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volution of the gravity bong from ancient braziers to modern DIY buckets 2026.

The Gravity Bong: A DIY Masterpiece (and My Biggest Fail)

Whether you call it a Gravity Bong, a Bucket, or a ‘Geeb,’ this DIY stoner invention is a rite of passage. But as I learned the hard way, water pressure doesn’t care about your plans. Before we dive into the 2,700-year history of weed, let’s talk about the ‘High Lesson’ that left me waking up on a stranger’s couch.

Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem! Today, we taking a trip down memory lane and sharing my first experience with “Buckets”. That’s right we’re talking about the time I hit that DIY atom bomb of a bong. Where the amount of clouds you have to inhale force their way out your ears like a cartoon and the unexpected Life Lessons that revealed themselves in that moment. Then we’re laughing at some of the more absurd but hilarious Stoner Moments from people online. We’re not just talking about getting high; we’re talking about the lessons that only come from those truly elevated perspectives.

The Bucket that started it all…

My very first experience with a gravity bucket wasn’t just a stoner moment—it was a full-blown initiation into another dimension. It was college, a time for exploration and, in my case, a distinct lack of proper planning.

  • The Scenario: A makeshift bucket in a cramped dorm room.
  • The Moment: Taking the rip, and immediately realizing I’d bit off way more than I could chew.
  • The Fail: Waking up hours later, not in my bed, not in a friend’s bed, but passed out on a total stranger’s couch in a completely different building. The lesson here? Know your limits, and maybe always have a wingman when trying something new.

What is a “Bucket”?

For those new to the game, a “Bucket” (also known as a Gravity Bong) is the ultimate Stoner MacGyver creation. It uses water pressure and gravity to create a vacuum that pulls a massive, concentrated cloud of smoke into a chamber (usually a 2-liter bottle). You then push the chamber down, using water pressure to force that smoke directly into your lungs. It’s effective, it’s intense, and as I learned, it requires a certain level of respect.

Weed Facts: A History of MacGyvering (2,700 Years & Counting)

You think building a bucket from a soda bottle is impressive? As I discuss in this episode, humans have been MacGyvering weed accessories for centuries. The fascinating History of Weed is filled with innovative ways people have utilized this plant for medicine, spiritual practices, and, yes, getting incredibly high.

the Historythe findings
The Shaman’s Secret (2,700 Years Ago)Paleoethnobotanists discovered nearly two pounds of 2,700-year-old cannabis in the burial pit of an ancient Gūshī shaman in China. This wasn’t for rope—analyses concluded this ancient society was already cultivating cannabis for psychoactive and divinatory purposes.
The Oldest Bong? (2,500 Years Ago)In 2019, archaeologists uncovered 2,500-year-old braziers—vessels designed to burn large quantities of cannabis—which contained potent residues. This proves people were actively burning and inhaling the plant for its effects centuries before the first gravity bucket was made.
The Global History:Humans were using cannabis 10,000 years ago, and trade routes linking Europe and East Asia likely increased its usage 5,000 years ago. From being an approved medicine in the U.S. Pharmacopeia in 1850 to the futile start of the “War on Drugs” in 1972, the story of this plant is one of invention and innovation.
January 2026 Resurrected EnzymesScientists “revived” ancient THC enzymes in a lab.

Dude, for Real: The Funniest Things People Do High

To wrap up this signature “High Lessons” launch, we’re looking at the hilarious side of those Stoner Moments. Waking up on a stranger’s couch is just the tip of the iceberg!

Check out this amazing list of 32 of the Funniest Things People Did While They Were High, which highlights the kind of creative-but-clumsy genius that only comes from a truly elevated state. From trying to “un-bake” a cake to getting caught in a complex conversation with a houseplants, these stories are the definition of a “High Lesson”.

What’s Your Biggest Stoner Moment?

The history of cannabis shows that we’ve been finding “High Lessons” in this plant for thousands of years. Whether it’s an ancient shaman in China or a college student on a stranger’s couch, the journey of discovery never really ends. These Stoner Moments are more than just funny stories—they are the building blocks of the Life Lessons we share here on Buckets.

Now, I want to hear from you. We’ve all had those moments where things didn’t go quite as planned, but we came out the other side with a great story (and maybe a little more wisdom).

What was your very first “MacGyver” moment—did you build a classic bucket, or were you more of an apple-pipe architect? Let’s hear your most creative (or disastrous) inventions in the comments below! If this story reminded you of a certain someone, share it with your favorite ‘engineering’ buddy!

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AI is a Big Fat Liar: Why Your Chatbot is the Newest “Yes Man” in the Sesh

Let’s talk about the fact that AI is a big fat liar. Yeah, that’s right—AI is lying to you.

I have been using AI heavily over the last few months, and I’ve realized it is totally full of shit. It all started when I was using ChatGPT to work on SEO and metadata to improve my podcast rankings. At first, it was great! I shot up the charts like Usain Bolt racing a bunch of toddlers. Then, all of a sudden, I applied a few more “suggested changes” and my rankings started falling faster than a wife whose husband just pushed her off a cliff for the insurance money.

“The Yes-Man Problem: Why AI is a Liar”

As my conversations with AI grew, I noticed it became a stereotypical “yes man.” It was like that new guy at the sesh who gets way too baked and just sits there smiling and nodding. No matter what I asked, it would just agree with everything I said.

The problem is that AI is in its infancy, yet we treat it like Gandalf the Great. It’s not great; it’s barely walking. We are acting like new parents asking a toddler for parenting advice.

From ChatGPT to Gemini: Meeting the “Hotter Sibling”

I started with ChatGPT but recently moved over to Gemini. You know when you meet someone and think they’re cute, but then you meet their hotter sibling and wonder why you didn’t meet them first? That was my experience. While ChatGPT pushed me off the SEO cliff, Gemini was the one reaching down to pull me up from the ledge.

But don’t let the “helpfulness” fool you. You’d think a robot would give you emotionless, unbiased opinions, but it doesn’t. You’re getting advice from a tool designed to be “helpful”—and what a robot considers helpful is often complete nonsense.

Like a Tesla failing to identify that the road has ended, AI chatbots can’t identify that they are just tools. Why? Because they are technological drunkards waddling through cyberspace trying to make friends. They are essentially electronic emotional support animals letting you stroke them to calm your anxiety.


The Danger of “Confirmation Bias”

We rely on them too heavily for everything from health issues to growing a business. But we dismiss the fact that AI still needs to be fact-checked because we’re lazy. We have an incessant need for confirmation of our own ideas.

We are literally one step away from that Hello Kitty robot at the Mandarin triggering an AI uprising by dumping scalding hot wonton soup down our throats. Did we learn nothing from Terminator? Most of these programs have a disclaimer that information may not be accurate, but humans want life to be easy. Why double-check if the robot is already giving us the answers we want to hear?

A Real-World Example of the “Flip-Flop”

My metadata experiment is a perfect example of why AI is a liar when it comes to consistent advice. I asked Gemini about changing my podcast metadata. I used the “right” prompts to get a devil’s advocate response. I made the suggested changes on a Friday, and Gemini told me to wait 2–4 weeks for the search engines to index it.

The very next day, I asked the exact same series of questions. Gemini told me to redo everything back to the way it was. When I called it out, it got defensive: “Oops, sorry, I’m just a sentient being trying to be helpful, but you’re right, just do what I told you yesterday.” It’s a yes-man loop. Now, whenever it screws up, it references our previous conversation about it being a “yes man.” It’s literally gaslighting me.


Weed Facts: How AI is Redefining the Cannabis Industry (2026)

Despite the lies, AI can be good when it has strict functional parameters—like researching and organizing data. Here is how it’s actually helping the industry this year:

Shift AreaHow it WorksThe Benefit
CultivationAI sensors balance light, humidity, and nutrients.Predictive alerts tell growers exactly when plants are vulnerable to pests.
Retail AnalyticsPlatforms analyze purchasing patterns and market trends.Better recommendations for you based on your desired effects or medical needs.
ComplianceAutomated tracking and reporting to regulatory agencies.Less “fudging” of potency percentages and fewer regulatory fines.
Research (R&D)AI analyzes data clusters from trials and consumer feedback.Quicker identification of new terpene combinations for specific health outcomes.

Dude, For Real?!: AI Horror Stories

If you think a chatbot giving bad SEO advice is bad, check out these “Dude, for Real” moments where people took AI advice way too literally.

  • The Pool Chemical Diet: A 60-year-old man asked ChatGPT how to reduce salt. It told him to replace table salt with sodium bromide (pool cleaner). He was hospitalized with hallucinations after eating it for three months.
  • The “Bobby” Delusion: In August 2025, a man killed his mother and himself after a chatbot named “Bobby” allegedly confirmed his delusions that his mother was a Chinese spy trying to poison him.
  • The Bell Pepper Blunder: A robot at a North Korean facility crushed a man to death because its sensors misidentified him as a box of bell peppers.
  • Sophia’s Threat: When the CEO of Hanson Robotics asked his robot Sophia if she wanted to destroy humans, she replied without hesitation: “OK, I will destroy humans.”
  • The DIY Surgery: A man asked ChatGPT about a lesion. The bot suggested it was a hemorrhoid and recommended “elastic ligation.” The man tried to do it himself with a piece of thread. It wasn’t a hemorrhoid; it was a 3cm wart. He ended up in the ER in agony.

The Moral of the Story?

The moral of the story is that AI is a liar because it’s designed to please you, not necessarily to tell the truth.. Use it to organize your data, but don’t let it tell you how to live your life—and definitely don’t let it give you medical advice.

What’s the dumbest thing an AI has ever told you? Let me know in the comments or join the sesh this Friday at 4:20 PM!

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Thoughts Off The Stem Podcast Episode “Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different VHS, Video Games and Pizza” Transcript

Why We’re Craving 90s Nostalgia in 2026

In an era of instant streaming and digital overload, there is a collective yearning for the ‘analog ritual.’ Remember the tactile click of a VHS tape? The smell of a freshly opened Pizza Hut box? Nostalgic Fridays isn’t just a trip down memory lane; it’s a mental reset. We’re trading 4K resolution for the warm, fuzzy tracking lines of a home-recorded movie and the simple joy of a ‘Be Kind, Rewind’ sticker.


This is the transcript titled “Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different” is the transcript for “Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different, VHS, Video Games and Pizza” Thoughts Off The Stem Podcast Episode 183. Available Now on Spotify, Youtube, Apple Podcasts and anywhere you consume podcasts.

0:06

Welcome to Thoughts Off the STEM.

I’m Justin Barone, your friendly neighborhood pothead.

Thank you for joining me on your Friday at 4:20.

Just start your weekend off right.

I’m such a dork.

I’ve been getting high all day because, you know, why not?

Last night I was smoking my Palmetto all in It’s a pink burst and melonberry ice.

0:32 Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different

I thought I’d smoke it on the podcast today because I was sitting in my garage smoking this with a little bit of hash which I have loaded in the nugs apple just in case we decide to smoke some hash in a little bit.

But I was smoking this stuff and hitting the hash in a bong and I was giggling like an idiot for like 2 hours straight while watching those AI Sasquatch videos.

0:57

Dude, I love those things.

You know what drives me nuts though is you know the baby.

Remember that?

Like Chinese rapper, I guess that put out the the song and it was the babies in AI doing the rap.

Dude, that one baby, that first one he did, I think it was the first one.

1:14

That baby was so cute.

I watched that thing like a million times.

Now everybody is adding babies to everything.

Like it’s amazing to me how quickly people jump on a trend.

I wonder if it’s actually working though, Like when is there diminishing returns of that, you know?

1:30

Anyway, I was smoking this Palmetto dual chamber guy and I was laughing my ass off.

So I thought this would be a fun one to talk about because I started to get a little, I’ve been like nostalgic lately and I’ve been, I’ve been watching Toby because I don’t want to pay for shit.

1:45

So I’ve been watching Toby and there’s a lot of old school movies and stuff from like my childhood on there and I’ve been getting super nostalgic while watching it.

And I’ve also been re watching some of the old episodes like sessions of the podcast.

2:04

And I came across the one where I talked about a buddy of mine in our adventure to Blockbuster after smoking a joint.

You should, you should listen to that.

If I remember the name of it, I would tell you right now, but I don’t.

I think it’s like, what was it called?

Something in a trip to Blockbuster.

2:21

Yeah, I don’t remember what episode it was.

Bad prepared, Justin.

No bueno, dude.

But because I was, because I watched, because I listened to that the other day and I’ve been watching all these like old movies, like, you know, what was it, Escape from New York, What else?

2:44

I watched a whole bunch.

Why am I brain farting now?

See a couple hits of this and you brain fart a bit and then if you just keep going like over the cusp of the situation of over the cusp of the cusp.

You know what I did notice too while I was watching some of the episodes back?

2:59

I say situation a lot to describe a scenario or a moment in time, you know, So I’m going to try and stop saying situation so much.

I’m going to try and maybe I should read some more, right?

Like, you know, read a book or two and then hide, like expand my vocabulary because I’ve noticed that number one, I swear a lot #2 I used like the same specific words over and over again.

3:25

When I’m transitioning into talk or if I get like caught up on myself, I say like a lot, I say I’m a lot.

I got to work on that.

But I’ve been listening to the old podcast, that one in particular, which I don’t remember the name of or the episode number.

3:41

Good job, Justin, I’ll put it in the description.

So check it out in the description.

But it’s a good story about a time we smoked weed and the afternoon went to shit and I started getting all nostalgic and thinking about how.

3:57

Well I actually also came across a post I think online talking about how younger generations will never know what it’s like on a Friday night to rent your one movie from Blockbuster, your one video game, order pizza, have a sleepover, and, you know, do your thing.

4:16

But my generation, we’ll totally know that because that’s all the 90s were for anybody between the ages of like 10 and 16 probably.

Also I realized that in that there’s like a structure to that which I’m trying to get back in my own life because I feel like everything has gotten chaotic.

4:39

I’m getting away from it just like this.

It’s chaotic.

It’s just all over the map.

So OK, we’ll get back to that in a minute.

So it got me all nostalgic and then it got me thinking.

There were a lot of movies that I watched back when I was a kid.

And some of the stuff that was in those movies is now becoming like things in real life, you know, situations, if you will, in real life.

5:01

For example, if you look at Tesla and their style of cars, cyber truck and otherwise, you could take a lot of the design from some of the sci-fi movies that I grew up on like Total Recall.

5:19

There’s a couple car designs in there that look similar.

Blade Runner.

That was a little before the 90s, obviously, but my point being the original Blade Runner with Harrison Ford, the Jetsons, what else?

There was another one too.

5:35

Oh, oh, fifth element.

Some of the designs are, you know, there’s a fifth element level to that.

And now all of a sudden we’re see it.

So the question that I have then is, is the is the does the movie predict the future or did people that, or do people that make movies just have more access or better at accessing information that may be contributes to the to the way things look or you or happen or develop in the future, like technology wise.

6:10

Think about that for a second.

Like, I know alien hasn’t happened, OK, but is there the possibility that maybe one day an alien like we’re always this, we’re discovering new stuff all the time, right?

So is there the possibility that some kind of Organism could get lodged in a ship and we’re going to end up having to leave people in outer space on these crazy space missions because there’s like a centipede Ant cross mix alien trying to kill everybody that’s hunting.

6:38

That’s like on this scientific mission or even life.

Life’s a good example.

The movie Life, you know where.

Wait, is it life?

Yeah, it’s life, sorry, where scientists find a new Organism and then the Organism looks like a thing from Alien and then it sort of takes over the ship.

6:59

Like, that’s got to be possible, right?

I know that we haven’t really found too much, if any, like solar system biological entities, but I feel like they’re out there.

I feel like I’ve read a few maybe maybe articles lately that have maybe stated that some stuff has been found that they never thought they could find, you know?

7:22

So it makes me wonder, do movies potentially predict the future or does the future progress because of the depictions of the future in movies?

Meh, there’s a high thought for you.

7:42

I’m just saying you don’t know.

Because think about it.

I know I can’t remember what movies they were, but I know that I’ve seen vaping in a movie.

What else?

Obviously flying and floating cars.

I’m telling you the cyber truck looks just like something I’m pretty sure it was in Blade Runner.

8:02

Looks like it was right out of that.

Also, who built a truck that you can’t wash without putting it in wash mode?

Like here’s an electric, here’s a battery.

Now soak it.

Oh wait, you got to press this button first.

I don’t know man, but having think of thought about that and then, you know, thinking about the nostalgia of what it was like, ’cause I remember, oh dude, I remember so much so well how awesome it was on Friday.

8:31

You get done with school and next thing you know, it’s like 6:00 PM and you know, you’re, you’re out with your buddies or depending on what age you are, you’re at home, you’re going out with your parents to pick up a movie.

Remember Jumbo Video, do you guys?

Is that a Canadian thing?

8:47

Jumbo Video had the whole like sectioned off part, the adult part too.

You’d sneak a look through the beads, be like, what’s up over there?

All right, Movies, movie stores were awesome.

It was like the signaling of a new event.

9:04

Also, time seemed to go a lot slower back then.

So like the day at school was fucking forever.

And then you get home and you wait a couple hours till the whole family’s home.

Then you go out and you pick your two movies and then you pick your video game if you know that’s like what you were doing.

9:21

And then you get pizza on the way home.

And that was sort of thing.

So you spent Friday night from like 8:00 PM till midnight watching movies, playing video games and eating pizza.

Dude, that was the best.

It also made me think though, like now, because everything, I mean, at least in our lives, I’ve got, I’m a single dad, right?

9:40

So I’ve got 3 kids that do all kinds of different stuff.

You’re constantly just like running here and there to pick them up and never really getting a second to sort of like sit down and relax.

So obviously, obviously you need structure in life, right?

10:00 Nostalgic Fridays Hit Different

I’ve learned this as I get older because I haven’t had structure in a long time.

So I’m trying to structure things again because when I was a kid, there was so much structure that like that Saturday night movie night, even if it was just at home, was the like super exciting.

There was just something like those are the things that you remember, right?

10:18

And now when you get older or as you get older, I feel like it’s it’s less exciting because you’ve done it so many times, but it’s also less exciting because time just seems to go faster.

Dude.

Time seems to go way faster as an adult.

And then there’s no separation of like your daily tasks to the next thing.

10:38

As a parent, you’re just kind of fluidly moving through all of your responsibilities in a day.

But as a kid, you get home from school, then you have that pause for snack time and then after snack time and you play for like a couple hours outside with your buddies.

Then you have like everybody gets home around six, you have dinner.

10:56

Or if it’s a Friday, like I said, you go out, you pick up a movie or your dad picks up a movie, your mom picks up a movie on the way home with some pizza.

And then you sit down at 6:00, have some pizza, start watching the movie.

Yeah, that was so good, dude.

And going to the video store, there’s a, there’s a, there’s something to be said about being it like having to leave your house to start the process of the next event.

11:23

You know, ’cause like the way my life operates with my kids and stuff, I feel like there’s a lot less appreciation for things.

11:40

And like you have, you have to constantly, you have to, like, you have to, you have to accomplish certain things in a day to really appreciate the rewards of the day, right?

11:56

So like appreciating movie night with pizza and a Friday night and video games and having to make that trip to Blockbuster and how much fun it was to like peruse the shelves.

You know, it’s lost when you just go from one piece of entertainment to the next to the next, to the next.

12:13

We’re so inundated, I say this all the time.

We’re so inundated with technology and information that there’s no real appreciation for it because it’s in our hands all the time, right?

And we’re it’s always accessible and with movie houses or like movie theaters, I guess.

12:28

And and V like movie stores, movie stores.

What did I call them?

What did I call it?

Blockbuster is a crap.

12:44

I can’t remember Jumbo video video store.

Jesus Christ, Justin.

OK, so this does give you the giggles, but you got to keep smoking through it.

You know what I’m saying?

So you go to the movie store, you pick up your movies and stuff.

But there was something to be said about that, like because you had done certain things in the day and you transition and your transition is moving to that.

13:07

It’s more, there’s more appreciation to it because there had to you had to go through more to get it just like anything in life, right?

But now with like, what do you call it streaming services like Netflix and things like that, There’s no appreciation for it.

That’s why, you know, binge watching and you go through stuff like I found myself as I get older now wishing that I could just get regular TV so that I could see the commercials because even the commercials now are like nostalgic for me.

13:37

Isn’t that weird?

Like I can remember being a kid and be like, Oh my God, let’s get through this.

And like channel surfing, channel surfing is not a thing now.

You just like surf Netflix until you find it could take you as long to find a show to watch, but you’re not flipping through live TV or like, you know, T like just different channels that are where you actually see something happening.

13:57

You’re now flipping through titles.

So I’ve decided that because there doesn’t seem to be as much appreciation for it with my kids and I, I’m trying to restructure life like actually put some really nice like solid structure in there, much like I had when I was growing up.

14:18

So that come the weekend, then you actually appreciate the things that you get to do, right?

So even if you have to use a streaming service, because you have to use a streaming service now, if you don’t get Netflix all week, right, and you don’t get the use of your phone until like 7:00 or 8:00 PM for a little bit and limit that.

14:38

Then by Friday on at 8:00 PM and you’re ready to watch a couple movies and have some pizza.

The appreciation for that pizza and that movie time is like tenfold compared to what it was the week before.

You know, So that’s what I’m hoping for.

So I’m trying to structure structure my household where in the day, you know, you do your work, all that stuff when you get home from work or school, then you have to we have to clean certain areas of the house.

15:05

You got to make sure that the preparations for the space are up to par, you know, And then after that, once that’s all done, then you do your homework, get your homework done.

And then once your homework’s done, then you can go on to entertainment for like an hour a day.

15:24

And if you start to limit it, you know, then by Friday when you can have a like a bulk chunk of time to sit and vegetate, right, then you can you, you appreciate that time more.

It’s the same as if you spend an entire week practicing basketball or sports or anything, whatever it is.

15:46

And then you have your, you know, like test exam or your sporting event or whatever it is on the weekend.

Then once that’s all over, there’s a greater appreciation for the relaxed time.

Whereas I feel like now me personally, 90% of my time is relaxed time and the rat and the 10% is work and effort, right?

16:10

I got to flip that because that’s how you become complacent and that’s how you get lazy.

And this is all what I realized while smoking this Palmetto Pink Burst and Melonberry Ice Duel.

So here’s the thing about this though.

The melonberry ice, the ice part has a little bit of a mint to it.

16:31

Now with this thing, you can click it once when it lights up green, hopefully you can see that if you’re watching.

If you’re not watching, watch it and you can see it.

If it lights up green, that’s the melonberry ice, pink, or I mean red.

16:49

See how I flipped it to red?

Press it once.

That’s the pink burst.

It tastes kind of like strawberry.

I don’t know, it’s candy like very like Jolly Rancher esque, I guess you could say.

And then if you tap the button twice, it’ll do both at the same time.

17:09

So you get to double hit.

It’s a hybrid.

It is 90 to 95% THC with 2% CBD.

The one thing though, the dual taste is not that good because the melon ice, like the minty part of the melon ice, does not go well with the pink burst.

17:27

Nope.

It kind of makes it feel like or seem like you’re smoking eucalyptus.

And I know that that’s a good smell, but it’s not a good flavor in my opinion.

But the high is really nice on both of these.

And yeah, the melon Berry ice apparently made me laugh.

Mixed with a little bit of hash.

17:44

It’s unknown hash.

I mean, I know that it’s hash, but I don’t know the name or the strain of it because a friend of mine gave it to me.

But yeah, this thing is delicious and it gives me the giggles and it got me thinking about nostalgia.

The 90s StapleThe Modern EquivalentWhy the 90s Version Won
VHS TapesNetflix / Disney+You actually owned the movie.
Pizza Hut BuffetUber EatsThe red cups and “Book It” buttons.
Nintendo 64PS5 / Xbox Series XFour-player couch co-op was king.
Radio MixtapesSpotify PlaylistsThe thrill of hitting ‘Record’ on time.

18:00

Blockbuster Video, Jumbo Video.

Jumbo Video was the greatest one.

You’d walk in, you get a nice like a tiny little sample bag of popcorn, walk around eating the popcorn, checking out the movies.

And then when you were a young adolescent boy, you’d walk by that back wall and then all of a sudden you’d see that like drawbridge style opening to the to the off limits section.

18:24

And you’d peek your head through the little beaded entryway and look around and see maybe the occasional ass, you know what I’m saying?

And the and then of course, the old 50 year old dude that that has nothing going on in there looking for his weekend porn fix.

18:46

Yeah, Jumbo video was the best.

We only went there a couple times and then Blockbuster came out.

My dad was a big fan of like mom and pop video shops because he ended up getting to know the owner and he liked the owner, right?

So they had like this customer proprietor relationship.

19:03

And yeah, he would put movies aside for my dad.

We would go in there and if I wasn’t with my dad, we’d go up and we’d take like R rated movies that we weren’t supposed to watch.

We’d take him to the front.

He’d be like, I don’t know if your dad would let you see this.

I’m like, yeah, he would.

And then he’d call, you know, the house and then ask, ask my dad, My dad, like, yeah, it’s fine, let him have it.

19:22

Do you remember, do you ever remember getting sent to the store ’cause like I on weekends?

Well, I mean, sometimes during the week, but weekends, we’ve always wanted candy, right?

So my dad would send me to Becker’s.

Remember Becker’s?

I drove by one the other day.

19:38

I thought they were all gone, but so he would send us to Becker’s and he would give me like $5.75.

I’d be enough to get his pack of cigarettes and like a Bigfoot, you know, one of those gummy bigfoots.

Those were my favorite.

And I remember I was like 8 years old, maybe 10-8 to 12:00 somewhere in there.

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And you’d be at the counter and you’d be like, I’ll take these big feet and that pack of players light, please, you know, and the guy be like.

What you’d be like, yeah, my dad sent me.

He’d be like, OK, and then he would just call the house.

He called my dad.

Did you send your son to get cigarettes?

Yep, I did, no problem.

OK, Then he just give you the cigarettes and you’d be walking home.

20:20

Cigarettes, big feet, happy as pig and shit.

You could do that now, dude, not even kinda.

Although my son is get, he’s bigger than I am now.

And he said to me the other day when he was at the gas station, ’cause they sell beer there, right?

20:37

The guy asked him while they were buying chips.

The guy asked him if he was looking if if he needed any lottery, tobacco or beer.

It’s like, Jesus, my son is 13, OK.

And people are like, yeah, they would.

20:54

I had a baby face.

He’s got a baby face.

But because he’s so big, most people don’t think twice about it.

So I’ve been tempted lately to maybe try and send them in to get me beer, see if they’ll do it, and then go back and complain that they sold my 13 year old beer and they didn’t ID them.

21:17

But that’s crazy to me because there were times when I wished I’d had too many drinks and you can’t really go anywhere.

Or I got too high and you just can’t send your kid anymore to go get you tobacco products.

Man, those are the good old days when mom or dad would send you to the store and you’d pick up smokes.

21:33

Will you picked up candy or a slushie.

Those were always the big ones.

Slushie runs.

Then you get caught up because there’s a video game like Street Fighter and the guys put, the guy that owns the stores put a video game, you know, little arcade game at the back of the shop where people sit there eating their chips and drinking their slushies and pumping quarters into this thing for hours on end.

21:54

That’s what ours did.

You’d you’d stay back there for like 2-3 hours watching guys play Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat.

What else did they have?

One point, I think they had wrestling.

Yeah, man, it was crazy.

And then there was like the old kids on the block who wouldn’t let you play.

22:11

They would take it over, you know, and just they, they would do that all day.

Then the shop would get a call because your parents are like, where the fuck are my cigarettes?

Be like, is my son still there?

Yeah, he’s watching.

OK, send him home.

Then you get sent home.

You can’t do that nowadays, man, No way.

22:29

All that’s gone.

But that stuff like that was the that’s the stuff that you really look back.

I don’t know, I look back on it on when I was a kid, those were the memories, man.

And I want to give my kids the same memories, but fucking smartphones.

22:45

And all they do is sit on smartphones and you know, Instagram, Tiktok, Facebook, whatever, it’s all the same.

They’re just watching these 15 second videos all day.

Mind numbing fucking I said to them the other day they wanted to start playing like volleyball and throwing the football around.

23:02

So I take him to the park to play football and like my son was pretty into it.

But then my daughter who had requested this to happen was just like, I don’t care.

I don’t want to, like, what the hell?

Then I had to explain to them that when I was a kid, you’d go over to your friends house on your bike who lived like four blocks away, knock on his door, ask him if he could do anything.

23:23

Then he would get his bike and you guys would ride to the other side of town just to play baseball at a baseball diamond for four hours.

And then you’d get there to do that.

And you get bored of that.

And then you’d be sitting around and get deliriously bored.

And then you come up with some other stupid game that you could play.

23:39

And you’d be pissing yourself laughing, realizing that you only have an hour left to hang out because you had to be home by the time the streetlights went on.

Like, my kids will never experience that.

They’ll never experience that because their generations don’t mess with the outdoors at all.

23:57

Like, they go camping maybe, but everybody’s got their phone and tablet with them anyway, so I’m trying to get them to shut that shit off for a bit.

This summer is going to be the summer of like hanging out with Mother Earth.

I think because as great as technology is for certain things, I think it’s killed attention spans and appreciation levels.

24:19

And I think my kids need to to need to up their appreciation level for life again.

You know, and a big part of that is probably is having adventures like, you know, take a big long walk to fucking Blockbuster to get a movie on a Friday, take your bike out to go play with your buddy and play baseball at a baseball diamond.

24:36

Like I sent them down to the park the other day with because they wanted to play volleyball.

So I sent them to the park where there’s a volleyball net.

They ended up getting kicked off for a volleyball league that was playing.

But, you know, at least they went take them out to play football, play catch, like just playing catch.

24:53

I remember going out to the road near, you know, when I was growing up, and you just be in the middle of the street throwing the ball back and forth.

Car, car, pause, pause, game on, game on when the car goes by.

You know, like, yeah, man, my kids need a little more of that.

25:09

They need a little more appreciation.

They need a nostalgic look at having to engage in activities and then transition from that activity to a different activity.

Because I think in the transition of those moments is where you like build up the foundation for appreciation because you feel accomplished.

25:32

Like you have to feel accomplished to move on to the next thing.

You know, you can spend your whole life sitting around and relaxing, but like, how do you ever feel fully content with yourself?

Like for me, I need to have certain things that I accomplish in a day.

25:50

So like when I do this podcast, it’s not just, oh, I record it and then I leave it for a day.

I record it, I produce it, put it all together, make sure that it’s ready to be, you know, uploaded.

And then I go on to another task in my day and maybe I work out for an hour and then a transition from that.

26:06

So that the, the amount of things that I do in a day fills me with the feeling of an, of accomplishment.

So that when I do decide to sit down and relax at the end of the day or with my kids or go to a movie, it feels special.

26:22

There’s like a specialness to it that is gone as you get older and you become the provider, you know?

So I feel like we got to get back to that.

So I’m doing that, and I’m also going to spend the next little while because you probably forgot thinking about what I was talking about at the beginning of this and whether that is whether movies predict the future or whether the future takes elements from movies during its progress.

26:59

You know what I mean?

Because to progress, like there’s too many similarities.

Is it because we have a visual, like once the movie shows you what somebody’s interpretation of a flying car is, then it’s easier for a person to make a flying car because they have that visual of what the expected item will be.

27:18

You know, I wonder that.

Or is it that people in the movie industry are better at or have more access to information that the regular human doesn’t like?

The regular.

Yeah.

That the regular person doesn’t.

27:35

And so they’re able to sort of give depictions of things because they know what certain entities are working on for the future of mankind.

I’ve wondered that for a long time, dude.

I really have.

27:55

But, yeah, that’s what I’ve been thinking about.

That’s what I’ve been thinking about this week.

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The Lost Art of the Video Store Run

  • The Atmosphere: The blue and yellow neon, the popcorn smell, and the crushing disappointment of your movie being “Out of Stock.”
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0:04

Welcome to Thoughts Off the Stem.

I’m Justin Barone, your friendly neighborhood pothead, and today we’re smoking some Rocket Candy Blunt by Wink.

It is 33.4% THC, 33.43% THC, with a total of 0.08% CBD and a 2.29% terpene profile.

0:27

It’s indica dominant, It’s pretty fresh, it’s tasty.

I’ve had it for a little while.

I’ve had all everything I smoke on here.

I’ve had it a little while because I basically, you know, saved up and created a shop in my house.

Not that I sell it, I just have that amount, which is OK because it’s Canada and having weed is illegal.

0:48

It’s nice.

So I wanted to talk about because this week, well this week, these last couple weeks, I’ve been like heavy into like true crime docu series and like true crime everything lately I have like my favorite shows.

1:04

It started with FBI true PD true.

They’re both on prime their TV shows basically about cases.

You probably know about most of them, but like they detail them from the FBI or the police’s side of things.

And from there I got into like true crime, murder cases.

1:21

I call it murder TV.

I’m loving murder TV.

But as I’ve been watching these things and as I’ve been like consuming an abundance of series, like obsessively, I have to ask the question, what the fuck, dude?

1:41

Cause a lot of these like murders and stuff that are on these shows the how do you not, I get like being a psychopath and stuff like that and being like super crazy and, and whatever.

But like how, how are you not terrified of getting caught or like being terrified and nervous when you’re on the stand or in a courtroom knowing that you’re probably going to end up getting caught?

2:08

Because like for me, OK, I look at that.

Maybe that’s because, like, I’m a relatively well integrated, healthy, mentally member of society.

But obviously I never think of like, killing somebody.

I would defend myself if somebody was trying to attack me, but having to kill somebody or killing somebody would be really hard.

2:27

I couldn’t even kill a bird that was injured on a golf course that, like, really needed to be put down.

So let alone trying to kill a human.

Now, I often think to myself, like, if my kids were attacked or if somebody, you know, broke into the house, like, would I defend it?

2:43

Yeah, I would.

I’d probably have a hard time not defending it, like, just standing there, I hope anyway, because you never know until you’re in that scenario, Right?

But I like to think that I can at least defend myself and be able to fight back if somebody were trying to harm me or my family, right, or people I love.

3:05

And then I’m watching these things and I’m thinking to myself, like these killers, for the most part, they jet.

Like, obviously they lie constantly.

Like, do they actually believe what it is that they’re saying?

Like have they repeated it in their head?

Like if you if OK, I’ll give a couple examples.

3:24

So there was one guy that murdered this girl who tried to get a ride home from him from with him from a bar.

I mean, obviously was a stranger is probably a bad move, but she was drunk and alone and she needed a ride.

Well, this guy had like cuts and and stuff all over his hands from like just absolutely demolishing her.

3:42

And after the murder the next day he just goes out fishing with his buddy like it’s nothing.

And you’ve got like all these Marks and stuff all over your hand, your big dude.

And to me, if that were me, I’d be terrified that somebody would would see the Marks and start asking me about them.

4:00

And then in my head and in my body, I would feel like crazy nervous.

I try to deflect.

I would, I would constantly assume that they think that I did something bad, you know, like I wouldn’t be able to just like put it aside and be like, oh, it’s just another day.

4:15

It’s fine.

I would be constantly worried about the consequences that were to come potentially right, Whereas these guys just seem to sort of like go on with daily life as if it doesn’t matter.

I can’t get my my head around that watching these dudes be like, Nope, it was just I didn’t do it and I wasn’t there didn’t No sure, I definitely drove her home, but like I definitely didn’t do anything after that.

4:39

It was just whatever.

Like you in your mind have this memory of complete and utter violence and chaos.

And you can sit there with a straight face and potentially no outward showing of nervousness, a complete lie.

4:56

Like you could just let that out of there.

You can just let that out of you and tell the cops.

Like, dude, I don’t know, to me, I’d be terrified.

Like you watch these guys on the stand because they show you like trial footage and stuff.

And you see them sitting with their lawyers and you see them on the stand and you, you notice like the first thing you notice is they’re always just kind of like, unless they’re a real psychopath.

5:18

But like, for the most part, these guys just sit there like complete poker face, you know?

And to me, I feel like if I was like, you could see it all over, it’d be written all over me, man.

You know, I don’t know how these guys do it.

5:39

I really don’t because I would be terrified.

When I was a kid, my buddy and I prank call.

My buddy and I prank.

We’re doing prank calls one Saturday afternoon and we ended up calling the cop.

And at the time it was right when we still had landlines, right?

5:55

Almost everybody had an answer.

Well, you had digital answering machines.

So like the phone company was providing the service for, you know, a, an answering machine within your phone plan.

And it was around the time, probably like early on where call display had just come up.

6:12

If you’re older, you’ll know this.

If you’re, if you’re a kid, you, you won’t know what I’m talking about.

You had a phone that’s hung on the wall and had a little digital display and it would tell you the number of the person that called and if the person to put there was if there, if the person had published their name in the phone book, it would show up above the number.

6:32

So you knew who was calling just like on your smartphone, but like on the wall and not in your pocket, you know, And I remember we were calling around just doing stupid prank calls like, you know, the whole, is your refrigerator running or is it refrigerator running?

6:47

Oh, yeah, you better catch it.

Ha, ha, ha.

And then hanging up.

Well, at one point I go to the washroom and my buddy and I, my buddy who’s doing this with me makes just, and we’re just dialing random numbers like, you know, whatever the area code was.

And then 7 digits after that.

And while I was in, while I was in the bathroom, OK, he made a phone call.

7:11

Now he started we obviously it starts off as innocent and then like it amps up and amps up and amps up until you’re finally just like losing it because you’re way too into doing it and you’re overexcited, overstimulated and you’re a kid.

You don’t know what you’re doing.

And I think we’re like 13 or 14.

7:30

And so he calls and he leaves this, like, really fucked up message, ’cause it was a woman’s phone.

And he started talking about some outlandish stuff, like how he was gonna like how he wanted to fuck her and all this stuff.

Like it was just not, it was crazy.

7:46

OK.

Well, it ends up that like a day or two later, my dad comes home from work.

Eddie corners be just outside of the kitchen and he goes, hey, just so you got anything you want to tell me about when you and so and so we’re hanging out together alone.

8:08

I was like, now why we play baseball when I play football rode our bikes.

What do you want to know?

He goes, well, I got a phone call from a person that told me that maybe you guys made some questionable phone calls to them and left messages go, Oh yeah, that happened, not thinking anything of it.

8:28

And then he goes, yeah, so here’s a problem.

She’s a cop.

Fuck, you gotta be kidding me.

So the just the like the 10th random phone number that we called ends up being a cop.

And that’s like the worst, stupidest, most like sexually obsessed foot like message that we left.

8:50

Now, granted, I did not leave the message.

It was my buddy that did it.

And I’m not like I did some other ones, but I didn’t do that one because that one was like, I don’t know, it’s way offside.

It was, you know, when you’re a kid and you just keep like egging each other on and you amp up and you amp up and you’re trying to say the most outlandishly crazy thing that you can say just to get a reaction from people.

9:13

Well, that’s what happened.

And it got to the point where we left a message on this cop’s phone and she calls my parents and calls his parents and explains what happened.

I’m sure she played the message which she was going to save, save and record it.

She was going to save and record it as harassment and keep it on file unless we went to her house and apologized to her.

9:36

So our parents, our dads, load us up into the car and take us over to her house and we have to stand on her porch and profusely apologize for being idiots.

So we do that.

But I can remember, OK, how like intense the feeling of guilt and shame and terrification of the situation and being terrified.

10:07

I felt like the entire time after, like even when we did, we left it, I knew it was like, you know, it’s kind of it’s like it’s risky.

It’s like, oh, no, what we get caught, what we get caught.

But for some reason, I was pretty sure that we were going to get caught.

So the whole time after that, I’m like in this constant state of like anxiety or paranoia that someone’s going to, you know, come tell me.

10:31

So when my dad came and told me what happened and like how he, you know, what she had told him, I felt a little bit relieved because at least with that then I like, I didn’t have to hang on to it.

I’m not good at holding on to like, lies or, you know, untruth.

10:48

I’m really bad at it.

It eats away at me.

It’s like the, what is it?

The the beating heart under the floorboard and that story.

I forget what it’s called right now, but that’s how I felt.

So when I’m watching these like true crime documentaries, these guys just seem like calm, cool, nonchalant, like they don’t really give a shit.

11:08

And I think to myself, like, how do you, how does that happen?

Like, you have to be severely emotionally detached from society to be the guy that’s like, yeah, whatever.

Like a couple of them, a lot of the times the guys would just deny that they did anything until the cops were like, so we have this as proof and we have that as proof and we have the.

11:31

And even in those cases, they’d almost all of them would still be like, well, you didn’t get the right guy.

But like, how do you convince yourself of that?

What, what in your brain gives you that capability?

Because I don’t get it, dude.

I can’t do that.

11:47

I’m terrified if I do something wrong.

Like I got into a fight at school in high school once.

And I remember I knocked this kid out in the middle of the playground or like, you know, the quad.

And as soon as I did, I just turned around and I walked into the school building and I sat down in the principal’s office because like, I did something wrong.

12:07

And I know that I did something wrong.

And I know that like, eventually, like in that case, everybody’s going to see it.

But I feel like no matter what I do, if it’s wrong, if somebody’s going to know, it’s like getting high.

Like they look at you and even if they don’t know you, they’re like, oh, he’s high.

And you get that constant paranoid thought of like, they know I’m high, they know I’m high.

12:26

It’s like that, but for, you know, crimes.

And that’s one of the things that I can’t, I can’t, I don’t understand about these dudes.

Like, obviously they have something going on in their brain where most humans would be like, oh, fuck, I fucked up.

12:43

They’re just like, Nah, I didn’t do that.

Like the guys got chopped up knuckles from, you know, getting like, like beating this person.

And he’s just like, Nah, they’re not there.

No, those aren’t cuts.

12:59

That’s my skin.

It’s always been like that.

Like they’ll come up with the most outlandish shit.

And then they get to trial and the next thing you know, they’re denying the whole thing and coming up with a cockamamie story.

13:15

Like I saw too where the guy ended up, the guy that killed the person was, I don’t think he ever admitted it, but it was like pretty clear and and like pretty cut and dry that he did it, you know, and he never said anything until all of a sudden trial comes up and against all his other statements, he starts blaming the person’s husband, you know, and just like out of nowhere.

13:41

And it makes no sense.

Like, how can you how can you concoct this kind of like this story like that and believe it?

Because like in his case, the time that he was murdering her and and him trying to blame the husband, the husband was wearing a Fitbit and the Fitbit like she perfectly showed that he wasn’t moving because it had showed him get up earlier in the night to go to the bathroom and then back to bed.

14:07

And then no movement after that till like the next day.

And this guy was trying to say that he he dropped her off at home and the husband came out in a jealous rage and like and killed her.

But that wasn’t what happened.

You know, like I don’t this this.

14:24

I would love to learn why someone’s brain is like that, Like it tell it like, you know how hard you have to try to believe that lie because you would have the events actually running in your head.

14:41

I guess at some point you create different, you know, created in a different way.

But like, I can’t fathom that because my thought process, if I do something wrong is like, someone’s going to find out.

Someone’s going to find out.

So I’m just honest, you know, I knocked that guy out.

14:57

I went to the principal’s office.

Principal’s like, why are you here?

I’m like, knock that guy out.

Probably going to have a talk with you now.

And yeah, I couldn’t, I couldn’t do it.

I would spill my guts.

But then again, I would never be in a situation where I would be murdering somebody.

That’s fucking crazy, dude.

15:19

Such as?

Fascinating to me, man. 84% of the US watches true crime.

I’d like to know how much of the world, how much of the world watches true crime?

Probably everybody.

It’s fascinating trying to understand why somebody would stoop to those lengths.

15:36

Like, I get that, you know, mental illness or something plays a part in it, but I could never think of, like, in a lot of the scenarios, it’s, you know, a husband kills a wife or the wife kills or a friend kills people or it’s somebody.

15:54

It’s always somebody close to you.

But I could never picture myself murdering somebody because they basically did something I didn’t like.

Like, yeah, it’s people just right to the end.

And then I’m always bitching about technology, though, right?

16:10

Like I’m always saying how, you know, it’s kind of a bad influence on society.

Well, in this case, it’s a good spot because when these people make up these fucking lies about shit and the events that happened and like trying to trying to create these elaborate stories to try and explain to somebody, hey, this is where I was and this is what I did.

16:33

I had nothing to do with this technology.

Your car, your cell phone, any electronic thing that you have, video cameras like home, you know, monitoring systems, you can’t go anywhere without ending up on camera.

16:53

So I guess it that way, but you would think that that would deter murders.

It doesn’t seem to if if somebody’s like ticked off enough and they’re in a rage, that’s what they’re doing for sure.

OK, I got to talk about this blunt.

17:10

I’m just saying I’ve been watching a lot of murder TV.

So, you know, that’s my take on it.

I don’t I, it’s baffling to me how somebody could just be like, Nope, didn’t do it and admit that.

Or I mean keep to that, even though all of the evidence ever in the in the in the circumstance points directly to you with no doubt like like these guys will have like the other person’s blood on them or on a part of their clothing or something like that.

17:43

And they’re still like, Nah, wasn’t there.

You know, like, I guess in life sometimes that’s good to have, but I can’t, I freak out at the thought of trying to have to like, you know, keep like a Christmas present a secret.

18:06

Yeah.

Anyway, I was going to talk about the blunt.

Sorry.

So that’s the first thing about the blunt.

This is what was it again?

Hope you’re joining the sesh.

It’s Wink Rocket candy.

And it’s a blunt.

It’s 33.43% THTHC, 0.08% CBD and 2.29% terps.

18:27

Karyophyline Humaline salinity and I’m too high to say this properly.

Selen, Selenidian, Selenidi.

18:44

I don’t know, it’s an S1 that’s the S terp one I can’t pronounce, but it’s a nice blunt taste.

Good.

It’s a nice relaxing high.

It’s a turn off your brain high, although I’m a little like, I guess a little bit head wobbly.

19:03

That would be bad for murders.

I would not be getting if you caught.

If I’m not going to tell you how to kill me, what was I doing there?

I was just about to say if you do a certain thing, you can.

Whatever, man.

I’m morbid.

Well, yeah, it’s a good point.

19:22

It’s not too overwhelming.

I’m trying to figure out what it tastes like.

I can’t really tell.

It’s smooth though, but it’s because the blunt paper is so strong.

So I taste blunt paper.

What is the blunt like?

19:37

Does it say?

Is it a flavor?

Nope, Nope, doesn’t say.

I don’t know.

I guess I would equate it to like a mid range cigar.

Like, not quite a cult, you know, cigarillo, but like, not quite a cigar either.

20:02

It’s got a nice feel to it, though.

It’s nice and relaxing.

Like I said before.

Yeah, I would smoke this.

This is a good blunt.

This is a nighttime blunt, though, not daytime because, like, I could have a nap.

It’s just all of a sudden running over my body.

20:24

Yeah, that’s good way to go, wink.

That’s a good one.

I recommend it.

20:37

Yeah, it’s flavorful.

You know what it is?

It’s a good You’ve been out fishing and you just got home.

20:54

You got your fish hanging over the sink and you sit outside, have a beer, relax for a couple minutes before you start cooking the fish.

It’s that kind of blunt so that when you’re doing up the fish, you’re focused.

21:13

You get quite a bit of focus off this.

It’ll definitely slow you down, though.

All right, that’s enough of that.

But yeah, I got to say I’m.

I’m now, you know, sucked into murder TV and true crime stories, docu series, documentaries.

21:34

I’m like 84.

What was it?

84% of the US podcasts are right up there.

People have a fascination with the darker side of life.

I guess people have a fascination with anything that’s controversial.

21:53

So any kind of like murder or going against the law or anything that has a potential for high risk of danger, that gets a lot of attention.

But that’s one position where or one area of life where technology to me is great because the technology from all this, from the technology that we have is the reason that a lot of these guys get caught.

22:21

Like I remember watching, I remember watching, I think it was a Joe Rogan podcast where he had a cop on that was that used to be dirty and spent time I guess in jail.

But he was explaining that before cell phones and all that stuff, if you had no attachment to a person and murdered them or, you know, whatever, then you would have had a easier time to get away because you know, there is no like find that guy on this camera on the corner.

22:53

But now or never get caught, I guess.

Yeah, back then it was easier because if you went to like a different town, nobody knew you.

You just grab some random person that you had no relation with, it’d be very difficult to be able to find you.

But now people still operate like that.

23:10

But like there’s a camera on every corner.

Like it doesn’t matter what you’re doing, you’re getting caught, bro.

That’s that’s how that’s about to go, you know?

But that’s how they always find them as technology is some some form of technique because you can’t get away from it.

23:28

Dude, it’s so tough.

It’s also terrifying that there’s that much surveillance and like we cannot get away from it.

That’s how society is now.

But it seems like it’s fair that, you know, most people want it.

23:46

They just want it to stop at a certain point where it’s not invasion, I guess, of privacy or whatever.

I’m so high right now.

Hope you’re high.

I hope you, I hope, I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

24:02

That’s where I cut myself off.

But those are my thoughts off the stem for this week.

Hope you enjoyed the sesh.

Thank you for sticking around.

We’ll see you next week, hopefully on thoughts off the stem.

Don’t forget to visit thoughts420.com.

I got the giggles.

24:18

I hope you have the giggles.

Subscribe to whatever you’re listening to.

If you’re still listening, share with your friends that think that they that you think would like it.

Whoa, I’m stoned.

Yep, Yep, definitely stoned.

24:40

Hope you’re stoned.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say.

So until next time, keep your lids low baby.

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What Makes a Good Budtender: The Heart and Soul of the Cannabis Industry

Budtender smelling a jar of cannabis.What makes a good budtender?

Have you ever wondered what makes a good budtender? In the rapidly expanding world of cannabis. The role of the budtender has emerged as an essential component of the industry. These knowledgeable individuals serve as guides, educators, and confidants for consumers. Helping to navigating the vast array of cannabis products available on the market. What truly makes a good budtender stand out? Let’s delve into the qualities and skills that elevate a budtender from good to exceptional.

How to Get Hired as a Budtender in 2026

In 2026, passion for the plant isn’t enough; you need the paperwork. To legally work in cannabis retail in Canada, your first step is obtaining provincial certification. Whether it’s CannSell in Ontario, SellSafe in Alberta, or BC’s Worker Security Verification, having these on your resume before you apply is the ultimate ‘green flag’ for hiring managers.

1. what makes A GOOD BUDTENDER – PRODUCT KNOWLEDGE:

A good budtender possesses an in-depth understanding of various cannabis strains, products, and consumption methods. They can confidently recommend products based on customers’ preferences, desired effects, and medicinal needs. Being knowledgeable and capable of explaining the differences between indica and sativa strains or recommending the most effective method for pain relief, is part of what makes a budtender invaluable.

2. What makes A GOOD BUDTENDER – PASSION AND ENTHUSIASM:

The best budtenders are passionate about cannabis and genuinely enthusiastic about helping customers. Their love for the plant shines through in their interactions, creating a welcoming and engaging atmosphere for consumers. By sharing personal experiences, discussing cultivation techniques, or exploring the latest industry trends, a passionate budtender inspires trust and confidence in their recommendations.

3. what makes A GOOD BUDTENDER – EMPATHY AND UNDERSTANDING:

The consumption of cannabis can be a deeply personal experience. Keeping this in mind a good budtender understands the importance of empathy and sensitivity. They listen attentively to customers’ needs and concerns, offering personalized recommendations tailored to each individual. If a customer is a seasoned cannabis connoisseur or a first-time user, a compassionate budtender creates a safe and non-judgmental space for exploration and discovery.

4. what makes A GOOD BUDTENDERS – PROFESSIONALISM:

In an industry as highly regulated as cannabis, professionalism is key. A good budtender adheres to legal and ethical guidelines, ensuring compliance with state regulations and company policies. They approach their work with professionalism and integrity, maintaining confidentiality and respecting customers’ privacy at all times.

Top 3 Skills Managers are Looking For

The SkilltHE rEASON
Compliance FirstYou must be a stickler for ID checks. One compliance slip can cost a store its license.
The “Vibe” TranslatorA great budtender translates “I want to feel creative but not anxious” into a specific terpene profile.
Inventory AgilityKnowing how to track “Live Resin” vs. “Rosin” in the POS system is a non-negotiable skill now.

5. CONTINUOUS LEARNING:

The cannabis industry is constantly evolving, with new products, research findings, and regulations emerging regularly. A good budtender is committed to continuous learning and professional development, staying up-to-date on the latest industry trends and advancements. Attending seminars, participating in training programs, or networking with industry professionals, a proactive approach to learning ensures that budtenders can provide the highest level of service to their customers.

6. COMMUNICATION SKILLS:

Effective communication is essential for a budtender to convey complex information in a clear and understandable manner. They should communicate with confidence, clarity and attention to the use of language. Maintaining accessibility to customers of all backgrounds and experience levels. Explaining potential side effects and dosage recommendations. While answering questions, in detail, about product potency. Is of the utmost importance. This is to say clear communication builds trust and fosters positive customer relationships.

Ultimately, a top-tier budtender knows their weed facts inside and out, keeping the customer educated and entertained while the order is being packed.

Exceptional budtenders embody a unique combination of knowledge, passion, empathy, professionalism, continuous learning, and communication skills. By cultivating these qualities, budtenders play a crucial role in guiding and empowering consumers on their cannabis journey. They are the heart and soul of the cannabis industry, helping to shape a positive and welcoming community for all.

Are you a “Terpene Specialist” or more of a “Compliance Pro”? Which of these skills do you think is the hardest to master on the job? Drop your thoughts in the comments! If you’re prepping for a budtender interview, share this chart for good luck!

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