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What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 0:06

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba: Adventures With an Infused Tourist!

went on vacation and lost weight.

How does that happen?

Well, you go to Cuba, of course.

The beaches are amazing, that the food is questionable at best.

Let me take you on a little journey this sesh.

It all starts in the bathroom of Toronto airport before we get on a plane to go to Cuba.

Before we head to the gate and after we deal with the bags, Captain Justin decides that he’s got to take a tinkle.

0:26

So off to the washroom.

My prance.

Now I’m walking in as the dudes walking out of the last stall.

Of course, it’s the only available spot to go, so I guess I’m going to do my business in there.

Well, that dude, he decimated it, man.

Decimated it.

0:42

It was a tsunami of shit inside and outside the bowl.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a leak while you’re straddling poop landmines?

Yeah, that’s right.

Poop was on the floor, dude.

And no, it’s not easy to arc your pee from the door of the stall to the bowl and not hit your pants or shoes.

1:02

So I finish up in the stall and I’m leaving, and as I walk out of the stall I almost run into this dude in the middle of the room who’s repeatedly slamming his hat on the floor and yelling and fighting ghosts.

And no, the floor wasn’t even kind of clean.

1:18

Poop landmines, dude.

So I squeeze by Captain Fights a ghost, and I wash my hands real quick because I got to get the hell out of there before feces start getting chucked across the room.

That was the beginning of the trip, dude.

1:34

That’s right.

We hadn’t even got to the gate yet.

So we get to the gate, we’re waiting to board the plane, and now it’s my girlfriend’s turn to get a little visit from the Tinkle Fairy.

So off she goes to the bathroom.

Boop A doop.

A doop.

Just after she leaves, these two ditzy college chicks walk past me and ask if this is the line for the plane.

1:54

There’s only one line, dude, and I’m not even kind of in it.

I’m kind of off to the side ’cause, you know, they bored you by section, so the line is kind of pointless and a little dumb.

Anyway, I say yeah, yeah, it is.

As my girlfriend comes back, she’s just in time to see Ditzy 1 and Ditzy 2 come walking by again, trying to retrieve reusable plastic Starbucks water cups from this oversized shoulder bag they’re carrying.

2:19

Now, as they’re walking, they realize that they’ve spilled all the water in the bag.

Now you’d think they’d be line it to the bathroom, right?

To clean it out before they board the plane.

Nope, not even kinda.

No, not these chicks.

These chicks pop a squat in the middle of the seating area, empty the contents and dump the water right there.

2:41

Why?

Why you ask?

Well, ’cause people are dumb, dude.

So finally the call for boarding goes out.

Now guess who gets on the plane first?

That’s right.

This guy right here.

As I said, lines are dumb and it’s kind of pointless.

3:02

So we get on the plane, we find out we’re on the emergency row, and that’s why we boarded the plane first.

This also means legroom, and that’s a hot commodity on a plane.

So excitement.

Yeah, out 100.

Added bonus, we get to watch all the people board the plane.

And since we like the people, watch it talk shit.

3:20

It’s like a celebration of joy.

You ever seen a selfie queen?

Me neither, until this day.

On this day, I got to witness one in the wild.

Baby.

This chick 2 rows in front of us took selfies the whole time at literally from the time she sat in her seat to the time we got off the plane.

3:41

Click, click, click, click, click, click. 189 photos, dude.

From two different angles.

Then there’s these two chicks behind us and they’re talking about their boyfriend’s red flags.

Apparently this one dude asked why way too often and it drove one of the girls nuts.

3:57

So of course, I had to eavesdrop on the conversation to find out what their red flags were.

You know what they were?

Well, I must have heard the phrase and like about 900 times.

Dude, imagine listening to this for half of a three hour flight.

And like I was at work and like I was wearing my red dress with like the open back and like I got really cold and Bonnie didn’t even like offer me her cardigan when the air conditioner broke and like made it like a meat locker in the office office.

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And like when I called my boyfriend at lunch, he didn’t even like ask why my like, well, like, like my teeth were chattering like and like I was very hurt and like I was expecting him to like say something and and like I wanted him to say something.

So like I would I could feel better because like I wanted to be warm and I couldn’t be warm and like he didn’t care And like Bonnie was being a total bitch.

4:41

And then like my nipples got cold.

And then Robert made a comment and like, I just wanted to die.

But like, I didn’t, I didn’t die.

The flight to Cuba is 3 hours, 3 1/2 tops.

Imagine half of that.

This.

Now our flight was not 3 hours.

No, our travel time was about 9 hours because five other dopes delayed the flight by half an hour because apparently planes don’t wait for people.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 5:04

Now who knew?

The last time I was in an airport missing the plane, I had to Sprint across the whole airport just in time to see the plane taxi to the runway.

And I was only 5 minutes late.

Dude, WestJet doesn’t play by those rules.

They hang out on the tarmac until you show up.

5:20

You don’t have your documents ready?

No worries.

No problem dude, we’ll help you fill them out at the boarding desk.

Because forget that 200 other people have been waiting 45 minutes for your dumbass.

Why do we have a rule that people have to be at the airport 3 hours ahead of their international flight if the departure time is just kind of a guideline?

5:45

So we finally take off about 45 minutes late.

No big deal, right?

It’s only 45 minutes. 45 minutes doesn’t make that much of a difference, except for the giant storm over the airport we have to circle on our arrival to Cuba.

So now we’re circling Cuba for two hours, just flying up and down the coast, just cruising up and down the coast in the plane baller, right?

6:05

No, no, it’s not.

You know why?

Because this is how dumb people are.

You can see the giant storm cloud and lightning flashing outside the right side of the plane.

Now people start asking the crew at this point why we haven’t landed yet.

Seriously, half the plane is taking videos out their window of lightning going off, lighting up the cabin like mortar shells, and you don’t know why we’re still in the air.

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This is the same time when you can see the mob mentality starting to build.

Just as tension builds to a boil, the cabin crew comes out all smooth.

That’s right, they soothe us like babies breaking out chocolate chip cookies and some sweet treats because just like toddlers, you can’t talk when you’re chewing.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 6:54

Finally we’re able to land right and it’s about midnight and we make our way through customs, then to the baggage carousel and the bags start coming out on the carousel along with a dude and his drug sniffing Cocker spaniel.

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They’re walking over the bags and of course the dog stops at my bag and gives it a pretty good huff a couple times, You know?

I mean I get it, my bag was in my basement before I left, so it might have smelled like weed a bit, but also cat, cat litter and dog.

So I take the bag off the carousel, right?

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Well, doesn’t Buddy and his drug sniffing Cocker spaniel beeline it right to me?

So I push the bag out towards them so the dog can sniff it again.

Because what kind of drug mule puts the bag full of drugs in front of the drug sniffing dog, right?

That’s my logic.

7:45

So the dog sniffs at once and then moves along.

No Cuba gel for Justin baby.

After about an hour bus ride we finally get to the resort.

We’re definitely we’re exhausted, we’re definitely agitated, and we’re definitely ready for sleep.

8:02

So we check in and the room they give us was gross dude with a capital GROSS.

OK, the air wasn’t on in the room and it was the most humid.

OK, everything was damp or at least it felt damp.

The worst part was my fat ass couldn’t even handle the humidity for the first two days.

8:19

I was sweating like a pedo and gentpop dude.

That’s right.

So the next day we had them change our room and that’s when I figured out you if you tip the right person you can get pretty much anything you want to.

Also dudes will try and get you to give them your shoes, especially if you have some slick ass Nikes because they love that shit.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 8:37

It’s definitely a little off putting though when a waiter comes up to you after breakfast grilling you about the cost of your shoes and he’s trying to find a way to ask you to give him your shoes without actually asking you to give him your shoes.

You know it’s weird dude.

So when we got our new room, we were introduced to the concierge and she set us up with obviously the way better room on the opposite side of the resort.

8:59

It was much quieter, there were fewer people, the the room was nice and cool when we got there, there were no wet sheets or moist towels, and the tub didn’t look like a breeding ground for alien dude.

OK, it was definitely a step up, but I learned very quickly that you don’t go to Cuba for the hotel rooms or the food.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 9:16

You go for the vibes bro.

Now here’s something to keep in mind.

I’m the kind of guy who has some stupid thing happened to him on the first day, like a wicked sunburn or a broken ankle, you know?

And then it’ll limits my ability to do things for the rest of the trip.

9:32

So I tried to take every precaution not to have that happen.

So I spent a week working in my new slide so I wouldn’t get blisters.

I sunscreen regularly so I wouldn’t burn.

I watched what food I was I was eating so that I wouldn’t poop myself.

You know, all the good stuff.

After one day of being a bobbing head in the ocean, I get back to the room and I’m as red as a lobster and my feet are burnt.

9:52

Burnt dude who burns her feet?

This guy, This guy burns their feet.

There’s wicked blisters on both my big toes and again, I’m pouring sweat like a waterfall in the Burmese jungle.

OK.

Oh, and I had a heat rash that made me look like a bright red beacon of disease.

10:11

You want to know what’s good for all of that though?

Salt water, dude.

That’s right, Just a little salt water.

Three days in the ocean and it all started to clear up except the feet.

The feet didn’t get better till like you know, the last day.

In fact, these puppies are still peeling and healing.

10:27

I’ve been home for like 3 weeks too.

We spent all our days on the beach, My girl getting bronze like a goddess and me showing up like you know, half boiled bull meat.

But otherwise good time.

The ocean was pretty awesome.

It was amazing actually.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 10:42

The beach was clean, the water was so clear that you could see the bottom.

You know what was gross?

The pools, dude.

Resort pools with the swim up bar, Those are gross.

You want to know why resort pools with the swim up bar are gross?

Because everyone’s just sitting there all day warming the water periodically so they don’t have to get up and lose their spot.

11:05

Yeah, that’s right.

You’re swimming and pee, dude.

For sure.

I mean, I know people pee in the ocean, but I feel like based on the size of the ocean versus a pool, there’s a lot more particulate dilution happening in the ocean.

Plus it’s just better for your skin.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 11:21

Dude, in between ocean Bob sessions, we hit up to 24 hour snack bar for hot dogs, fries and beer.

Or sometimes, you know, we go to the main buffet for rice and bread because that’s all we ate for seven days.

Because apparently you don’t go to Cuba for the food.

Dude, you can ask anybody.

Normally when you hear buffet, your heart flutters and you get a little rush of excitement, right?

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 11:42

Not in Cuba.

In Cuba, your butthole puckers and your stomach becomes a Nazi dietitian.

Yeah, that’s what happens.

Actually, we did have eggs and sometimes sausage in the morning, but it was definitely limited.

You know, the rest of the time we were fueled by cappuccino and beer.

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From time to time, we heard some people talking about how good the food actually was, and quite frankly, it blew our minds.

Yeah, that’s right.

Do you know what it’s like to be terrified of ice?

Getting ice in your cup was like having your worst nightmare manifest into reality or a spider run up your leg.

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For the next hour, you’re on high alert, waiting to see if you shit your pants or develop puncture wounds.

Dude, I’m just saying there’s nothing like wondering if you’re going to wake up the next day with a deformity.

OK, then about four or five days in, we catch ourselves talking about how good some of the food was.

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You know what that taught me?

Well, it takes five days to reset your standards for greatness.

All you need is a little deprivation and bam, your standards drop faster than a boner being bit by a hooker.

What I’m saying is, the food is not great, but after a few days rice can be as satisfying as a Big Mac.

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We met some pretty awesome folks, but like I said, it also helps that we figured out who to tip right.

We worked it out so that almost every spot through the resort we had somebody taking care of us.

Our waiters at the buffet made sure we had the table we liked, the beer we liked, and they always gave us a heads up on the state of the buffet before we went to the buffet.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 13:16

You got to have an inside man.

Dude, it was awesome and we met a couple ladies in the coffee lounge who made sure that we always had drinks or cappuccino when we passed through.

We never had to actually go to the bar when they were working, they always came and found us.

So we got served while we were sitting there doing whatever we were doing.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 13:35

I think it started to make an impression though, like kind of across the resort, because within a few days we started to notice more of the staff making a point of acknowledging us just in passing.

Waiters also started to meet us at the entrance to the buffet and entice us to sit in their section.

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Then one night a gardener comes out of nowhere while while I’m smoking a cigar on a patio and gives flowers to my girlfriend.

Now you didn’t want to tell me that guy didn’t want a tip.

If I’m being honest, it was kind of awesome, but it was also kind of off putting and because you know, so we had to get a little more strategic with our tipping.

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 14:10

Overall it was a pretty good experience.

So it was my first time to Cuba and I definitely go back.

Maybe I’ll check out a different resort though.

Here’s the thing, you just, you can’t have expectations and you have to be adaptable, right?

Because the Cuban people, like I said, are awesome.

The travelling people, not so much.

Man people are much more selfish than I remember.

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A lot of people they would actually empty trays from the buffet onto plates just for their table without like any regard to the fact that there were, you know, hundreds of other people there.

Manners and etiquette were definitely lacking from most of the tourists I saw.

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The messed up part was there were very few Americans though.

Because they can’t go.

I’m just saying that’s behavior that we would expect because, you know, let the the resort population was basically Europeans, Canadians and French Canadians.

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So what made the food hoarders even more surprising?

We’re we’re supposed to be like a nicer people.

Maybe we are, but we’re definitely a selfish, OK?

There was a lot of questionable fashion sense, which makes people watching super fun.

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I don’t think I saw so many shiny fake accessories like the big wannabe Gucci sunglasses.

Old dudes were wearing those.

Dude, there were fake gold watches everywhere.

Rings, chains, chains.

People wear the chains in the ocean.

It looked ridiculous, tacky.

You know, it kind of came across as a little desperate.

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Maybe pay attention to me, attention seeking.

But I guess, you know, whatever makes whatever makes you feel good about being you.

I’m just saying I’d rather not be chuckled out in passing, that’s all.

So by the time the food seemed to be running out and my skin started to clear up, it was time to fly home.

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And of course, our return flight was like 11:00 PM and luckily it was on time, right?

And the flight only took about 3 hours this time.

The downside was that the end of our flight was through a thunderstorm.

This time there was no circling though.

No, the pilot just took us right through that bitch.

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It didn’t seem to matter that at any moment the cabin could have been filled with an excessive amount of barf.

There was a lot of turbulence, a lot of lowering levels really quickly.

So other than flying through storms on the front and back leg of the trip, the first night’s room, and the, you know, 7 days of starvation, the trip was a great time.

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I was able to forget I had kids.

I got to enjoy the moment.

Get lost to the fantasy of being present.

You know, drink some decent beer and have a few cigars.

Because that’s what Cuba is about, baby.

I will say this though, research your destination before you go so you have an idea of what to expect and then keep those expectations low.

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Be flexible because shit’s going to happen and you don’t want to let it ruin your perfectly good time, dude.

Overall, I give my first visit to Cuba a pretty good experience dude.

I thoroughly enjoyed myself even though I came home a little redder than I wished with a few more foot injuries than I had planned, you know what I’m saying?

What You Really Need to Know About Cuba 17:25

And because I liked it so much, I try to keep the vibes going and it gives what gives me the laid back vibe.

OK, is low key what is it?

Let me try that again MTL cannabis low key frosted flakes.

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It’s pre rolls they’re half grams, they are 32% THC and they’re a nice laid back indica.

And if you want to tell me this isn’t an indica, if you want to label it something like that, it’s a hybrid leaning indica, whatever.

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It’s nice and relaxing.

So it makes me kind of like feel like I’m back in Cuba because when I got back a few weeks ago, you know, I was just cruising along and then all of a sudden you get back into like, you know, regular life and you start to speed up a bit.

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I want to be island slow again.

That’s my plan.

So when I want to feel like that, I smoke these because they’re actually pretty good.

They’re a little peppery.

The pre rolls are a little tight, so they burn a little more like they burn a little faster than you want them to.

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But yeah, if you want to relax, if you want to take the edge off, it’s a good after work weed.

When you get to sit down, you just get to, you know, lay back and do your thing.

I wonder if it tells us what the terps are on here.

So the terps.

Oh, I can’t read when I’m high.

It’s an indica, the mix.

OK, so here are the stats.

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Frosted Flakes by MTL Cannabis.

They’re low key brand or version?

It’s indica, it’s cereal, milk and Mach one mixed together.

There’s farnacine, limonene, linaluol, Osamine and bazabilol, bazabilol, bizbolol, whatever that is.

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Those are your terps.

And I think it’s like a one point something.

It doesn’t say does it say I don’t see anything that says what the percentage is, but it’s a good smoke if you want to relax.

It’s nice and tasty.

You got to like the peppery side of things though, because it is a it does have like that peppery taste to it.

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But I’ve been smoking these for like a week now and I got to say I quite enjoy them.

They’re pretty good.

So if you’re looking for something laid back and you’re looking, they’re a little more expensive though, if I remember correctly.

No, I think it’s like 7 pack for like 25 bucks maybe.

Anyway, it was pretty good.

20:03

It was a pretty good pick.

I say if you’re looking for something relaxing, get that.

It’s a good smoke.

It’s Hardy, gives you good mouth feel, you know, good exhale, nice clouds.

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Yeah.

So those are my thoughts off the stem for this week.

If you get a chance, go to Cuba.

Keep your expectations low.

But overall, if you just expect to drink and visit the beach, you’re going to have a great time.

I would have liked to go out into Havana, but time did not permit.

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And also, I hadn’t been on vacation in 20 years.

So, you know, I wanted to sit on a beach and think about nothing.

I achieved that.

So yeah, so that’s what I say.

Go to Cuba, don’t take weed.

But when you get back and you want to feel like you were you’re back there, then smoke some of this Frosted Flakes.

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They’re good.

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Watch here: Spread Love, Stay Positive and Smoke a Dube – Seshisode 185

Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem.

I’m holding back a cough when I’m Justin Barone, your friendly neighborhood pot head.

There it is.

There’s some more dude.

I haven’t hit the bong in a while.

I’ve generally been just been smoking joints or hitting the stunden glass.

0:30

I guess the stunden glass is kind of like a bong, but it’s a little easier because it’s concentrate.

So I find it a little smoother, a little more flavor as opposed to just like drier burnt weed flavor.

But yeah, today we’re smoking blue.

It’s actually pronounced blue, but it’s spelled BLEUH.

0:52

We’re smoking French cookies.

It’s their sativa.

It is 28.42% with 4.11% terps.

Does it tell me what the terps are?

No Anyway, as you can tell I’m wearing all blue smoked out of a blue bong hit with a blue a blue lighter.

Spread Love and Stay Positive

1:17

I love weed dude.

I love having fun.

I love weed and having fun.

I love having weed and having fun.

That’s like my whole goal with this sesh or this podcast.

The whole point is to make it a sesh, Make it reflective of what it’s like to sesh so that if you don’t have anybody to sesh with, you could sesh with me always.

1:41

There’s a hundred and well, 80 something episodes of this seshisodes.

That’s right, they’re seshes.

That’s why the topics are so like broad and they vary so much because it’s, I wanted to, I want to sort of like bring the concept of a sesh to a podcast.

2:00

But like a proper sesh, you talk about anything.

There’s no like real one situation for you.

You know what I mean?

There’s no one topic of discussion.

You generally like bounce around to a bunch of different things.

For me and my group, when we used to smoke in circles, we haven’t done that in a while.

2:20

You would start with talking about what you were smoking and then you would talk about, you know, whatever was sort of like going on that day.

And then you would end up talking about whatever’s going on in like the news.

And then you would shoot the shit and just try to, you know, make each other laugh.

2:37

And it would go on different variations of that, but there was no one conversation.

So when I started thinking of like, OK, I want to do this podcast called Thoughts Off the Stem.

The whole point is, is that you’re session, you’re just having a good time.

You’re just here smoking, you know, smoking some weed, getting some new ideas for weed.

2:56

And then I thought what else I would like to do is also because I worked in the cannabis industry is educate people or help to educate people that don’t really understand weed, right?

I started as a smoker and then I worked at a dispensary as a bud tender, then a supervisor and then an assistant store manager.

3:16

So I’ve got a pretty good base of knowledge and experience.

And I thought, you know, because now that weed’s been what weed is, legal, they maybe people need somebody that can help them out, you know, point them in the right direction without having to like, go to the store.

3:34

I want to prepare you for understanding what you’re getting into before you go to the store so that you’re not getting the wrong information.

So, yeah, so that’s basically the whole point of the podcast.

And I love weed.

So like, why not sit down and sex?

Spread Love and Stay Positive

3:50

Like I, you know, I don’t always have somebody to sesh with.

And sometimes it’s boring just sitting there smoking away and doing nothing, you know?

And I thought, hey, I could provide at least a little bit of like a discussion or something, something like that, you know?

4:08

So that was my idea for the podcast.

That’s the reason that the podcast was born.

It was born out of a bong hit, a bong hit and a sense of humor.

But I talk about all kinds of stuff.

I had my I had it evaluated by an SEO website and apparently it’s a mix of wheat cannabis.

4:31

It’s a mix of cannabis culture, personal growth and comedy.

That’s what they told me.

I know some people watch this and they’re like, what’s funny, you know, But if you’re a pothead, you’ll get it.

4:49

You’ll want to be part of it.

Oh, I also have in my mouth a dip.

Where did I put them?

I don’t know.

But yeah, So I, I’ve got a dip.

It’s, it’s a, it’s a THC infused dip.

There’s no tobacco.

5:08

It’s only 10.

It’s 10% per like pouch.

I don’t know if you want to put too many pouches in your mouth at once, but I’ve been, I’ve had this one in for like what time is it?

I don’t know, 20 minutes now and it’s adding to the high of the blue.

5:28

The blue is, this is good.

Actually, I’ve had it for a little while.

I haven’t really tried it ’cause I wanted to try it on the podcast and it’s good.

It’s got a body buzz like a little a nice amount of body high with like a touch of head high, a little bit of zone out.

5:51

Yeah, it’s a pretty solid daytime sativa because like my brain is active, but my body is relaxed.

Mm hmm.

It’s a nice touch.

I don’t know how long you’re supposed to leave these dips in for, though.

6:10

I guess until the flavors gone.

It’s still minty, so it should be still good, right?

I think they’re nice though.

These ones are nice to TV too.

They’re a little bit of an uplift.

You know, one of the things that I like talking about on the podcast too is stuff that happened when I worked at the store.

6:33

Because dude, at a pot shop, there’s so many characters, so many funny people come in.

Like I remember so many, such a wide variety.

When COVID, when COVID was still happening, a guy showed up in a Boba Fett helmet, a Wookie, like a jacket that resembled A Wookie, all furry and had the little sash, you know, And he just sat there talking to us as if like that was life, dude, you got a picture this, you have to picture this a guy.

7:10

You can’t, you don’t know who it is, right?

But he’s got a Boba Fett helmet on and a a Wookiee body and he’s talking to you about weed as if like whatever is happening there is normal.

I get it.

7:25

I’m weird too, dude.

But yeah, so there was that guy.

There was a guy that came in once and he rapped.

We were, I did a podcast about it, about some of these guys.

He came in and as he was doing his, as he was doing his like transaction and finalizing it, dude, I’m getting high.

7:48

That’s good weed.

It’s starting to hit me in the forehead a little bit.

But as this guy was doing his transaction, he he looks at me and he goes, hey, man, can I rap for you?

And I was like, OK, so as I’m giving him his change, he raps a verse.

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8:08

Don’t get me wrong, the rap wasn’t bad.

It was just that’s maybe not his thing.

Maybe like, write, maybe write it for other people.

You know, there was always guys that would come in and be like, like, they hated everything.

Like one guy would just come in.

It seemed like every week just to go down the, like row of cabinets and just be like, hey, I don’t like this.

8:31

This is bullshit.

This is bullshit, this is bullshit.

Like everything had a story.

Everything was bad.

All the Purdue, the people that like made it were contributors to the the the the horribleness of it, as he put it, you know, people.

8:50

I wither OK, one time, dude, this is crazy.

So one time I, I did, I talk about, I don’t know, I might be repeating myself, but I was, I was working at the counter and the door dinner goes off.

9:10

So I go up to let people in and it’s like a group of, you know, 5 or 6 university students and this one girl walks in and she’s wearing like a white pajama top, but it’s like fully see through and just comes in as if it’s not a big deal.

9:32

Like your titties are hanging out, you know, like what, what are we doing here?

Why would you leave the house with your titties hanging out?

Like you obviously need attention or want attention because you can’t not know.

You can’t not know that your titties are hanging out.

Like, are you kidding me, dude?

No, I had to go to the back on that one.

9:53

I was like, I can’t do this, I’m too old.

I’ll give, I’ll fucking catch a case.

Fucking tits, just out for the world to see.

That happened a few times.

There was a couple of those.

And then there’s always the people that feel like bug tenders don’t know what they’re doing, which I get it, a lot of them don’t, or a lot of them overdo it.

10:17

Like they’re just too into describing the weed to you.

Like, just tell me what’s good and let me go.

I was really good at taking those strains that would like mix and match together really nicely and extending your enjoyment for the evening or however long you wanted to have them.

10:38

Like I knew what what you should have at different times a day to get the result that you wanted.

So people would come to me.

That was one of my favorite parts.

People come in bringing their friends in to be like, hey, talk to this guy if you want to like have a really good night.

And then elderly or older people that come in, they they started coming in looking for like CBD and started to get interested in the planet.

11:03

A lot of them obviously very adamant about not getting high.

So you had to like, I don’t know, it was fun discussing all that stuff.

So that’s why this whole podcast has basically been me trying to explain why thoughts off the stem is thoughts off the stem.

11:20

You know, you get it.

Do you get it?

I’m sure you get it.

Yeah, yeah.

The whole point was just to enjoy weed and and have a sesh, man.

Yeah, so many characters.

11:42

But I also wanted to like.

I found that one of the best ways, the best sales, like the best sales tactics or best ways to interact with a lot of the questions that you get and the different types of the different personalities you get.

12:02

You had to transition pretty easily.

Like you had to go from one minute being like, oh bro, this stuff it like, oh, you don’t even you’re going to be a goat.

Like that’s gonna, you know, those like fainting goats, that’s you after this.

OK, You have to go from that to explaining how a CBD oil can benefit a 75 year old person that knows nothing about it.

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12:24

You know, that was fun.

You got to have all sides of my personality.

But that’s what I figured, you know, that was that’s what I figured would be a good point to doing this podcast was just to have a sesh.

12:42

Eventually I’ll get to the point where hopefully I can get some like good interviews going on.

I’ve already had a couple.

They were good, but I want to try and you know, up it.

13:06

I feel like this dip poach is pretty well done.

It’s a little minty but it gets soggy.

It’s nice though.

I also have a what is it a mango one I think that I haven’t tried.

13:22

That one might be good.

Yeah.

So I thought that in in the next few episodes, I think are going to be a series on helping understand why or what different cannabinoids are, what they do and how they can enhance your high.

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13:41

You know, take my knowledge, pass it on in terms of the feeling and the, you know, the experience.

That’s what I’m good at.

I think understanding the experience, knowing where it came from.

You.

I can’t grow.

Like I’ve tried growing a couple times.

13:58

Nope, doesn’t work for me.

I have like a black thumb.

You know what it is?

I’m impatient.

I’m super impatient.

So like, yeah, I can’t, I can’t.

I one or two times.

I tried it.

14:14

I checked on these plants all the time, dude, all the time.

It was a bad idea because I just killed them.

I tried twice.

And then I was like, you know what?

You’re not made for this.

So I thought, OK, how could I?

How could I be involved in weed other than that once it became legal?

14:32

And then, yeah, you can sell it.

Sell the experience.

That’s what most potheads want.

That’s what most stoners want.

Even if you’re not a Stoner, really, if you’re somebody that’s just interested in weed, a good way to sell it is, you know, providing the, I guess, truth about the experience.

14:55

Yeah, I love weed, dude.

I love weed.

I love the different levels that it works on.

Like it’s different than booze, you know, ’cause like booze, I feel like booze, you’re just like when you’re drunk, you’re just one way, you know?

15:17

Like if you’re happy drunk, you’re always happy when you’re drunk.

If you’re an angry drunk, you’re always angry when you’re drunk, right?

So like with weed, it’s not like that, you know, with weed you have like a multi faceted high.

15:37

You could be introspective one day.

You could be giggly and laughing and joking around Y you know, yeah highs different you can be at like more empathetic, more reflective.

15:53

Like if you’re drinking, I feel like if you’re reflecting, you’re reflecting only in like 1 avenue, you know, one way of thought.

Whereas if you, if you’re smoking weed, then you start reflecting the weed makes you sort of like try to take on a different thought, pat, like thought process or like a different, yeah, yeah, basically just a different thought process.

16:21

That’s what I’m saying.

Hi is kicking in, dude.

16:35

You know how weird it is to have a guy rap at you while you’re giving him his change?

Again, Don’t get me wrong, I feel like the writing was good, but his presentation of it.

16:57

You know, just there’s things you do and things you don’t, but I guess I get it.

You want to it’s yours.

You want to do it.

Wow, I dude, I am.

I hope you’re high because like I’m the high is really settling in right now.

17:17

I was going to smoke AI was going to smoke another unknown joint but Nope, I don’t think so.

I think I’m good.

That one little bong hit was solid 28%.

Yep, I get that.

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17:37

I smoked that in a in my dab rig because I only have a you know those straight bongs, I don’t like them get water in your mouth and shit.

I like beaker bongs, but like I don’t need such a big bong anymore.

When I need a like a bong head, it’s like I just need something little.

17:57

So I use my dab rig and dude, it works pretty well.

I’ve never done a bong head in a dab rig.

I just figured the makeup of it would like, I don’t know, dilute the high too much, but it doesn’t gives it nice clean hootie hoot.

18:15

And it’s like a nice little package, like one shot is pretty good.

You know, you’re pretty satisfied.

Yeah, man, I’m so high.

But yeah, that’s what I’m going to do.

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18:34

That’s what’s coming up.

I’m going to do a series on different cannabinoids.

I’ll start with CBD and then do CBN and then CBG and we’ll talk about how how that works and what kind of effects it has potentially, you know, because not everybody’s the same.

18:55

So it might be a little bit different, but there’s basics.

There’s basics that that are like this will a standard that’ll happen, you know?

Yeah, right.

Would that be good?

Like I’m sitting here pontificating.

19:11

I think that’d be good and helpful.

My aunt was telling me because her and some people she knows they need, they find that they need a little little help and they get they get a lot of misinformation when they go to the dispensary to try and get like CBD or whatever will fix or help or, you know, give them relief because they’re not necessarily looking to get high.

19:42

They’re looking to like, you know, just deal with some joint pain or this or that.

Dude, this weed, I’m, I’m not even, I don’t know why I’m laughing.

That’s what I’m saying.

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19:58

This weed is pretty good.

I didn’t expect that much from it.

I’m gonna try the indica one next.

But what was I saying?

Oh yeah.

I was saying that my aunt was telling me that, you know, older people need a little bit of direction and help with the with, with what they’re looking for and they, and to prepare, help them prepare.

20:21

Before they go to the dispensary so they know what they understand it a little more.

And I was like, yeah, I should do that.

I should, I should pass on my dispensary knowledge and my, my years of testing experience and help these help people that are new to it understand it better.

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20:41

So that’s what I’m going to do.

I’m going to give back.

Dude, I’m so high.

Oh, I hope you’re high.

I hope you’re enjoying the sesh.

I know it was kind of just like a explanation of what this is after 180 some odd episodes, but you know, it is what it is.

20:59

I hope you enjoy it.

I’m going to try and make it better, like all the time.

You wouldn’t believe how many people?

21:18

No, you probably would, but no, you wouldn’t.

No, I don’t know.

I don’t know what I’m talking about.

I don’t know what I’m talking about now.

All right, that’s it.

Jesus Christ.

Those are my thoughts off the stem for this week.

I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

I hope you come back next week with me.

Justin Barone, your friendly neighborhood pothead.

21:37

Check out Tots420.com if you like seeing the transcripts.

I’m starting to post them as blogs and you can read it out, reenact it.

Yeah.

You get all the links to the episodes.

21:54

If you, well, not if you should subscribe, like and share the podcast.

If you get a laugh out of it, give it to a buddy that you think will get a laugh out of it.

You know, that’s all I’m saying.

But yeah, I hope the weeks I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore.

22:16

Dude, I just got to end this.

Fuck really high off that one more hit because you know that’s how it goes.

So check out dots420.com.

Come back next week and until next time, keep your lids low baby.

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Thoughts Off The Stem Podcast Episode “Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different VHS, Video Games and Pizza” Transcript

This is the transcript titled “Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different” is the transcript for “Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different, VHS, Video Games and Pizza” Thoughts Off The Stem Podcast Episode 183. Available Now on Spotify, Youtube, Apple Podcasts and anywhere you consume podcasts.

0:06

Welcome to Thoughts Off the STEM.

I’m Justin Barone, your friendly neighborhood pothead.

Thank you for joining me on your Friday at 4:20.

Just start your weekend off right.

I’m such a dork.

I’ve been getting high all day because, you know, why not?

Last night I was smoking my Palmetto all in It’s a pink burst and melonberry ice.

0:32 Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different

I thought I’d smoke it on the podcast today because I was sitting in my garage smoking this with a little bit of hash which I have loaded in the nugs apple just in case we decide to smoke some hash in a little bit.

But I was smoking this stuff and hitting the hash in a bong and I was giggling like an idiot for like 2 hours straight while watching those AI Sasquatch videos.

0:57

Dude, I love those things.

You know what drives me nuts though is you know the baby.

Remember that?

Like Chinese rapper, I guess that put out the the song and it was the babies in AI doing the rap.

Dude, that one baby, that first one he did, I think it was the first one.

1:14

That baby was so cute.

I watched that thing like a million times.

Now everybody is adding babies to everything.

Like it’s amazing to me how quickly people jump on a trend.

I wonder if it’s actually working though, Like when is there diminishing returns of that, you know?

1:30

Anyway, I was smoking this Palmetto dual chamber guy and I was laughing my ass off.

So I thought this would be a fun one to talk about because I started to get a little, I’ve been like nostalgic lately and I’ve been, I’ve been watching Toby because I don’t want to pay for shit.

1:45

So I’ve been watching Toby and there’s a lot of old school movies and stuff from like my childhood on there and I’ve been getting super nostalgic while watching it.

And I’ve also been re watching some of the old episodes like sessions of the podcast.

2:04

And I came across the one where I talked about a buddy of mine in our adventure to Blockbuster after smoking a joint.

You should, you should listen to that.

If I remember the name of it, I would tell you right now, but I don’t.

I think it’s like, what was it called?

Something in a trip to Blockbuster.

2:21

Yeah, I don’t remember what episode it was.

Bad prepared, Justin.

No bueno, dude.

But because I was, because I watched, because I listened to that the other day and I’ve been watching all these like old movies, like, you know, what was it, Escape from New York, What else?

2:44

I watched a whole bunch.

Why am I brain farting now?

See a couple hits of this and you brain fart a bit and then if you just keep going like over the cusp of the situation of over the cusp of the cusp.

You know what I did notice too while I was watching some of the episodes back?

2:59

I say situation a lot to describe a scenario or a moment in time, you know, So I’m going to try and stop saying situation so much.

I’m going to try and maybe I should read some more, right?

Like, you know, read a book or two and then hide, like expand my vocabulary because I’ve noticed that number one, I swear a lot #2 I used like the same specific words over and over again.

3:25

When I’m transitioning into talk or if I get like caught up on myself, I say like a lot, I say I’m a lot.

I got to work on that.

But I’ve been listening to the old podcast, that one in particular, which I don’t remember the name of or the episode number.

3:41

Good job, Justin, I’ll put it in the description.

So check it out in the description.

But it’s a good story about a time we smoked weed and the afternoon went to shit and I started getting all nostalgic and thinking about how.

3:57

Well I actually also came across a post I think online talking about how younger generations will never know what it’s like on a Friday night to rent your one movie from Blockbuster, your one video game, order pizza, have a sleepover, and, you know, do your thing.

4:16

But my generation, we’ll totally know that because that’s all the 90s were for anybody between the ages of like 10 and 16 probably.

Also I realized that in that there’s like a structure to that which I’m trying to get back in my own life because I feel like everything has gotten chaotic.

4:39

I’m getting away from it just like this.

It’s chaotic.

It’s just all over the map.

So OK, we’ll get back to that in a minute.

So it got me all nostalgic and then it got me thinking.

There were a lot of movies that I watched back when I was a kid.

And some of the stuff that was in those movies is now becoming like things in real life, you know, situations, if you will, in real life.

5:01

For example, if you look at Tesla and their style of cars, cyber truck and otherwise, you could take a lot of the design from some of the sci-fi movies that I grew up on like Total Recall.

5:19

There’s a couple car designs in there that look similar.

Blade Runner.

That was a little before the 90s, obviously, but my point being the original Blade Runner with Harrison Ford, the Jetsons, what else?

There was another one too.

5:35

Oh, oh, fifth element.

Some of the designs are, you know, there’s a fifth element level to that.

And now all of a sudden we’re see it.

So the question that I have then is, is the is the does the movie predict the future or did people that, or do people that make movies just have more access or better at accessing information that may be contributes to the to the way things look or you or happen or develop in the future, like technology wise.

6:10

Think about that for a second.

Like, I know alien hasn’t happened, OK, but is there the possibility that maybe one day an alien like we’re always this, we’re discovering new stuff all the time, right?

So is there the possibility that some kind of Organism could get lodged in a ship and we’re going to end up having to leave people in outer space on these crazy space missions because there’s like a centipede Ant cross mix alien trying to kill everybody that’s hunting.

6:38

That’s like on this scientific mission or even life.

Life’s a good example.

The movie Life, you know where.

Wait, is it life?

Yeah, it’s life, sorry, where scientists find a new Organism and then the Organism looks like a thing from Alien and then it sort of takes over the ship.

6:59

Like, that’s got to be possible, right?

I know that we haven’t really found too much, if any, like solar system biological entities, but I feel like they’re out there.

I feel like I’ve read a few maybe maybe articles lately that have maybe stated that some stuff has been found that they never thought they could find, you know?

7:22

So it makes me wonder, do movies potentially predict the future or does the future progress because of the depictions of the future in movies?

Meh, there’s a high thought for you.

7:42

I’m just saying you don’t know.

Because think about it.

I know I can’t remember what movies they were, but I know that I’ve seen vaping in a movie.

What else?

Obviously flying and floating cars.

I’m telling you the cyber truck looks just like something I’m pretty sure it was in Blade Runner.

8:02

Looks like it was right out of that.

Also, who built a truck that you can’t wash without putting it in wash mode?

Like here’s an electric, here’s a battery.

Now soak it.

Oh wait, you got to press this button first.

I don’t know man, but having think of thought about that and then, you know, thinking about the nostalgia of what it was like, ’cause I remember, oh dude, I remember so much so well how awesome it was on Friday.

8:31

You get done with school and next thing you know, it’s like 6:00 PM and you know, you’re, you’re out with your buddies or depending on what age you are, you’re at home, you’re going out with your parents to pick up a movie.

Remember Jumbo Video, do you guys?

Is that a Canadian thing?

8:47

Jumbo Video had the whole like sectioned off part, the adult part too.

You’d sneak a look through the beads, be like, what’s up over there?

All right, Movies, movie stores were awesome.

It was like the signaling of a new event.

9:04

Also, time seemed to go a lot slower back then.

So like the day at school was fucking forever.

And then you get home and you wait a couple hours till the whole family’s home.

Then you go out and you pick your two movies and then you pick your video game if you know that’s like what you were doing.

9:21

And then you get pizza on the way home.

And that was sort of thing.

So you spent Friday night from like 8:00 PM till midnight watching movies, playing video games and eating pizza.

Dude, that was the best.

It also made me think though, like now, because everything, I mean, at least in our lives, I’ve got, I’m a single dad, right?

9:40

So I’ve got 3 kids that do all kinds of different stuff.

You’re constantly just like running here and there to pick them up and never really getting a second to sort of like sit down and relax.

So obviously, obviously you need structure in life, right?

10:00 Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different

I’ve learned this as I get older because I haven’t had structure in a long time.

So I’m trying to structure things again because when I was a kid, there was so much structure that like that Saturday night movie night, even if it was just at home, was the like super exciting.

There was just something like those are the things that you remember, right?

10:18

And now when you get older or as you get older, I feel like it’s it’s less exciting because you’ve done it so many times, but it’s also less exciting because time just seems to go faster.

Dude.

Time seems to go way faster as an adult.

And then there’s no separation of like your daily tasks to the next thing.

10:38

As a parent, you’re just kind of fluidly moving through all of your responsibilities in a day.

But as a kid, you get home from school, then you have that pause for snack time and then after snack time and you play for like a couple hours outside with your buddies.

Then you have like everybody gets home around six, you have dinner.

10:56

Or if it’s a Friday, like I said, you go out, you pick up a movie or your dad picks up a movie, your mom picks up a movie on the way home with some pizza.

And then you sit down at 6:00, have some pizza, start watching the movie.

Yeah, that was so good, dude.

And going to the video store, there’s a, there’s a, there’s something to be said about being it like having to leave your house to start the process of the next event.

11:23

You know, ’cause like the way my life operates with my kids and stuff, I feel like there’s a lot less appreciation for things.

11:40

And like you have, you have to constantly, you have to, like, you have to, you have to accomplish certain things in a day to really appreciate the rewards of the day, right?

11:56

So like appreciating movie night with pizza and a Friday night and video games and having to make that trip to Blockbuster and how much fun it was to like peruse the shelves.

You know, it’s lost when you just go from one piece of entertainment to the next to the next, to the next.

12:13

We’re so inundated, I say this all the time.

We’re so inundated with technology and information that there’s no real appreciation for it because it’s in our hands all the time, right?

And we’re it’s always accessible and with movie houses or like movie theaters, I guess.

12:28

And and V like movie stores, movie stores.

What did I call them?

What did I call it?

Blockbuster is a crap.

12:44

I can’t remember Jumbo video video store.

Jesus Christ, Justin.

OK, so this does give you the giggles, but you got to keep smoking through it.

You know what I’m saying?

So you go to the movie store, you pick up your movies and stuff.

But there was something to be said about that, like because you had done certain things in the day and you transition and your transition is moving to that.

13:07

It’s more, there’s more appreciation to it because there had to you had to go through more to get it just like anything in life, right?

But now with like, what do you call it streaming services like Netflix and things like that, There’s no appreciation for it.

That’s why, you know, binge watching and you go through stuff like I found myself as I get older now wishing that I could just get regular TV so that I could see the commercials because even the commercials now are like nostalgic for me.

13:37

Isn’t that weird?

Like I can remember being a kid and be like, Oh my God, let’s get through this.

And like channel surfing, channel surfing is not a thing now.

You just like surf Netflix until you find it could take you as long to find a show to watch, but you’re not flipping through live TV or like, you know, T like just different channels that are where you actually see something happening.

13:57

You’re now flipping through titles.

So I’ve decided that because there doesn’t seem to be as much appreciation for it with my kids and I, I’m trying to restructure life like actually put some really nice like solid structure in there, much like I had when I was growing up.

14:18

So that come the weekend, then you actually appreciate the things that you get to do, right?

So even if you have to use a streaming service, because you have to use a streaming service now, if you don’t get Netflix all week, right, and you don’t get the use of your phone until like 7:00 or 8:00 PM for a little bit and limit that.

14:38

Then by Friday on at 8:00 PM and you’re ready to watch a couple movies and have some pizza.

The appreciation for that pizza and that movie time is like tenfold compared to what it was the week before.

You know, So that’s what I’m hoping for.

So I’m trying to structure structure my household where in the day, you know, you do your work, all that stuff when you get home from work or school, then you have to we have to clean certain areas of the house.

15:05

You got to make sure that the preparations for the space are up to par, you know, And then after that, once that’s all done, then you do your homework, get your homework done.

And then once your homework’s done, then you can go on to entertainment for like an hour a day.

15:24

And if you start to limit it, you know, then by Friday when you can have a like a bulk chunk of time to sit and vegetate, right, then you can you, you appreciate that time more.

It’s the same as if you spend an entire week practicing basketball or sports or anything, whatever it is.

15:46

And then you have your, you know, like test exam or your sporting event or whatever it is on the weekend.

Then once that’s all over, there’s a greater appreciation for the relaxed time.

Whereas I feel like now me personally, 90% of my time is relaxed time and the rat and the 10% is work and effort, right?

16:10

I got to flip that because that’s how you become complacent and that’s how you get lazy.

And this is all what I realized while smoking this Palmetto Pink Burst and Melonberry Ice Duel.

So here’s the thing about this though.

The melonberry ice, the ice part has a little bit of a mint to it.

16:31

Now with this thing, you can click it once when it lights up green, hopefully you can see that if you’re watching.

If you’re not watching, watch it and you can see it.

If it lights up green, that’s the melonberry ice, pink, or I mean red.

16:49

See how I flipped it to red?

Press it once.

That’s the pink burst.

It tastes kind of like strawberry.

I don’t know, it’s candy like very like Jolly Rancher esque, I guess you could say.

And then if you tap the button twice, it’ll do both at the same time.

17:09

So you get to double hit.

It’s a hybrid.

It is 90 to 95% THC with 2% CBD.

The one thing though, the dual taste is not that good because the melon ice, like the minty part of the melon ice, does not go well with the pink burst.

17:27

Nope.

It kind of makes it feel like or seem like you’re smoking eucalyptus.

And I know that that’s a good smell, but it’s not a good flavor in my opinion.

But the high is really nice on both of these.

And yeah, the melon Berry ice apparently made me laugh.

Mixed with a little bit of hash.

17:44

It’s unknown hash.

I mean, I know that it’s hash, but I don’t know the name or the strain of it because a friend of mine gave it to me.

But yeah, this thing is delicious and it gives me the giggles and it got me thinking about nostalgia.

18:00

Blockbuster Video, Jumbo Video.

Jumbo Video was the greatest one.

You’d walk in, you get a nice like a tiny little sample bag of popcorn, walk around eating the popcorn, checking out the movies.

And then when you were a young adolescent boy, you’d walk by that back wall and then all of a sudden you’d see that like drawbridge style opening to the to the off limits section.

18:24

And you’d peek your head through the little beaded entryway and look around and see maybe the occasional ass, you know what I’m saying?

And the and then of course, the old 50 year old dude that that has nothing going on in there looking for his weekend porn fix.

18:46

Yeah, Jumbo video was the best.

We only went there a couple times and then Blockbuster came out.

My dad was a big fan of like mom and pop video shops because he ended up getting to know the owner and he liked the owner, right?

So they had like this customer proprietor relationship.

19:03

And yeah, he would put movies aside for my dad.

We would go in there and if I wasn’t with my dad, we’d go up and we’d take like R rated movies that we weren’t supposed to watch.

We’d take him to the front.

He’d be like, I don’t know if your dad would let you see this.

I’m like, yeah, he would.

And then he’d call, you know, the house and then ask, ask my dad, My dad, like, yeah, it’s fine, let him have it.

19:22

Do you remember, do you ever remember getting sent to the store ’cause like I on weekends?

Well, I mean, sometimes during the week, but weekends, we’ve always wanted candy, right?

So my dad would send me to Becker’s.

Remember Becker’s?

I drove by one the other day.

19:38

I thought they were all gone, but so he would send us to Becker’s and he would give me like $5.75.

I’d be enough to get his pack of cigarettes and like a Bigfoot, you know, one of those gummy bigfoots.

Those were my favorite.

And I remember I was like 8 years old, maybe 10-8 to 12:00 somewhere in there.

20:02 Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different

And you’d be at the counter and you’d be like, I’ll take these big feet and that pack of players light, please, you know, and the guy be like.

What you’d be like, yeah, my dad sent me.

He’d be like, OK, and then he would just call the house.

He called my dad.

Did you send your son to get cigarettes?

Yep, I did, no problem.

OK, Then he just give you the cigarettes and you’d be walking home.

20:20

Cigarettes, big feet, happy as pig and shit.

You could do that now, dude, not even kinda.

Although my son is get, he’s bigger than I am now.

And he said to me the other day when he was at the gas station, ’cause they sell beer there, right?

20:37

The guy asked him while they were buying chips.

The guy asked him if he was looking if if he needed any lottery, tobacco or beer.

It’s like, Jesus, my son is 13, OK.

And people are like, yeah, they would.

20:54

I had a baby face.

He’s got a baby face.

But because he’s so big, most people don’t think twice about it.

So I’ve been tempted lately to maybe try and send them in to get me beer, see if they’ll do it, and then go back and complain that they sold my 13 year old beer and they didn’t ID them.

21:17

But that’s crazy to me because there were times when I wished I’d had too many drinks and you can’t really go anywhere.

Or I got too high and you just can’t send your kid anymore to go get you tobacco products.

Man, those are the good old days when mom or dad would send you to the store and you’d pick up smokes.

21:33

Will you picked up candy or a slushie.

Those were always the big ones.

Slushie runs.

Then you get caught up because there’s a video game like Street Fighter and the guys put, the guy that owns the stores put a video game, you know, little arcade game at the back of the shop where people sit there eating their chips and drinking their slushies and pumping quarters into this thing for hours on end.

21:54

That’s what ours did.

You’d you’d stay back there for like 2-3 hours watching guys play Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat.

What else did they have?

One point, I think they had wrestling.

Yeah, man, it was crazy.

And then there was like the old kids on the block who wouldn’t let you play.

22:11

They would take it over, you know, and just they, they would do that all day.

Then the shop would get a call because your parents are like, where the fuck are my cigarettes?

Be like, is my son still there?

Yeah, he’s watching.

OK, send him home.

Then you get sent home.

You can’t do that nowadays, man, No way.

22:29

All that’s gone.

But that stuff like that was the that’s the stuff that you really look back.

I don’t know, I look back on it on when I was a kid, those were the memories, man.

And I want to give my kids the same memories, but fucking smartphones.

22:45

And all they do is sit on smartphones and you know, Instagram, Tiktok, Facebook, whatever, it’s all the same.

They’re just watching these 15 second videos all day.

Mind numbing fucking I said to them the other day they wanted to start playing like volleyball and throwing the football around.

23:02

So I take him to the park to play football and like my son was pretty into it.

But then my daughter who had requested this to happen was just like, I don’t care.

I don’t want to, like, what the hell?

Then I had to explain to them that when I was a kid, you’d go over to your friends house on your bike who lived like four blocks away, knock on his door, ask him if he could do anything.

23:23

Then he would get his bike and you guys would ride to the other side of town just to play baseball at a baseball diamond for four hours.

And then you’d get there to do that.

And you get bored of that.

And then you’d be sitting around and get deliriously bored.

And then you come up with some other stupid game that you could play.

23:39

And you’d be pissing yourself laughing, realizing that you only have an hour left to hang out because you had to be home by the time the streetlights went on.

Like, my kids will never experience that.

They’ll never experience that because their generations don’t mess with the outdoors at all.

23:57

Like, they go camping maybe, but everybody’s got their phone and tablet with them anyway, so I’m trying to get them to shut that shit off for a bit.

This summer is going to be the summer of like hanging out with Mother Earth.

I think because as great as technology is for certain things, I think it’s killed attention spans and appreciation levels.

24:19

And I think my kids need to to need to up their appreciation level for life again.

You know, and a big part of that is probably is having adventures like, you know, take a big long walk to fucking Blockbuster to get a movie on a Friday, take your bike out to go play with your buddy and play baseball at a baseball diamond.

24:36

Like I sent them down to the park the other day with because they wanted to play volleyball.

So I sent them to the park where there’s a volleyball net.

They ended up getting kicked off for a volleyball league that was playing.

But, you know, at least they went take them out to play football, play catch, like just playing catch.

24:53

I remember going out to the road near, you know, when I was growing up, and you just be in the middle of the street throwing the ball back and forth.

Car, car, pause, pause, game on, game on when the car goes by.

You know, like, yeah, man, my kids need a little more of that.

25:09

They need a little more appreciation.

They need a nostalgic look at having to engage in activities and then transition from that activity to a different activity.

Because I think in the transition of those moments is where you like build up the foundation for appreciation because you feel accomplished.

25:32

Like you have to feel accomplished to move on to the next thing.

You know, you can spend your whole life sitting around and relaxing, but like, how do you ever feel fully content with yourself?

Like for me, I need to have certain things that I accomplish in a day.

25:50

So like when I do this podcast, it’s not just, oh, I record it and then I leave it for a day.

I record it, I produce it, put it all together, make sure that it’s ready to be, you know, uploaded.

And then I go on to another task in my day and maybe I work out for an hour and then a transition from that.

26:06

So that the, the amount of things that I do in a day fills me with the feeling of an, of accomplishment.

So that when I do decide to sit down and relax at the end of the day or with my kids or go to a movie, it feels special.

26:22

There’s like a specialness to it that is gone as you get older and you become the provider, you know?

So I feel like we got to get back to that.

So I’m doing that, and I’m also going to spend the next little while because you probably forgot thinking about what I was talking about at the beginning of this and whether that is whether movies predict the future or whether the future takes elements from movies during its progress.

26:59

You know what I mean?

Because to progress, like there’s too many similarities.

Is it because we have a visual, like once the movie shows you what somebody’s interpretation of a flying car is, then it’s easier for a person to make a flying car because they have that visual of what the expected item will be.

27:18

You know, I wonder that.

Or is it that people in the movie industry are better at or have more access to information that the regular human doesn’t like?

The regular.

Yeah.

That the regular person doesn’t.

27:35

And so they’re able to sort of give depictions of things because they know what certain entities are working on for the future of mankind.

I’ve wondered that for a long time, dude.

I really have.

27:55

But, yeah, that’s what I’ve been thinking about.

That’s what I’ve been thinking about this week.

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28:14

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0:05

Welcome to thoughts office stand.

I’m Justin Baroni, a friendly neighborhood pothead and today we’re smoking mystery weed.

I can’t remember what I rolled in here, but I’m really hoping that it’s the last bit of my liquid imagination.

I’m hoping anyway a little fired up today.

So this ones like a little bit of a wake and bake for me.

0:21

I know you won’t see it till the afternoon on a Friday, but dude, I was driving home from dropping my kids off at school.

OK, I have to go across this very narrow 2 lane while it’s a four lane Rd. but two in your direction lane Rd.

And there’s a certain point where I get like it’s it’s just over the halfway mark where there’s one kid that gets picked up on a short bus for school.

0:45

OK.

And today as I’m driving by, I’m actually at the light right before this kids house and I’m behind the school bus.

So as the school bus crosses the intersection, I have room to go around now the lights aren’t flashing, there’s no stop sign out.

1:02

She’s the bus isn’t even near the house yet.

It’s still like two or three doors down, so I’m behind the bus.

The bus doesn’t go that fast.

I’m not speeding, I’m not trying.

I’m not flying by traffic or anything.

But I figure I’m going to pass this bus because I want to get stuck behind this kid because generally when he get when I when that bus stops, okay, the parents take like fucking 1015 minutes.

1:23

I shouldn’t swear 1015 minutes, the parents take 1015 minutes to get the kid on the bus, giving them hugs, making sure he’s settled in his seat.

Like come on man, get your kid on the bus, get going.

I don’t care like to be honest, if even if it’s special needs, if you’re not in like a wheelchair or something like that, like on and off, other people have other shit to do.

1:44

They’re not waiting for you.

Like you holding up that amount of traffic for one kid is ridiculous because literally it takes maybe not 15 minutes, but like 5 or 10 minutes for these parents to get this kid on the goddamn bus and then it takes them another like 2 or 3 minutes to get off the bus.

Like what are you doing?

2:01

So anyway, as the and it holds up like a lot of traffic, it’s a very busy Rd.

There’s a Tim horton’s across the street.

So like that causes enough of a funnel and like there’s no, it’s unnecessary to sit for as long as they do trying to get their kid on the bus.

The kid is standing with them like, anyway, so today as I’m going, I’m behind the bus.

2:21

Bus starts to slow down.

I have space on my left.

So I go out around the bus and I go to pass it.

As I pass it, the dad, who’s dressed like Ronald McDonald, by the way, in yellow pants and a red shirt, is standing in front of the bus filming all the traffic.

Now I get, I get it.

2:38

You know, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a road where people get impatient and fly down that road.

I was not flying.

This guy starts recording traffic.

And as I go by, because I’m the first car, he’s shaking his head like I did something wrong.

First of all, again, there were no lights on on the bus, OK?

2:56

The bus was just slowing down.

There’s nothing wrong with me passing it before it stops.

I look behind the line of traffic around me or behind me now, which is only like is right behind me.

It has gone around the bus as well as it’s slowing down.

The lights come on and start flashing.

3:11

Then it starts flashing.

This dude is out in the middle of the road, OK, filming all the traffic as it goes by, shaking his head as if like everybody did something super wrong.

This is a problem that I fucking have with society, dude, because everybody has a smartphone and the ability to video anything they want.

3:32

Like there’s this, there’s this warrior mentality or this protector mentality.

I don’t know if it’s warrior, but it’s definitely protector.

Like, oh, I’m justice, you know what I mean?

You’re wrong, dude.

I don’t care what you say.

You are wrong.

3:48

You have impeded traffic for years by taking your sweet ass time because you’re so absorbed in your own crap that you impede traffic every morning, piss people off, or trying to get to work because you want to give your kid an extra couple hugs.

4:06

Great.

I am all for showing your kids the love, but also be respectful of your surroundings.

Now I know that this guy’s probably sitting on the side of the road.

Oh, these people are driving and they’re doing something wrong.

Nobody did anything wrong.

The bus hadn’t even put its flashers on yet.

4:23

Nobody.

NOBODY impeded anything that was happening with this bus.

I can understand if you’re getting fed up that the traffic is doing.

You know people are speeding through when the bus is stopped.

I get that.

But for you to stand in the middle of the road and start recording people as they go by just because you think that they did something wrong or you think that they should stop for your situation because you’re there?

4:50

Fuck you dude.

That’s what I have to say.

Too many people, because they have a cell phone and a way to like record people and put them on blast, have this attitude of like, I’m right.

5:06

You’re not always right.

A lot of the times you’re fucking wrong.

Acting like a Karen standing in the middle of the road.

Nobody did anything wrong.

We passed it, we passed it.

We passed a slow car before it put like before it put any of its indicators on.

That’s all that happened.

I don’t care that you got ticked off at it.

5:23

Think about all the people that get ticked off every day for the last however many years, OK, that you have been spending five to 10 minutes putting your kid on a bus when it only takes about 60 to 90 seconds.

Get over yourself.

Move on with it.

5:39

I’ve had on that road, I’ve had so many people like Karen’s videotape my car or try to record my car.

I don’t know why, because you’re driving 40 and I want to go 50.

The the speed limit on that road is 50 kilometers an hour.

I’m not doing anything wrong.

5:55

There’s a 40 past that and then you slow down for the 40 because there’s a school right over there in a church.

But there’s nothing wrong with passing a school bus in A50 at 50 when the school bus is slowing down and there’s no signals on.

I had a guy once when I was driving home, he was driving so slow.

6:12

He’s doing 30 OK, and as I pass him, he’s again.

When I pass him, I’m only doing 50, maybe 55 if I’m being honest.

OK, He’s got his phone up recording me as I drive by.

You’re doing the illegal thing, dude.

6:28

You’re using your phone while you’re driving, you dummy.

I’m so done with people, dude.

I like people individually.

I do not like people that are in groups that get their mind all messed up over what they think is right or acceptable.

6:48

People need to learn that nobody cares about you.

We just don’t.

Everybody has their own life.

I don’t know you.

You’re standing in the middle of the the road recording me for whatever purpose.

You send that to a cop, a cop’s gonna be like, well, I don’t see what he’s doing wrong.

7:05

Like if I was flying by at 150 miles an hour, I get it.

But I’m doing the speed limit.

I’m not.

I’m not causing a problem, I’m not driving dangerously.

I had room to turn.

I signalled.

Same thing with the old guy that was recording me as I was driving.

I was coming up behind him, but apparently a little too fast for him, which doesn’t make sense because he was doing well.

7:25

I mean, it makes sense because he was doing 30 in A50 and I was doing 50.

So I passed the guy like you should.

Why are you in the left lane?

If you’re going that slow, move the fuck over and get out of the way.

The other thing that made me wonder is if this kids on the short bus and this dad is out.

7:45

Literally this guy’s out in the middle of the road recording people like a dumbass in yellow pants and a red shirt like Ronald McDonald.

I think he took the short bus too.

He doesn’t quite understand.

This isn’t how you life, man.

This is how you get run over.

Like great, you have it on video, but now you have broken legs and a messed up spine.

8:04

Like what are you doing dude?

The fact that people have sort have the fact that people find it really easy like have such access to to recording and putting people on blast is bullshit because you can just put it online and then you can have like like you could, he could put my license out there for anybody.

8:22

Do you understand the do you understand the consequences that could happen?

Like people that are nuts will take that, get enraged, and then potentially do harm to somebody else because you’re too stupid to recognize that what you’re recording is not illegal.

8:39

You may not like it, but that’s not my fucking problem, dude.

I don’t like your face.

I don’t like you in the middle of the road trying to film me as I do regular driving things.

It’s not my part, It’s not my fault you’re stupid.

It’s not my fault that you think that the world revolves around you and everything should happen because you want it to.

8:59

That’s all you’re telling me.

That’s not the first instance I’ve had.

Like I said, I’ve had a few people on that road record me, and I get it.

Like, I know that people get frustrated when they drive.

I get all that stuff.

But the problem is, is that no, when you get stuck in that mindset, you don’t think about what you’re doing, you don’t think about the consequences.

9:20

You don’t think what could go wrong for you?

You know what, what happened if I wasn’t paying attention as well as I should have and this guy walked out from behind the bus to the middle of the road and I fucking clipped them.

That’s my fault, but it’s his fault.

Really.

That’s fucked up.

Like you’re just being an asshole at this point, right?

9:38

It’s definitely got more prevalent because I can remember the first time it happened.

It actually OK, so it happened to me once, like people recording you.

I was at my I think it was my son’s first birthday and my daughter’s like third birthday.

9:53

We had a, they’re two days apart but like 3 years.

So we went to a splash pad and we had like a double birthday party and I remember I was walking around the splash pad.

This would have been in 2010.

So like smartphones and stuff were just relatively new.

I guess they weren’t as abundant as they are now.

10:10

People still had other phones and I was following my daughter around through the, the splash pad recording.

And as I’m recording, I’m, I’m watching the, the phone ’cause I’m not trying to get other, like, I mean, people get in the frame, but I’m not trying to get other people’s kids ’cause I figure, you know, people see a guy in his like late, I think it was my late 20s at that early 30s and taking pictures, you know, videoing in a splash pad.

10:35

But there’s no real kid right around me.

So I can understand how this guy got a little agitated, but it was so stupid.

I’m following my daughter, not trying to record anybody else but her, OK.

And I’m standing there because she goes under the little like mushroom fountain thing.

10:51

And she’s standing there playing and doing her thing.

And I’m just standing off to the side sort of recording.

And then I see this guy in the back of the frame stares at me and he just starts charging at me, like not running, but like, you know, he’s like doing a very aggressive, like saunter over to me.

11:07

And so like, to avoid the incident because I knew there was an incident coming, I started walking towards my daughter.

As I got closer to my daughter, the guy sort of like steps in front of me.

He’s like, yo, what are you doing?

11:23

I go, I’m recording my daughter on her birthday.

Can you move?

So yeah, show me your kid.

Listen, when you do something like that as a person, why do you think that you’re the authority on life?

Like, show me your kid.

No, fuck you.

I don’t know who you are.

11:39

Why would I show you my kid?

I have to be a protective adult too.

You have to respect the fact that I’m there with my daughter on her fucking birthday, you prick.

Like fuck you man.

I hate people like that.

Don’t get me wrong.

Like I think that people should step in if something bad is happening, but I don’t think you should invent a bad scenario just so you could cause some issues or because you can, like, you know, oh, I have to fix this.

12:05

No, you don’t.

You don’t have to fix shit.

You’re not put on this planet to fix anything.

You’re put on this planet to get along with people and do whatever it is you do.

If you’re a cop, you’re, you’re an army man, You’re a firefighter.

I understand.

Sure you want to be involved.

You, you have some training in the ability to identify a bad situation as a regular human being in a splash pad.

12:25

You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

So don’t start approaching people because you #1 don’t know who or how those people are mentally.

Like what if I’m a crazy person?

What if I’m just like, I’m going to fuck somebody up because they’re in my space?

That guy got so close to me that if I wanted to, I could have just knocked him right out.

12:45

I’m not saying that I was going to, but like he chart like a Karen charged right into my space.

What are you doing?

Don’t.

You can’t be filming here.

Yes, I can.

I’m at my daughter’s birthday and I’m not filming anybody else.

Not trying to.

I’m trying to take pictures of her dude, for memories, you fucking asshole.

13:02

If I have a camera and I’m taking pictures, like back in the day, do you know who would walk up to people with cameras being like, what are you doing?

No one because people understood that you’re taking family photos.

Like some people just have such a Burr in their ass that they want to be the person that protects everything, you know?

13:19

And then again, like I said, with the, with the, with smartphones and the ability to capture any image at any time, wherever you want, all of a sudden you have this new sense of like, I don’t know if it’s authority or just personal, like justice.

13:39

You know, it’s, it’s obviously a, a social, just a personal social justice warrior or something like that.

But like, what are you thinking?

Like, oh, I have a phone.

So people aren’t going to do anything because I’m recording you.

Some people don’t give a shit and they’re going to, they’re going to deal with you whether you have a phone going or not, you know what I’m saying?

13:58

Especially if you get like the wrong person.

Like if you’re the dude that’s going to, that’s sort of like if you’re the dude that’s pressing it and getting in someone’s face, like the guy at the splash pad, there’s a high probability that somebody’s going to knock you out or mess with you or try to fight you or physically harm you.

14:17

Like don’t get in people’s space.

If you’re that concerned about it, you call the cops.

That’s what the police are for.

I’m Canadian.

I can say that.

But yeah, I don’t understand why people think that it’s their job to take on.

14:33

And then when people do take on the responsibility of trying to set things right or hold people accountable, like they’re not actually thinking of the scenario, they’re thinking or or live in the scenario.

They’re thinking about the possibility of the end result of if this scenario goes bad.

14:51

You know, like that guy’s filming everybody even though not one car did anything wrong passing that bus.

He’s filming that thing, probably thinking why aren’t you stopping for the bus for my son?

My son can’t get on safely.

Keep your son on the fucking sidewalk like a grown up, OK?

And a proper father.

Put your phone the fuck away and pay some attention to your child before they go to school so that you’re not holding up the rest of society because you want to give an extra 22nd hug. 30 SEC whatever.

15:20

Be responsible.

You’re asking other people to be responsible.

You need to also be responsible.

And being responsible is not fucking recording people that aren’t doing anything wrong just because you have a Burr up your ass about the flow of traffic that you impede every day.

15:38

There’s no other person on that road that’s getting picked up, it’s that one kid and you’re going to take 5 to 10 minutes out of everybody else’s morning commute because you want to give an extra hug.

That’s selfish bullshit, dude.

It’s as selfish as the people that if they have drove past this thing because they got impatient, the world doesn’t stop for you.

16:02

Nor should you be the social justice warrior Karen that tries to take on how society operates.

If you have a problem and laws are being broken, you call the God damn police.

That’s what happens.

You don’t take it on yourself.

You’re not Rambo, OK?

16:19

You’re not any movie character.

You’re not.

You’re not even Tim Kennedy, a real life human who could take out a lot of people because he’s an Army Ranger.

You’re not those guys.

Don’t start those problems.

You don’t want that smoke.

You hide behind a camera talking, talking all kinds of nonsense.

16:37

Just you’re beating people and threatening people with certain things that you’re going to do.

Like you’re recording nobody doing anything wrong and threatening them with, you know, probably some like calling law or something like that.

16:53

Like it’s such a bullshit.

If you’re going to be, if you’re going to be that guy, at least be right.

At least do it when it’s the right time.

17:10

You know, I know there was another instance with my dad and my son when my son was like, I think it was 5 or 6.

My dad used to live on this like, well, my parents, they lived on this like quiet little, you know, what do you call?

17:27

I don’t know what it’s called drive.

Like the street that like had a dead end.

He had to come out so people would walk because there was a ravine in the forest, the area behind them, lots of paths.

So people would walk along there all the time.

And my son, when I was going through my separation, had a bit of like an anger issue.

And sometimes my parents would watch her for the weekend to give me a break so that, you know, I could because it was a lot, man.

17:48

Anyway, the point being was that one night my dad and my son are out on the porch and my son is acting up and he’s like kicking like full on sitting in the chair, apparently just wailing on my dad.

I wasn’t there.

He called me, he goes, what do I do?

18:03

How do I get him to stop?

And well, I mean, he knew, but he eventually just left him in the chair till he cooled down and then he came inside.

But as this kids kicking him and my dad’s getting frustrated who’s like at the time, I think he was in his 60s, right, late 60s maybe could have been even early 70s.

18:20

No, I think 60s in his late 60s, and he’s having some health problems and stuff.

And so then, you know, my son’s kicking him and this guy walking by, my dad’s just trying to control his feet.

And this dude walking by on a walk puts his phone up.

He’s like, don’t touch that kid.

18:36

Like, who the fuck are you, man?

You don’t even know what’s happening, you uninformed idiot.

Like people like that piss me off.

That’s the type of Karen that drives me the fuck nuts.

Sorry.

I know I’m trying.

I know that overall I’m trying not to swear it’s tough it’s a tough Rd. because I’m also fired up today.

18:56

That guy really pissed me off in his Ronald McDonald pants and T-shirt.

But yeah, so this dude was walking by my dad’s house sees the my kid kicking my dad and my dad just holding his feet trying not to get wailed on and this guy starts some kind of I’m recording you and it’ll end up on thing if you do anything wrong like why are you threatening people you asshole?

19:15

Maybe think about like that to me says that this guy doesn’t have kids because clearly you don’t know what it’s like to have children that are out of control.

Like he had real bad anger issues.

It was a, it was a problem.

He him, he, he tried to hit me a couple times back then, you know, So like, I’m not trying to, I’m not trying to say that you shouldn’t hold people accountable to their actions, but you really should be thinking before you do, you know, because just running up into somebody’s business is not the move, man.

19:47

You might get the wrong guy on the wrong day.

Sure, there might be consequences for that guy’s actions, but at the same time you don’t want to, you know, it’s like one time I got into a fight, well like a road rage incident where I was pulling out of my house and I was driving.

This guy kept cutting us off till finally he followed us into a parking lot and he stopped behind my van.

20:07

And at the time my kids mom was pregnant with our son and we had my 2 year old daughter in the back.

OK.

And.

This guy pulls in behind us, behind us, gets out of his car and starts approaching the car.

20:22

I tell my girl to stay in the car.

I get out.

I go to the back of the van and meet the guy at the back.

And this guy’s irate in my face.

Now I didn’t because my I had my youngest kid and my pregnant wife in the car at the time.

I didn’t think like, oh, I might get hurt.

I thought this guy can’t get to the front of the car because he’s so like gonzo on this situation that I can’t let him get to the front of the car.

20:43

Who knows what will happen then.

So I remember he came walking up to me, arms out, screaming and yelling.

I just grabbed him by his collar.

Dude, I threw my jacket off.

I grabbed him by his collar.

I picked him up and I slammed him down on the hood of his car just to hold him in place because I was like, you’re not doing stupid shit.

20:59

And eventually the cops were called.

Cops show up.

I get sort of like, I get told like, you know, you shouldn’t have started this fight.

I was like, I didn’t start the fight.

So once they got all the information, they found out that this guy was actually in the wrong and the guy admitted to being in the wrong.

And the cop who I was talking to, he looks at me, he goes, you know, just for like future reference, like I wouldn’t get involved with people like that are this crazy because, you know, you never know what they have on them, like if they have a weapon or something like that.

21:27

And I looked up at the cop just being me.

I go, you don’t know what I have on me.

So like, it goes both ways.

And the cop goes, do you have a weapon on you?

I go no.

But I’m just saying like, you know, neither of us know.

But I also didn’t think because I was in like protection mode.

21:43

But I also have never been in a position where I got so irate with somebody over a potential scenario that had that plays out that I’ve like gone after them to the fact to the point where like I’m more cautious about that.

I’ve been, I used to work concert security.

I used to like I think about before I get into anything physical, I think about the consequences and I weigh the scenario.

22:05

It’s always better to walk away, dude.

So like, you walking up to somebody and shoving a phone in their face while you’re filming them and telling them they’re not doing something or doing something you don’t like, it’s bananas to me because like, what are you doing?

You know, you’re just provoking somebody.

22:23

Nobody likes being put off like that or caught off like that.

And again, if you’re going to be that person, be right, make sure that there is an infraction, a crime, real issue that happens before you decide to start, you know, trying to call people out because 1, you start doing that and everybody on the road in the scenario, this dude from the side of the road will look at you like a moron, OK?

22:52

You put yourself in danger by walking into the road because who knows if everybody’s paying attention or not, right?

And there’s nothing wrong with what you’re doing.

What what they’re doing.

There is something wrong with what you’re doing.

You’re walking into traffic like you can’t just do that.

It’s called jaywalking at the very least.

23:09

So like, you know, and then you’re going to go and look like a fool because now you’re recording that you’re going to put it online or you’re going to send it to the cops.

Be like, look what’s happening on my kids bus stop and the cops are going to go, well, there’s they’re passing.

The bus doesn’t have flashers on or anything.

23:24

Like they’re not on your, they’re not going to be on your side.

If the flashers are out and the stop sign’s out, I get it.

And the cops, I’m sure I’ll be like, OK, well, there we go.

We got this guy, this guy and this guy.

But it’s not like, and again, if somebody’s speeding, I kind of I kind of understand that, but don’t walk into it.

23:41

Like take it, you have a camera, it zooms like take it from the side of the road.

Don’t get involved.

You know, if you see somebody at a splash pad that doesn’t look right, maybe don’t just have your first reaction to be just to like walk right up to their face and try to, you know, put them in their place.

Maybe watch what’s going on, get a sense of how it’s of what’s happening and then proceed correctly, like calling the cops, not approaching people.

24:06

You know, if you see somebody, if you see a kid fighting with an adult at the front of the house on a property, you know, maybe don’t interject yourself in that because you don’t know what’s going on in the day.

24:23

I don’t care if you’re a parent or not.

If you notice that there is some severe violence going on and the kid is getting pummeled, maybe call the cops, you know?

But if the kid is kicking and there’s a 68 year old man trying to just hold the feet so that they that this, you know, 8 year old doesn’t kick him too hard, maybe just chalk it up for what it is, an upset kid and a grandparent trying to manage the anger of an 8 year old.

24:52

You know, I’m just saying, before you become a Karen, before you start recording everything, before you start putting a camera in someone’s face, maybe pay attention to what is happening at the moment.

Live in the moment.

25:08

Don’t be clouded by what your interpretation of the end, what the end result might be in terms of how you deal with that situation.

Maybe, maybe calculate your reaction and then match it to, you know, having an acceptable equivalence to what the actual scenario is.

25:39

Don’t walk in the middle.

Don’t walk out in the middle of the road trying to record people, you know, speeding or doing something illegal when they’re not stand on the sidewalk.

Use the Zoom feature on your phone.

Then catch the person you see somebody don’t I wouldn’t approach them.

That’s a good way to somebody, you know, some for somebody to hurt you.

25:57

Like I feel like in this world, anxiety is at an all time high and people are stressed out like crazy.

The world is falling apart, you know, and I feel like most people are not actually acting accordingly.

They’re really just pressing the agenda of negativity with their actions.

26:22

Yeah, I think that’s the best way to put it.

So keep your shit together, think, be smart, act accordingly, and don’t react on emotion.

That’s what I’m saying.

Don’t be a Karen, don’t be a Ken.

26:38

Don’t try to create a problem where there isn’t a problem.

I don’t know what this joint is.

I wish I could tell you.

It seems to be a sativa, so it might have been liquid imagination.

But yeah, those are my thoughts off the stem for this week.

26:58

I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

I hope you come back next week with me.

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27:16

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27:37

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27:57

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That’s all we’re doing, having a session, living life.

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Breaking the Fart Barrier in Relationships – Episode 181 – | Thoughts Off The Stem podcast

Breaking the Fart Barrier in Relationships

0:11

Welcome to Fox Office Down.

I’m Justin Baroni, your friend, the neighborhood pothead.

And today, because I’m wearing all my Nugs gear, I figured what we do is we would try some Cuban link shatter in the student glass.

0:33

I really like that man.

It’s like my favorite thing.

It’s gotten rid of all my bongs.

So the Cuban links by Nugs is a sativa.

0:50

It is 78% THC.

It’s terpenoline, carophylline, humaline, and yeah, it’s a sativa.

1:05

It’s nice.

It tastes very lemony.

So if you like lemons, you might not like it, but the high is really sweet.

The high is pretty much like it’s a very clean high.

It’s intense, especially in the shatter and the flower I don’t find it quite as tense, but in the in the shatter I find it pretty intense.

1:22

So the question I had today was how long did it take you for your girlfriend to fart in front of you?

Because I’ve been trying to get my girlfriend to fart in front of me.

We’ve for like almost a year.

On June 15th, it’ll be our one year anniversary of knowing each other as she says.

So I’ve been trying lately just to get, I fart all the time.

1:42

Like not I don’t try to fart in front of her, but I definitely fart because like there’s been a couple times where at night, you know, you can’t control your shit.

And I’ve woken up to farting on her leg.

I did it the other day.

1:58

Generally it wakes me up and I’m like, oh shit, did I do that?

Did she notice that?

And then I’m sitting there in the bed like, I hope she didn’t know this.

She notices every time.

And then I think if I go to like a separate bathroom and I’m taking a shit in that bathroom, you can’t hear me fart.

But I could Apparently my farts like are trans ruminantal because yeah, that was like, doesn’t matter what I do, I can’t get away from it.

2:24

I fart.

It echoes.

It’s I’m a hard farted apparently.

But I I’m curious to know how long it took your girlfriend to fart in front of you or how long did it take you to fart in front of in front of your girlfriend?

Like was it immediate?

Because my favorite fart stories, at least for couples are like like when I was dating this one girl, the 1st girl I slept with, OK I was it was university.

2:49

I remember one night I snuck up on her and she was looking out her dorm room window.

But at this dorm, the windows were like 1/2 wall, so the whole room on the one side was basically a window.

And I remember one time I snuck up on her and scared the shit out of her.

She freaked out, I left and then I came back later on and then I started tickling her and she farted.

3:09

And like, those are my favorite farts.

My favorite farts are tickle farts, man, ’cause they come up, they’re, they’re like surprise farts.

You know, you don’t, neither of you really expect it.

And then boom, fart.

I don’t care if they stink.

Women have a different fart stink, you know, like dudes have a fart stink.

3:25

Our fart stinks anywhere from like very, it could be like very sharp or like just overall encompassing, like you could taste it, like you can eat it.

You know what I’m saying?

So it doesn’t surprise me that a lot of times as dudes, we do, we play the fart game.

3:43

Like guess what?

You guess what you have for lunch and you can, you can like smell it and then be like, oh, there’s some beans, there’s some rice.

There’s a little bit of, I don’t know what that is.

Would you eat shit like women have a different fart.

Women have more of like a compost, the earthy kind of fart.

Their poops always smell like that.

4:00

I don’t know, it’s fucking weird to me, but I’ve basically tried everything I can to get her to fart.

I’ve tickled her.

She’s pretty good at avoiding the tickle though.

So I’ve tried to tickle her.

Sometimes when we’re lying in bed, what I’ll do is I’ll like, I’ll take her legs and I’ll start pumping them.

4:18

You know, like a like an old time trainer, like an old time well, where you got to pump it like a lever.

I use her legs as a lever to push on her tummy so that she pops out a fart.

No farts, dude.

What else have I done?

I’ve tried to squeeze her like ketchup and then I’ve tried that.

4:37

I’ve tried it a lot.

I don’t know why, but like I’ve I just feel like you you.

I want to see I I need farts, man.

Farts are hilarious, especially to me.

I don’t know if dudes, other dudes feel like this, but like when a girl farts, I find it hilarious because their reaction isn’t like a dude.

4:56

Like a dude’s reaction to a fart is you fart and you’re like, yeah, get a load of my beef, you know what I’m saying?

Whereas a girl, if she farts, it’s always like A and then like a cover your butt and run away ’cause like you’re embarrassed.

There’s no, there’s no shame with dudes and farting, but with women there seems to be a little bit of shame.

5:16

Don’t be ashamed of your farts.

Let the farts out.

Farts are fun.

Farts are hilarious.

Be farty, It’s fine.

So I’m hoping that before the one year mark I can actually get her to fart in front of me.

I’m not even allowed.

5:31

So like I have a bathroom off my bedroom.

She has a bathroom off her bedroom.

When she goes to the bathroom, I have to like close my ears.

I have to close my ears and not hear anything.

Sometimes depending like if she’s if if it’s peas, then I have to go to a different room.

5:48

I have to, or I mean I have to just close my ears, but if I if it’s a poop situation I have to leave the floor.

I have to go downstairs to the living room because I’m not allowed to hear it.

Not that I want to hear her take a shit, but I really want to know what it sounds like when she farts.

6:06

Dude.

I don’t know what my obsession is with this fart situation, but I like, I really need to know fart.

I just like farts.

Farts are hilarious.

My kids and I, we play the fart game.

Like my, my daughters are the worst too.

And I don’t understand it.

6:21

Like my son, he’s got sneaky farts, you know, like they’re silent but deadly.

SPDS I have depends on what I ate and it depends on what time of day it is, but I have all kinds.

I’m always worried about a silent fart because I’m never, I’m never sure if the silent fart is a shit, you know what I’m saying?

6:40

So like, especially if it’s warm, if it’s a warm silent fart, are you not worried that you just shit yourself?

Because I am.

I have to go check all the time.

My youngest, she pushes out farts and like every single time I have to tell her to go to the bathroom and check her pants because I’m convinced that she shit herself.

7:05

You know, my oldest, she just has nasty farts, dude.

And she farts like she’ll hold her farts in all day long because she doesn’t want to fart at school, which I kind of get.

7:21

But as soon as she gets in the car, it’s fucking it’s it’s it’s fart central like nothing.

But she’s like, she’s like Captain fart.

She comes into the house or into the car and it’s I think the car’s starting.

No, it’s her farting.

7:38

My son is quiet and sneaky.

He won’t admit to it.

Like he’ll admit to it if you call him out on it, but he won’t be like fart, I farted.

You know where is like, I’ll announce my fart when I’m about to fart.

I go fart and then fart.

You know, my youngest, she farts and then looks around to see if anybody else laughs because she thinks it’s hilarious.

7:59

So then what she’ll do is she’ll if even in public, dude, if she goes to the mall, she told me a story about crop dusting a bunch of people and the dollar store one day.

Like what kid does that?

What girl does that?

I don’t know any girls that are are ready to just like let farts RIP.

8:17

Most of the time you have to catch them by surprise, you know?

Not my kids, man.

My kids think farting is the funniest thing.

She kept farting.

So when we went to Alberta a while back, she, my oldest daughter, farted on the plane on the way back and I thought it was the guy in front of me.

8:35

Dude, it’s dunk so bad.

We got off the plane and I was like, did you smell that fart?

She’s like, yeah, that was me.

That was her dude.

She stunk up the whole plane.

No plane etiquette these kids have.

My youngest doesn’t really care.

Like she’ll let her fart RIP anywhere she’s going.

8:51

She’ll walk and fart.

My mom, it’s like sometimes depending, like after dinner, if she’s walking around the house, it’s like the farts are propelling her around the house.

You know what I’m saying?

They’re just, it’s just every step she takes now she’s a little older, so like the farts just come out.

9:08

But yeah, my youngest will fart on anybody.

I’m I remember when we got off the plane, when we went to Alberta, she couldn’t, I couldn’t stop farting in the car for whatever reason.

So I was like stinking everybody out.

And then she always used to like fart when she walked by me.

9:26

So like when I was in the airport she would walk by and she would crop dust me all the time.

So on our way to my parents house in Alberta from the airport, we stopped at one point to let the dog out to go to the bathroom and she decided she wanted to get out and walk around as well.

9:44

So as she’s walking around, I’m talking to my dad, The dog’s walking in a circle doing her business.

My daughter comes out, she’s right behind me.

I go, hey, your shoes on tied.

She bends down to tie in her shoe, her tie tie up her shoe.

And I walk over and I hold her head down and I just let one RIP right on the back of her head.

10:02

I call that the assassination fart, the hitman fart because I got her right in the back of the head when she was doing something else.

It was as if she didn’t even know and then she stood up into the fart.

I hate it.

Don’t you hate it when like so this has happened a couple times where I’d be at a store and you’re walking around looking at something and somebody else farts and then you walk through the fart and then somebody else comes into the aisle like use and it looks like you did the fart to.

10:31

That’s the worst.

The worst is taking heat for someone else’s fart bro.

You’d ever want to take heat for someone else’s fart That’s not cool, but it’s also fun being the ninja farter.

10:52

So that like, you’re the guy that drops the fart and then leaves.

It’s like you’re leaving C4 in war, You know, you just, you leave it, you have a detonator, it goes off, you walk through, boom, done.

Like killed, killed a soldier.

You know what I’m saying?

Yeah.

11:08

I really want, I really want to get my girlfriend to fart.

I really hope she farts because, like, that’s the next level of a relationship, isn’t it?

Where, you know, you do all the fun things, You, you you get along.

You’ve kind of figured each other out a little bit.

You’re starting to understand each other more.

11:25

And then all of a sudden fart right out of nowhere.

That’s like there’s a bond to farting, dude.

When you fart in front of somebody else, you’re like linked for life.

11:42

You know what I’m saying, ’cause you can always go back to that moment of like, hey, remember that time I farted?

Tickle farts are the best though.

I don’t tickle fart.

I don’t get, I mean when I get tickled, I don’t fart most people mostly because you have to tickle my feet and like don’t tickle my feet dude.

12:05

I remember my mom used to wake me up because I I would sleep on my stomach with my feet hanging over the bed and my mom would wake me up because it was the easiest way like you could jump on me.

I wouldn’t wake up.

You could push me.

I wouldn’t wake up.

Alarms don’t wake me up.

She would go by and tickle my feet.

That wakes me up.

12:21

Problem is you tickle my feet.

My legs are just going wherever, you know.

So I remember a couple times when I was in high school, she woke me up and I almost kicked her in the head.

And I finally said to her, I was like, look, you got to watch out because like one day you’re going to actually get kicked in the fucking head.

12:37

And I don’t want to kick you in the head.

You’re my mom.

I love you.

You know, sure enough, I don’t remember when it was, but she tickled me and boom, kicked right in the head.

Now, luckily I’m already lying down, so like, you don’t have a lot of leverage.

It wasn’t like I’m doing a swooping Roundhouse kick or something like that.

12:53

It’s just a quick little pop right in the face.

But dude, yeah, she was pissed.

She called my dad.

She said get in here, Gary.

He’ll tell this boy.

He’s like, why?

What do you do?

She’s like, he hit me.

He’s like, you hit your mother.

I was like, well, I was sleeping.

She tickled my foot and she got kicked by my foot.

13:10

I was asleep my foot and you have a problem.

Like you do whatever you want to my foot.

Needless to say, nothing happened.

I remember this is a good one.

13:26

So excuse me.

When we were growing up, I had a dog.

We named this dog Barkley.

He was a Cocker spaniel.

And when we would watch movies, my mom would sit at the edge of the couch, like on the side of the couch where there’s an arm and she would sit almost like in the fetal position.

13:43

So her her arm and head, her head would rest on her arm, which would rest on the arm of the chair.

And then she would, you know, be laying sideways across the couch with her feet kind of with her knees kind of like crooked in a little like V Well, the dog would go into the spot between her legs and the couch.

14:02

And inevitably, anytime we’re watching a movie, she’d let a fart go right on this dog’s head.

The dog would look up you like God damn it and then walk to a different spot.

Well, one time I remember this very clearly.

14:18

My mom is lying on the couch OK.

And I don’t remember how the dog got near her face, but the dog got near her face and the dog just looks at her like he knew, like he had been planning it and he just now obviously we didn’t hear it, but like all of a sudden my mom looks up.

14:40

She’s like, I thought she was going to choke.

It was, it was bad man.

But I feel like that dog ate all day and didn’t shit.

Specifically holding on to that so that he could let it go right in her face to get her back for all the time she’d farted on him.

15:03

Yeah, I got to get my girlfriend to the point where she farts in front of me.

You have to know how someone farts, right?

Like, if you’re going to be with them for a long period of time, hopefully I you got to know how they fart.

You know how they laugh, you know how they cry, You know how they see the world.

15:21

You know their feelings on everything.

You know, you know their their views on like on everything.

And if you don’t know how they fart, I feel like that’s a red flag.

Like you got to know how someone farts if you’re going to spend all your time with them, Mostly because you got to know if every time they fart, you’re going to laugh or you’re going to run because like, you got to know what you’re getting into.

15:51

It’s worse getting farted on, too, like when you’re pressed up against somebody or like, or like, you know, right beside them because like, my daughter, my youngest daughter, what she’ll do is when we’re watching movies, she’ll sit beside me, snug right up.

And then when she has to, when she has to fart, she’ll lift her cheek and, like, press herself up against me so you can feel it on your leg, that warm air and that, like, push, dude.

16:17

That’s something else, man.

You know?

Yeah.

It’s.

Yeah.

No, thank you.

That’s the worst.

Getting farted on or somebody farts right in your face.

You ever had you ever been farted, like caught a fart in the mouth?

16:36

Dude, mouth farts.

Come on.

You got to taste that shit.

You’re not just, you’re not just you’re actually like chewing a chunk of fart, you know?

Yeah, farts could save relationships.

16:55

I think like let’s say you’re going through like if my if my ex-wife and I had had farted on each other more, I think that we wouldn’t have gone down well, I don’t know, maybe there’d be less likely a chance that we went down the divorce Rd. because like again, that’s the out hole, right?

17:15

So like, whatever comes out of there is not going to be pretty, you know?

So I feel like if you’re more invested in your partner’s farts and you’re comfortable and like, that’s a level of a level of comfort that like, I don’t know, it brings you to.

17:35

It’s a bond if you don’t know.

Again, if you don’t know, like imagine.

OK, what about in space?

That’s a good question.

No, what are farts like in space?

Like if you could dribble a drop of water and it’s just a ball floating in the space, like in the air, right?

17:52

If you fart, how long does that fart stay there?

Does it just float in a cloud or does it cause like, I’d imagine that if you’re farting right, then realistically, if you’re going to depict a fart, it’s not a cloud.

It’s like a stream, right?

18:09

So you’d see like kind of like a a cloudy stream floating around, floating around the floating around the room, you know, And how long does it stay there?

Like if you’re in space for six months, is is that going to be there for, I mean, I’m obviously you have, you know, a way to let out air, I would imagine, or a recycle of air.

18:29

But like, well, I guess not because this space just has no atmosphere, right?

Is there air?

There’s no air in space either.

It’s a vacuum of void.

So yeah, I don’t know.

How long does that fart last?

Is there AI?

Don’t know.

There’s so many questions now that would turn me off of being an astronaut alone.

18:49

If you had to live with the like, if I wanted to live like that, I live in the Bush.

You just smell all the shit all the time, you know?

Yeah.

You got to know what it’s like when your partner farts.

19:11

You have to know what you’re getting into.

You have to know if it’s going to be a sense robbery, a robbery of the census or or sorry, an assault on the census, or if it’s going to be get out of here quick situation.

19:28

Because sometimes you can fart and it’s a big, loud, funny fart, but there’s no real after effect, you know, not very often, but it does happen.

Or it’s quick.

Like the stink is quick, you know, I like a nice full fart.

It’s got to have some base to it.

19:47

The squeakers worry me, man.

The squeakers are the ones that make me go.

Did I just shit, you know, yeah.

I hope that in my relationship she accidentally farts in front of me.

20:18

Because I feel like at this point, if it’s on purpose, it takes a little something away from it because I’ve been trying to get it for so long.

I’m different, dude.

20:34

I don’t just try to get in your pants, I try to find out what.

Your farts smell like that’s all part of me dude.

I don’t think she knew she signed up for that one.

You all know what your partner fought like, OK, I like big, loud farts.

20:51

My youngest.

She laughs at the like, if, if she OK, she’s a Ripper.

That’s what I call it.

I call them rippers.

She rips farts like it’s not just a it’s like a, you know what I’m saying?

It’s it’s massive.

21:06

So like, and then she looks to see if you heard it and laugh like everybody heard it.

Dude, you got to fart in front of your girlfriend and you got to get your girlfriend has to fart in front in front of you.

That’s why I feel like the easiest way to do it is like I told you, I squeezed her like ketchup.

21:26

Nothing She can hold on to a fart man.

But see, I’m the type of person where if you are a tougher individual to crack, it becomes my goal to try and get you to either smile or involve yourself in the silly, you know what I’m saying?

21:49

Like this isn’t a fart story, but I once worked for this one guy who was very like, Yep, Nope, OK, now go do this, Now go do that.

Like he was, I don’t know how to describe it, but he was very like dry, I guess you could say.

22:08

And my goal was to get him to laugh because like, I never saw him laugh.

I barely even saw him smile.

Sorry.

That was my goal, to get him to smile.

I never saw him laugh and I never saw him smile.

He was never smiling.

He was always, this is how we do things, you know.

22:25

And then one night we were leaving work and we got we have to go.

I worked at the dump.

So you had you were in a gated area.

So we got to the gate in our cars and we met there at the same time and we got out of the car and we both get to the gate at the same time.

22:41

And then he reaches for the lock.

So I reach for the lock and I’m like, I’ll get it.

And he goes, no, no, I get it.

And he grabs the lock.

And then I grabbed his hand and I go, now we’re boyfriends.

He cracked a smile and he goes, he goes, get the fuck in your car.

23:01

And so all Clint Eastwood asking is like his in a Latin, like a crooked smile.

And then I get in the car and I’m like, I got him.

And then I told the story the next day and found out that he had actually called my boss to tell him what I did.

And they both laughed at me.

But that’s what I try to do.

23:18

So like, I need to know, dude.

I need to know if you’re trying to, if you’re trying to keep your farts from me, I need to know what that fart is going to be like.

I need to get the fart, man.

For the sake of the relationship.

There needs to be an expulsion of gas from from her rear end.

23:41

So let me know.

Let me know what you think you know.

Tell me if I’m off base or like, tell me if I’m I totally see a drop of water on my glasses.

Sorry, I got sidetracked.

Let me know if you think that.

24:00

Let me know when you think it’s appropriate to fart in front of your significant other.

How long does it take?

Is it like, is it, should it only be 8 weeks?

You know?

Yeah, you got to get the farts.

24:17

Anyway, those are my thoughts off the stamp for this week.

I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

I hope you come back next week.

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You can also check out some blogs on CBD and any other and other cannabis concepts and products and ideas.

24:37

Yeah, I guess that’s really all I had to say today.

I just wanted to discuss farts, but I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

I hope that the I hope that life is good to you.

You know, until next time, keep your lids low baby.

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