Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Getting a Cat and Unexpected Allergies

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we dive headfirst into the chaotic and hilarious world of getting cats and discovering unexpected allergies. Packed with laugh-out-loud stoner reflections, absurd pet mishaps, and relatable chaos, this episode is for anyone who’s ever loved animals, ignored warning signs, or had life throw a feline curveball.

You’ll hear:

• Funny and relatable tales about adopting cats, sneezing fits, and unexpected allergic reactions

• Comedy takes on pet ownership, stoner brain struggles, and chaotic life with furry roommates

• High thoughts, stoner humor, and reflections on how pets can turn your life upside down in the most ridiculous ways

• Laugh-out-loud moments exploring absurd cat behavior, allergy fails, and chaotic household adventures

• Tales of humor, chaos, and stoner wisdom that make cat ownership both hilarious and painfully relatable

Whether you’re a cannabis enthusiast, comedy fan, or pet lover, this episode delivers humor, chaos, and stoner-friendly pet stories in true Thoughts Off The Stem style.

🎧 Press play and laugh through allergic chaos, feline antics, and stoner reflections on life with cats.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

I Was Bionic Before It Was Cool

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="C612mVHl2e"><a href="https://tots420.com/podcast/i-was-bionic-before-it-was-cool/">I Was Bionic Before It Was Cool</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://tots420.com/podcast/i-was-bionic-before-it-was-cool/embed/#?secret=C612mVHl2e" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;I Was Bionic Before It Was Cool&#8221; &#8212; Thoughts Off The Stem | A Cannabis Comedy Podcast" data-secret="C612mVHl2e" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://tots420.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we share the wild, eye-opening, and sometimes hilarious experiences of living with an implanted defibrillator. Packed with laugh-out-loud stoner reflections, chaotic life stories, and moments of unexpected insight, this episode blends health, high thoughts, and humor like only Thoughts Off The Stem can.

You’ll hear:

• Funny and relatable tales about medical mishaps, life with a bionic device, and chaotic daily adventures

• Comedy takes on doctor visits, body quirks, and stoner reflections on living with medical tech

• High thoughts, stoner humor, and reflections on how health challenges shape perspective, resilience, and humor

• Laugh-out-loud moments exploring absurd medical experiences, unexpected shocks (literally), and everyday chaos

• Tales of humor, chaos, and stoner wisdom that make personal health stories both entertaining and inspiring

Whether you’re a cannabis enthusiast, comedy fan, or curious about bionic life, this episode delivers humor, chaos, and high-level reflections on living with a defibrillator in true Thoughts Off The Stem style.

🎧 Press play and laugh through medical chaos, high thoughts, and bionic adventures.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Personal Growth, Self-Improvement and Weed

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we explore the surprising ways cannabis can impact personal growth, mindset, and self-improvement. Packed with laugh-out-loud stoner reflections, chaotic life stories, and eye-opening insights, this episode shows how getting high isn’t just fun—it can shift your perspective and spark personal development.

You’ll hear:

• Funny and relatable tales about self-reflection, stoner epiphanies, and moments of personal growth

• Comedy takes on life lessons learned while high, mindfulness mishaps, and chaotic self-improvement attempts

• High thoughts, stoner humor, and reflections on how cannabis can inspire creativity, awareness, and emotional growth

• Laugh-out-loud moments exploring absurd realizations, chaotic high adventures, and mind-expanding experiences

• Tales of humor, chaos, and stoner wisdom that make personal development entertaining, relatable, and hilarious

Whether you’re a cannabis enthusiast, comedy fan, or someone seeking self-improvement, this episode delivers humor, chaos, and stoner-friendly insights in true Thoughts Off The Stem style.

🎧 Press play and laugh through stoner reflections, chaotic life lessons, and high-level personal growth stories.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

When You’re Way Too High

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Get ready for uncontrollable laughs, wild high moments, and the kind of stories you only tell when the weed was way stronger than expected. This episode of Thoughts Off The Stem is packed with the funniest, most chaotic, most “I can’t believe that happened” stoned stories yet.

You’ll hear:

• The dumbest decisions made while high (and why they made perfect sense at the time)

• Moments where paranoia kicked in for absolutely no reason at all

• Edible disasters, giggle fits, and those classic “bro… am I breathing weird?” moments

• Times when being stoned made everyday life feel like a level-10 challenge

• Hilarious realizations, ridiculous conversations, and high thoughts that go nowhere—but feel deep

• The chaotic beauty of being high AF and trying to function like a normal human

If you love stoner comedy, relatable chaos, and stories that make you wheeze-laugh, this episode is for you.

🎧 Hit play and get ready for pure cannabis comedy gold.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Shopping and Weed do Not Mix

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Late-night shopping while high is basically a survival mission disguised as a grocery run. This episode of Thoughts Off The Stem dives into the chaotic, confusing, and absolutely hilarious reality of trying to function in a brightly lit store when your brain is floating somewhere above aisle 12.

You’ll hear:

• Why every store aisle becomes a maze designed by a high person’s worst enemy

• The moment when fluorescent lights feel like police interrogations

• How something simple like choosing cereal turns into a full existential crisis

• The classic “Did I walk past that same old lady three times?” paranoia loop

• Munchies-fueled decisions that make zero sense the next morning

• When your brain forgets you’re shopping and suddenly you’re just staring at snacks like it’s art

If you love stoner comedy, relatable disaster moments, and stories that make you question your life choices, this one’s going to hit perfect.

🎧 Hit play and laugh your way through the midnight munchies mission.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Dispensary Weed vs Black Market Weed

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This episode of Thoughts Off The Stem dives into the hilarious, brutally honest truth about buying weed—legal dispensary vs the classic black market hookup. If you’ve ever compared the two, you already know this topic is pure comedy gold.

You’ll hear:

• The awkward-but-professional vibe of dispensaries vs the “yo I’ll be there in 10 minutes” dealer who shows up 45 minutes late

• Why legal shops feel like Apple Stores for stoners, but the black market still wins in… let’s call it “creative packaging”

• The pricing rollercoaster between a $45 eighth and a $120 unicorn strain from a dude named Sketchy Dave

• How dispensaries give you terpenes, lab tests, and info cards, while the black market gives you “trust me bro, this one slaps”

• The comfort of buying weed without looking over your shoulder vs the nostalgic thrill of feeling like you’re doing a side quest

• Hilarious stories comparing both worlds, the chaos, the characters, and the weed that may or may not have been way stronger than advertised

If you love cannabis culture, stoner comedy, and the relatable frustrations of finding good bud, this episode hits perfectly.

🎧 Hit play and laugh your way through the ultimate weed showdown.

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Wake and Bakes Hit Different

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TIn this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re breaking down the legendary, undefeated morning tradition: the Wake and Bake. If you’ve ever sparked up before your first coffee, you already know why this topic is pure comedy gold.

You’ll hear:

• Why morning weed hits on a whole different spiritual frequency

• The science, the logic, and the completely unscientific stoner reasoning behind why wake and bakes feel so damn magical

• That moment when your brain goes from zero to “yo… life is actually pretty chill”

• How breakfast tastes 10x better, even if it’s cereal you don’t remember buying

• The chaos of trying to be productive while also wondering if time is real

• Stories about accidental over-bakes, morning paranoia, and those times you swear you’re functioning flawlessly… until someone talks to you

• The peaceful, cozy vibe of starting the day with a buzz vs the instant regret of being too high before 10AM

If you love stoner comedy, relatable rituals, and the pure joy of a good morning high, this episode is everything.

🎧 Hit play and enjoy the perfect wake-and-bake companion.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Poppers Are the Worst Way to Smoke Weed

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re diving into one of the most controversial, chaotic, and downright traumatizing ways people smoke weed: POPPERS. If you’ve ever taken one, you already know this isn’t just a hit — it’s a full-body life decision.

You’ll hear:

• Why poppers are basically the Dark Souls difficulty of smoking

• That instant moment where your lungs, soul, and ancestors all say “bro… why?”

• The legendary head rush that feels like you time-traveled and died twice

• Stories of people greening out so fast they didn’t even make it to the couch

• Why every friend who “swears by poppers” is somehow also the one with the sketchiest lighter

• The difference between a normal toke and a popper hit that feels like you’re inhaling a punishment

• Hilarious popper horror stories, bad decisions, and the universal moment where you say
  “never again… but for real this time.”

If you love cannabis comedy, pain you can laugh at, and stories that unite stoners through suffering, this episode is for you.

🎧 Hit play and relive the trauma together.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Everyone Loves a Good Pipe

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re diving into one of the biggest mysteries in stoner culture:
Why does EVERYONE swear pipes are the best… except me?

You’ll hear:

• A full breakdown of why pipes are supposedly the “classic,” “simple,” and “reliable” choice

• Why every pipe I’ve ever owned hits like it’s judging me

• How pipes manage to be both clogged AND scorching hot at the same time

• Those moments where you torch your eyebrows because the lighter angle is never right

• Why every pipe eventually becomes a museum artifact of burnt resin and broken dreams

• The emotional damage of dropping one and watching it shatter like your will to live

• Hilarious pipe stories, hot takes, and why I always end up back with joints, bongs, or literally anything else

If you love stoner rants, relatable weed struggles, and the funniest takes on everyday cannabis life, this episode is for you.

🎧 Hit play and let the pipe slander begin.

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Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Smoking Blunts and Three Papers

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re diving into one of the funniest, messiest, and most stoner-chaotic smoking setups ever: blunts rolled with three papers. If you’ve ever tried to go extra or just watched someone attempt it, you know the comedy writes itself.

You’ll hear:

• The epic struggle of rolling the perfect triple-paper blunt (spoiler: it never goes as planned)

• Moments where the blunt is half fire, half paper, and 100% chaos

• How trying to smoke it turns into a full-on high-risk endurance test

• Stories of burning fingers, collapsing wraps, and last-minute salvaging

• Why friends always judge but secretly want the chaos for themselves

• The sheer thrill, paranoia, and laughter that comes from pushing weed skills way past reasonable limits

• Hilarious mishaps, overambitious ideas, and the universal stoner realization: sometimes less is more

If you love wild cannabis stories, over-the-top smoke sessions, and chaotic stoner comedy, this episode is a must-listen.

🎧 Hit play and enjoy the triple-paper madness.

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