If you’ve ever been just high enough to question your entire existence, this episode is your new spiritual home. We’re diving headfirst into the trippy, hilarious, mind-warping question:
“What even is reality?”
In this episode, we explore:
Why your brain suddenly feels like it has four tabs open and all of them froze
The strange moment when you look in the mirror high and think,
“Is that really me… or just the meat suit I drive?”
How we’re all basically NPCs wandering around doing side quests
The weird glitch moments in real life—like when you walk into a room and forget why
Why being high makes everything feel deeper than it actually is
(“Bro… time isn’t real. It’s just vibes.”)
The possibility that we’re all living in a simulation run by someone who definitely forgot to update the software
And the classic stoner spiral:
“If reality is what I experience… who’s experiencing ME?”
This episode blends comedy, cannabis chaos, and stoner philosophy into one big, hilarious existential meltdown—in the best way.
🎧 Press play and prepare to question everything… while laughing your face off.
Get ready for an episode dedicated to the strange, the awkward, and the downright WTF things people do every single day—usually without realizing how bizarre they actually are.
In this episode, we break down the weirdest human behavior you definitely notice but never talk about, including:
People who fake-laugh just a little too hard at unfunny jokes
The ones who open a bag of chips like they’re diffusing a bomb
Folks who talk to their pets in full sentences—and expect answers
People who say “I’m not weird” (the biggest red flag of all)
Awkward over-sharers who treat small talk like a therapy session
The classic “hover behind you silently” move while you’re shopping
And those strange habits that only come out when you’re high
(like staring at a wall for 10 minutes and calling it multitasking)
This episode is a hilarious breakdown of the quirky, confusing, and totally relatable behaviors that make humans… humans. If you’ve ever watched people and thought, “No way we’re the dominant species,” this one’s for you.
🎧 Hit play for big laughs, weird stories, and pure comedy chaos.
Get ready for a full-on comedy vent session, because this episode is all about the pet peeves that drive EVERYONE insane—the tiny things people do that make you question humanity, your sanity, and whether society is actually okay.
This episode dives into the funniest, most infuriating, most universally hated everyday annoyances, including:
People who chew like a cement mixer
That one coworker who acts like they invented being busy
Drivers who treat turn signals like optional DLC
Folks who stand in the middle of aisles like they own Costco
The “I’ll put it back exactly where it DOESN’T belong” people
Loud breathers, slow walkers, interrupters, and the classic “just asking questions” guy
The weirdly specific pet peeves that hit way too hard when you’re high
And the biggest pet peeve of all: people who think they have no pet peeves
It’s a mix of rants, reality checks, and the type of relatable chaos that makes listeners say, “Okay, I thought it was just me.”
🎧 Hit play, laugh with the madness, and maybe feel a little more normal.
If you’ve ever taken a hit and then immediately thought, “Wait… how long is THIS gonna stay in me?”, this episode is about to become your new favorite panic-relief comedy session.
We’re breaking down the real science, the myths, and the ridiculous things people do when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.
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when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.
You’ll hear:
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How long THC actually sticks around in your blood, urine, saliva, hair, and probably your soul
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Why two people can smoke the same joint but one is sober in an hour and the other is high until Wednesday
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The funniest detox myths people swear by:
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The funniest detox myths people swear by:
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“Just drink 14 gallons of cranberry juice.”
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“If you sweat hard enough, you’ll be fine.”
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“Bro, take a bath in vinegar.”
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Times when I 100% should’ve checked before smoking… but didn’t
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How edibles, concentrates, tolerance, metabolism, and “that one friend who rolls fat joints” all affect how long THC sticks around
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The moment every stoner knows:
“Wait… is my job gonna test me?”
“Should I Google this?”
“Actually, no—Googling made it worse.”
It’s comedy, cannabis education, and panic-fueled storytelling all rolled into one episode.
🎧 Hit play and finally learn the truth (with laughs instead of anxiety).
If your brain loves to hit you with deep thoughts at the worst possible times, this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem is going to feel uncomfortably accurate… and absolutely hilarious.
We’re diving into the chaotic world of overthinking, where your mind becomes a 24/7 conspiracy theorist, motivational speaker, and doom predictor—all at once.
You’ll hear:
, where your mind becomes a 24/7 conspiracy theorist, motivational speaker, and doom predictor—all at once.
You’ll hear:
, where your mind becomes a 24/7 conspiracy theorist, motivational speaker, and doom predictor—all at once.
You’ll hear:
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The ridiculous things my brain decides to obsess over at 2:47 AM for no reason at all
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Why overthinking turns simple tasks into Olympic-level mental gymnastics
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How one small decision becomes a 17-step spiral into hypothetical chaos
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The way weed can either calm your thoughts or make them so loud they sound like a podcast of their own
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Relatable anxiety moments like:
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Relatable anxiety moments like:
• “Did I say something weird?”
• “Did they think I meant something else?”
• “Why did I remember that embarrassing thing from 8 years ago?”
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The comedic side of having a brain that just refuses to clock out
If you’ve ever wished there was a mute button for your own thoughts, this episode is going to make you feel seen, understood, and definitely amused.
🎧 Hit play and let’s laugh our way through the chaos inside our heads.
Copycat Creators Are Ruining the Internet | Thoughts Off The Stem
The internet used to feel creative… now it feels like the group project where everyone copies the one kid who actually did the work. Today we’re breaking down how copycat creators, stolen ideas, and recycled trends have turned social media into the world’s most chaotic copy machine — and why originality keeps getting punished by the algorithm.
In this episode, we get into the stuff everyone online thinks about but never says:
Why creators steal ideas and get rewarded for it
How the algorithm kills originality
Why every TikTok/video looks the same in 2025
What it feels like when a bigger creator copies your content
How “viral trends” destroy actual creativity
And the hilarious, frustrating reality of trying to stand out online
This is part rant, part comedy, part therapy session for anyone tired of scrolling through the same recycled videos, the same jokes, and the same “new trend” that’s been dead for months.
If you’ve ever looked at your feed and thought, “Why does everything look exactly the same?” — you’re gonna feel this one.
🎧 Tap play and let’s roast the algorithm together.
The cannabis industry is one of the fastest-growing, most chaotic, most demanding workplaces out there… so why do mainstream employers treat cannabis workers like their skills don’t count? Today we’re breaking down the massive misconceptions, the hidden skills, and the real reason employers still underestimate cannabis experience in 2025.
This episode hits EVERY frustration cannabis workers deal with when trying to enter “normal” jobs:
Why companies think cannabis experience “isn’t real work”
The outdated stigma that still follows cannabis employees
The skills cannabis workers have that mainstream jobs desperately need
The chaos of weed retail vs. the softness of regular retail
How cannabis workers master customer service, crisis management, and compliance
Why employers are flat-out wrong about what cannabis experience means
And hilarious stories that prove cannabis workers do 10 jobs at once
If you’ve ever applied for a job and watched a hiring manager look at your cannabis experience like you grew it in your basement… this episode will feel painfully, hilariously accurate.
This is comedy, truth, and a well-deserved call-out to the corporate world.
🎧 Hit play — let’s talk about why cannabis workers deserve WAY more respect.
Everyone tells you to “never give up,” but honestly? Sometimes giving up is the smartest, healthiest, most sanity-saving move you can make. In this episode, we dive into the real-life situations where quitting isn’t weakness — it’s strategy.And nobody ever teaches you this.
Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we get brutally honest (and hilarious) about the moments where pushing harder is actually making your life worse:
How to know when something is draining you, not growing you
The difference between “being persistent” and “being delusional”
Why we stay stuck in jobs, relationships, and routines that don’t serve us
When giving up is actually upgrading your life
How guilt keeps people from walking away
What people really mean when they give bad motivational advice
And the life lessons nobody warns you about in your 20s, 30s, or ever
This episode blends comedy, real talk, and the kind of advice people only figure out after life kicks them around a bit. If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re quitting too early — or hanging on WAY too long — this will hit home.
🎧 Press play and let’s talk about the art of giving up… the right way.
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Teen slang changes faster than WiFi at a cheap motel — and somehow every year adults fall further behind. Today we’re breaking down the wild world of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang, what these kids actually mean, and why half of it sounds like they’re speaking in glitchy patch notes.
On this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we dive into the hilarious reality of trying to understand the modern teenage language update:
What the most popular 2025 slang words REALLY mean
Why teens talk like NPCs in a video game
How slang keeps evolving before adults can catch up
Why every new phrase sounds like AI wrote it
The hidden meanings behind “rizz,” “delulu,” “bet,” “bussin,” “no cap,” “mid,” “gyatt,” and more
How slang becomes entire conversations with zero actual words
And the hilarious moment you realize you officially became “old”
This episode is part comedy, part culture roast, and part survival guide for anyone who’s ever heard a teen talk and thought… “What language was THAT?”
🎧 Hit play and let’s decode the chaos together — no cap.
We live in a world where people believe the Earth is flat, birds are government drones, and Antarctica is hiding a giant ice wall protecting secret alien civilizations… and honestly? At this point, nothing surprises anyone anymore.
Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we dive headfirst into the wild rise of conspiracy thinking and why people are more convinced than ever that something BIG is being hidden from them.
This episode breaks down the funniest, weirdest, and most viral conspiracies people can’t stop arguing about:
Why conspiracy theories are exploding in 2025
Flat Earth logic (and the mental gymnastics behind it)
The “Ice Wall” believers and their outrageous maps
Aliens, UFO disclosures, and why nobody trusts the government
Why humans will believe ANYTHING except basic facts
How the internet turns bad ideas into global movements
And the comedic chaos of trying to make sense of it all
This is part comedy roast, part cultural reality check, and part “how did we get here as a species?” If you’ve ever fallen into a conspiracy rabbit hole, argued with someone who thinks gravity is optional, or just love weird internet mysteries — this episode is for you.
🎧 Press play — let’s explore why everyone thinks EVERYTHING is a conspiracy now.
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