Soft maxing term #2 This is a type of looks maxing that uses mild methods like skin care, diet, exercise, grooming and styling.

So it looks like what’s it called?

Soft maxing is kind of like what you really should be doing, which is taking care of your body, right?

25:23

And your face and your skin and and all that stuff just to be a healthy individual.

Hard maxing, hard maxing is this is a type of looks maxing that involves more extreme methods like surgery, steroids, and even bone smashing the hammer to the face one and bone smashing.

25:39

That’s a thing.

Like I said, bone smashing is an attempt to reshape the bone structure of the face by repeatedly tapping parts of it with a hammer.

The logic behind this is that bone smashing will cause minor damage to the underlying bone, which will change the shape of the face as it heals.

25:57

Insane lunatics do this.

Ascending Ascending refers to the process of significantly improving 1’s physical attractiveness.

Basically it’s the looks maxer version of a glow up.

So it’s how dudes glow up.

Like just change everything.

26:13

Mewing Mewing is a technique involving resting the entire tongue against the roof of the mouth, with lips sealed and teeth gently touching with the with with lips sealed and teeth gently touching with the intention of creating a sharper jawline.

26:29

You may already know or remember this word since it was a huge trend in back back in 2023.

That’s what they say.

The PSL scale The PSL scale is a looks Max or scoring system that assesses someone’s facial attractiveness. 1 Looks maxing forum says it can be better described as giving objective ratings based on facial harmony, balance, symmetry, sexual dimorphism, unique qualities, and average Ness.

26:55

PSL stands for pua hate, short for pickup artists, slut hate and look ISM.

These were misogynistic in cell communities that shaped the looks maxing movement in the 20 tens and now it’s a big thing.

The Chad and the Stacey A Chad or a Stacey basically refers to a very attractive man or woman.

27:15

Chad and Stacey are among the higher scores of the PSL scale.

The PSL scale says individuals belonging to this category would easily stand out in a crowd, often possessing at least one striking feature, if not more.

They typically encounter no difficulties with attracting romantic partners unless facing several mental health issues.

27:35

Oh my God.

Their looks serve as an extreme advantage in various aspects of their lives.

Problem Subhuman A subhuman is a derogatory term to describe people considered the most unattractive.

Subhuman is the lowest score on the PSL scale.

27:51

The PSL scale says individuals falling with this falling with this category are exceptionally unattractive and often exhibit the deformities.

Revealing their face could generally frighten people and they have almost no redeeming facial qualities.

What the fuck dude?

28:08

Sub 5 sub five refers to someone who ranks lower than A5 on the PSL scale, meaning you’re unattractive.

Look ISM Look ISM is the belief that a person’s value, desirability, and place in the world are determined by their physical appearance.

28:26

Looks mask it looks maxing Gesture maxing is to use humor to attract women’s attention rather than relying on your appearance to do so.

Well then I’m just definitely trying to gesture Max baby even though back in the day, not now I have a girlfriend.

Femoid FOID in In cell culture, foids or femoids is a dehumanizing word that refers to a woman.

28:47

It’s short for female humanoid.

And finally, hunter eyes and prey eyes.

Hunter eyes are an eye shape that’s highly desired in the looks maxing communities.

Hunter eyes are described as having almond like contour, deep set position and low set eyebrows.

29:05

They are angled slightly upward toward the temples, a positive cancel tilt in looks.

Maxing hunter eyes are linked to facial attractiveness and masculinity.

They’re the opposite of prey eyes, which are defined as being rounder and having a neutral or negative cancel tilt.

29:23

Which basically your eyes either look up and your eyebrows are nice and low and you just look all sultry, or your eyes look down of slightly and your eyebrows are up and you look like a deer in headlights.

That’s basically what they’re saying.

You don’t want to look like a deer in headlights.

You would you want to look like a hunter that’s looking for his prey, Dude.

29:47

For real.

For real, dude.

So the moral of the story for this week is as a young person, if you’re not getting invited to parties and you’re being left out from the group, there’s probably a bigger reason than just how you look.

30:09

It’s probably your really shitty behavior.

It’s probably your your personality more than anything else.

Because if you suck with if your personality sucks, you could change everything about you.

30:26

But basically it’s just a mask.

And until that you will have, once that mask starts to break down or you get comfortable in it, your personality is still going to shine through.

And when your personality shines through, guess what happens?

People realize the real you.

30:43

And when they realize the real you, they discard you if you’re a Dick.

And that’s basically what’s happening with this clavicular dude.

I guess he is a Dick.

I mean, I watched a bunch of his stuff.

He’s a very shallow, uninformed, uneducated person.

31:00

And it’s bad.

These are not the the guys that that kids should be looking up to.

And as parents, we should really put our effort into trying to make sure that none of that influence, you know, gets to them.

And if they do start seeing that influence, I think it’s our duty as the older generation to sort of smack it back into place.

31:24

Use a hammer if you want.

Those are my thoughts off the step for this week.

I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

I hope you come back next week.

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31:40

Tell me what you think of this looks maxing and all this stuff like this is just insane.

Let alone, I mean, tell me what you think of looks maxing, but also tell me, tell me what you think about the state of society right now, because it’s kind of fucked, right?

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