Thoughts Off The Stem

Tag: Relatable Comedy

  • Conned By Cuteness: Kids Are Shapeshifters, Hear Me Out

    The Greatest Con In Human History Conspiracy theorists have spent years searching for shapeshifters. They’ve been looking in all the wrong places. The real shapeshifters have been right under our noses the whole time — sitting in your living room, eating your food, using your WiFi, and asking you for money. They’re called kids. In…

  • Give A Big F**k You to Privacy with Meta Glasses

    New tech is cool. I genuinely love it. That is, if you’re willing to give a big F**k you to privacy with gadgets like meta glasses. Don’t get me wrong innovation is amazing and the fact that we live in a world where you can walk around with a computer on your face like you’re…

  • Meta Glasses: Kiss Privacy GoodBye

    Meta Glasses: Kiss Privacy GoodBye

    Meta glasses are cool. Walking through life like you’re in Minority Report is genuinely impressive. But when they’re on, they’re on — and they see everything. This week on Thoughts Off The Stem Justin Barone breaks down the real world problems that developers and consumers never think about until it’s too late. Meta glasses recording…

  • They Love to Say they Know a Stoner

    They Love to Say they Know a Stoner

    They Love to Say They Know a Stoner: Cannabis Stigma Normalization Let me paint you a picture. You’re sitting across from someone in a suit. Nice office. Firm handshake. The kind of person who irons their shirt collar and says “synergy” without irony. You’re there for a job interview, you’re trying your best to look…

  • Everything is Fake: Your Reality is for Sale

    Everything is Fake: Your Reality is for Sale

    Everything is fake: Someone slid into my DMs and asked me to have the CEO of Crowds on Demand on the podcast. So I did what any self respecting pothead would do — I went down the rabbit hole. Crowds on Demand is a real company. Where you can buy a crowd of paid activists…

  • When Your Girlfriend Starts Throwing Out Your Crap

    You need terpenes that help anxiety, now that your girl has turned your space in to a “Penthouse” full of scented candles. One day you’re a king. You have a queen-sized bed, a single kettlebell in the corner for your morning sets, and enough floor space to do some body weight squats and lunges to…

  • When Your Girlfriend Starts Throwing Out Your Crap

    When Your Girlfriend Starts Throwing Out Your Crap

    Is your girl slowly getting rid of all your favorite crap? Do you notice that your home doesn’t look like it did a few months ago? Have you ever had to pull a 3-foot hair out of your ass crack before your morning dump? Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem, where Justin breaks down the…

  • My First Time Using A Gravity Bong: High Lessons

    The Gravity Bong: A DIY Masterpiece (and My Biggest Fail) Whether you call it a Gravity Bong, a Bucket, or a ‘Geeb,’ this DIY stoner invention is a rite of passage. But as I learned the hard way, water pressure doesn’t care about your plans. Before we dive into the 2,700-year history of weed, let’s…

  • Stoner Moments, Buckets and Life Lessons

    Stoner Moments, Buckets and Life Lessons

    Ever had your gut tell you “Don’t do it,” only to have your brain say “Watch this” and your high self say “Hold my beer”? Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem. In this episode, host Justin Peron recounts the legendary university story of his first Gravity Bong (Bucket) experience—a literal “atom bomb” of smoke that resulted in a…

  • Stop Working For Free: Social Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills

    Stop Working For Free: Social Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills

    Paying with exposure is a hustle that belongs in a buddy’s garage, not a professional business. Why Paying With Exposure Doesn’t Work in the Real World Imagine walking into a local pot shop, asking for an ounce of top-shelf flower, and offering to settle the tab with a shout-out on your Instagram story. You’d be…