Ever had your gut tell you “Don’t do it,” only to have your brain say “Watch this” and your high self say “Hold my beer”? Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem.
In this episode, host Justin Peron recounts the legendary university story of his first Gravity Bong (Bucket) experience—a literal “atom bomb” of smoke that resulted in a 4-hour blackout on a stranger’s couch. But once we clear the smoke, we’re diving into the deep history of cannabis. Did you know ancient shamans were buried with caches of weed 2,700 years ago? Or that the “War on Drugs” was actually a battle over paper and hemp?
Life is full of lessons, but sometimes you have to learn them the hard way. Whether you’re here for the laughs or the deep-dive history, pull up a chair, light one up, and let’s get into it.
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Stoner Moments, Buckets and Life Lessons
Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy
0:06
Have you ever done something that your brain and your gut told you not to?
Do just totally.
Ignored it.
Decided that hey.
I’m living in my world.
That’s how it goes.
And then after you did that thing, you.
0:22
Realized that life.
Was teaching you a lesson?
Yeah, I’ve been there too.
Welcome to Thoughts off the Stem.
I’m Justin Peroni.
I hope life’s being good.
To you because.
In this instance.
Life was.
Teaching me a lesson along with my.
0:38
Own stupidity, Yeah, that’s right.
So.
Have you ever?
Done.
I don’t know about you.
But I like smoking weed.
Have you ever done buckets?
Do you know what?
Buckets are.
So buckets are basically.
Like the?
Poor man’s super bomb.
0:54
OK, you take a bucket and you pour a lot of water in it, like.
More than a liter, you could take a 5.
Gallon pail and put you know.
About half of that of water, then you take.
A2.
Liter pop bottle.
1:10
You cut it in half, OK, You put some foil on top of that two liter, that 2 liter pop bottle.
You put your little cut up nug in top of that, on top of that and then you submerge.
The cut off part of the. 2 liter pop bottle into water then you light you make it so that.
1:28
The the bottle is full.
Of water and then you you light the weed.
And as you do so, you pull up the the the. 2 liter pop bottle and it fills.
With, you know, 2 liters of weed essentially.
OK then.
You take the.
1:44
You take the.
Weed off.
Of it and you push it back down into the water and it.
Force feeds you the biggest cloud of smoke.
You’ve ever had.
Yeah, that’s right.
So this one time in university my buddy and I we wanted to get some weed and we only knew one guy in town that wasn’t dry.
2:02
For that weekend.
So we decided what we decided to do was.
We gave him a call and then we went over to his house.
I’d never been at his house before.
Well, he was.
Kind of he.
Was a chef.
So what he was was basically.
Like the?
MacGyver of weed.
For our little.
2:18
Friend group.
This guy, he grew it.
He knew he had different.
Strains for different.
Times of the day.
He was like you’re.
He was like you’re.
How high, friend?
You know what I mean?
Like.
He was that guy that.
Just knew everything about weed and he sold it on the.
Side I shouldn’t say that, but he did it’s it’s.
2:34
Way past a long time ago.
And then and then.
So we went over to see him and then when we went to see him, he was in the middle of how of getting ready for having a sesh.
And he goes, hey man, you want to smoke with me?
And.
Of course we’re.
College kids, we’re like, yeah.
Absolutely.
I want to smoke with you.
2:49
So he he.
Brings out.
This bucket.
And I go.
I was relatively like.
New to smoking in like?
Such different ways.
OK, I was used to smoke at joints.
Maybe the?
Bong.
Occasionally, but primarily joints and pipes.
And he brings out a bucket.
3:05
Half full.
Of water and then he breaks out a 2 liter pop bottle.
No, actually it.
Wasn’t a 2 liter pop bottle, it was one of those big water jugs.
Like it just barely fit.
Like with a with a tiny little amount of room in between the wall of the bucket and the wall of the jug.
3:21
And he would, and that’s what he.
Used so you.
Were getting like an atom bomb’s worth of smoke.
It was as if it.
Blew up right in your face and you had to inhale the whole aftermath.
Good luck dude.
So he sets.
This up and I go, what is that?
And he goes.
Oh, this is.
Buckets I go.
3:37
Oh, buckets like it’s nothing.
It’s.
It looks like quite the science.
Experiment here, Sir.
And so he.
Proceeds to laugh.
And then so does my buddy because apparently my buddy done buckets before and they go hey you want to do buckets for?
Your first.
Time and.
I was like, of course I do because I want to.
Fit in.
Well, this is what happens.
3:54
OK, so he, he, he submerges the the.
Water jug into the water and he lights the weed and he pulls it up and it fills with probably.
What is like?
I don’t know, close.
To 4 liters of smoke.
OK.
4:10
And then?
He proceeds to say here.
You go and then he pushes the bucket down and I’m trying to inhale it and it just fills my entire head with smoke, like it was coming out my ears like a cartoon, OK?
Well, as soon as I hit it I started coughing.
4:25
Like a maniac.
Like a maniac.
OK, I think I’m going to die from lack of oxygen.
Him and my buddy are laughing at me because I’m an idiot.
And then as it.
4:40
All starts to wear off.
And I settle in.
I just look.
Over at him I go.
I’m.
Going to.
Be here.
For a while, dude.
And then I.
Proceeded to pass.
Out on his couch.
You ever?
You ever?
Woke up in.
Strange surroundings.
Wishing you had a safe.
Space.
We didn’t have safe spaces back then, but that’s what.
4:58
Happened to me about. 4 hours later.
I wake up.
Trying to figure out where the fuck I am.
Didn’t recognize the house because it’s the first time I’ve been.
There all all.
The people in the living room were different now.
Luckily I only lived like a block away.
My buddy had gone home.
5:15
I passed out on their couch.
The Stranger.
‘S house.
They started playing NHL Nine 2008 No.
Sorry, 2000.
And two.
With me in the middle of the couch, they just sat around me.
Didn’t matter.
They were used to this.
This apparently happened quite often.
So I woke up.
To a bunch of strange.
5:31
Faces wishing that.
I had some kind of safe space.
Or like a.
Safety room to go to.
I didn’t.
I had to get my.
I had to get my.
Sorry.
Ass up and.
Walk my couple blocks home.
It was kind of shitty.
So that was the time that life taught me a lesson.
5:49
The lessons there were.
Don’t do things.
You haven’t done in groups of people that might fuck you up.
OK, two, if you’re going to do buckets, make sure that.
You control the speed at which the.
Bucket goes back into the water and pushes the the plume of smoke into your.
Face OK, because if somebody else does it.
6:06
They’re going to fuck with you and.
They’re going to.
Blast that shit right in your face as if you’re.
Huffing on the back of a jet engine.
Yeah, that’s right.
Don’t let someone else control the control the mechanism.
You control the mechanism just like you control your life.
But yeah, that’s what life did.
6:22
Life.
Taught me a lesson there.
Holy shit.
It taught me that I make bad choices, that I hang out with Dick heads.
And you can’t trust anybody because.
Your friends will just leave you lying on a random couch in the middle of nowhere.
It wasn’t.
Nowhere but you know what I’m saying.
6:42
But here’s the thing.
There’s.
Always that one.
Guy in the Smoke group.
That’s like the.
MacGyver of weed, right?
And he can do.
Like if.
You don’t have anything to smoke with or a bong breaks or something like that.
He’s the guy.
That’s able to like.
Take all of the things that are around him and concoct the best smoking apparatus you’ve ever had.
7:00
And it made me.
Think to myself.
Why do we buy that shit?
No, it didn’t.
It made me.
Think to myself that’s a side.
Thought I’m high.
Hope you’re high.
Hope you’re.
Enjoying the sesh but it made me think to myself.
7:17
I wonder how?
Long.
We actually have.
Been, you know, huffing the huffing the herb.
How long has that been happening?
So this weeks weed facts are basically a a history.
Of how long?
Back weed has gone because.
7:33
It didn’t just now that.
It’s legal.
It didn’t just.
Come back and and be like.
Oh, guess what we found?
Weed.
No, no.
It was.
Part of our.
Society like a.
Long time ago.
And then it got outlawed and it got.
Outlawed because there.
Was a war between the.
The pulpit paper.
Factories.
And the hemp industry?
7:49
That’s right.
So let’s go.
Back in time for this week’s Weed Facts.
Attention cannabis consumer.
Attention cannabis consumer.
This week’s.
Weed facts come from.
A blog article.
I found.
At sapiens.org.
8:05
Archaeology.
Archaeology Dash.
Marijuana so.
I’m always.
Curious about?
Weed and like.
How long people have been using it and what they used it for.
And I’m sure that there’s a lot of you out there that.
Think the same thing so in this guy’s.
Article he talked.
About how the Paleo ethno like this is a big word dude.
8:26
Paleo, Paleo.
Ethnobotanists identified.
The a cache of.
Marijuana it was.
Where was it?
Oh, forget it, let me just read this properly.
8:42
I screwed that up totally.
OK, Paleo ethnobot.
Paleo ethno botanists identified a cache of nearly. 202 hundred 2 lbs two pounds.
8:58
Or 200?
I might have wrote that wrong. 2 lbs.
Of 2007. 100 year old.
Cannabis.
It was found in the burial.
Pit.
The burial pit.
Of a 45 year old man.
Who, excavators concluded, was a.
Shaman from the ancient Indo European.
9:15
I think it’s.
Gucci culture, not Gucci.
Gucci so.
Weed goes back to.
Human use like 2500 plus.
Years.
Based on the range.
Of chemicals and other analysis.
The research team found that the members of that.
9:30
Society, the The.
Gucci the the Gucci culture.
The Yeah, the.
European Indo European Gucci culture.
Cultivated cannabis for.
Pharmaceutical, psychoactive, or.
Divinity, divinity, divin.
9:46
Oh my God.
I can’t read today.
This is what happens when you smoke too much weed and get too.
Excited divinity practices.
In 2019.
An archaeologist work.
In western China announced another major discovery, the oldest known evidence of cannabis smoking by humans.
10:05
This was 2500.
Years ago and they uncovered.
A 2500 year old.
Brassiere.
I think that’s how you say it.
They were.
Little wooden vessels designed.
To create large.
Quantities of.
Smoke so they basically I think.
10:20
Had like it.
Looked like a wooden bra and.
You had to set like air 2 large holes or.
A large hole that ran all the way through it.
And then you had this like little dugout, kind of like a.
Dugout like a.
Pipe and you would put your weed in there, light it up and it would.
10:37
Just.
You could just fan it from Bull and just.
You take it right to the.
Face I’m not sure if.
That’s how you used it, but that’s what it looked like.
And yeah, so that and it contained, it contained in this thing, in this.
Brassiere they were.
Designed to.
Create large quantities.
10:53
Of smoke and.
The ones.
That they had found contained residue.
Of a highly.
Potent form of cannabis, suggesting that the plant was bare, was burned and inhaled.
That’s right, people were using cannabis as far.
Back as. 10,000.
Years ago trade.
11:08
Routes linking Europe and East Asia may have.
Increased the use of herb around 5000.
Years ago.
Because it started off as like hemp was a huge trade.
We used hemp for a lot of different things, right?
And then it also became, well, I mean it’s not became, but.
11:25
It was.
It was.
Widely used.
And it was used for a variety of different reasons.
The only reason that it was outlawed recently, like in recent years past that we know and we experienced was because.
I like I said, there was a.
Disagreement, A fight between the pulpit, paper companies and the use of hemp because there were a lot of hemp production.
11:43
Facilities that could.
I think they made what is it?
Textiles.
Is that the right word?
But they.
They were trying to become like the.
Providers of paper and stuff like that.
Because it’s much more durable Hem hem clothing is, you know, very uncomfortable but.
Paper and stuff it’s.
11:59
Great, SO.
There was a.
Big fight over that and then the way that.
They did.
It was politically.
They fought against it and had it, had it.
First it was.
Criminalized.
No wait, what’s the word for it?
I forget the words but basically.
12:15
What happened?
I am so stoned right now.
I don’t know what is happening to me.
I apologize, but there was a fight.
Over it and basically what happened.
Was we became illegal and then recently it’s become commonplace and for like regular consumption, but in 18. 50 cannabis was added to the.
12:40
United States Pharmacopoeia, a standard setting.
A.
Standard setting publication for prescription and over the counter medicines.
So we, even in the Western world used hemp and weed for a lot of different things for a long period of time before the, you know, before legalization or before it became illegal.
13:03
Fuck.
I’m stoned.
I hope you’re stoned.
Jesus Christ, this.
Isn’t this hasn’t?
Happened in a.
While for more than 9 decades the the pharmacopia listed.
Cannabis as an.
Approved treatment for afflictions ranging from neural.
Neuralgia to cholera.
13:20
For nearly a century, cannabis.
Use was legal.
And even encouraged by many in the medical field, even in the US in 1930. 7.
The US government passed the marijuana TaxAct, though this law did not criminalize cannabis outright.
Criminalized.
That’s the word it subjected.
13:36
The herb to a high sales tax.
And put in place other penalties intended to.
Curtail its usage.
In 1942, cannabis was removed from the US Pharmacopia and then in 1970. 2 after the.
Start of the Nixon administration especially.
13:53
Oh, sorry.
After the start.
Of the Nixon administration’s.
Especially futile.
War on Drugs Cannabis was listed as a Schedule 1 drug.
That’s right, those are your weed facts.
For this week.
Weed has been used for centuries, so it’s great that it is.
14:09
Back to being legal attention cannabis consumer Attention cannabis consumer.
Dude.
I’m so stoked.
I don’t know what happened, but I think I took too many hits off the thing and I was.
Having a beer and now next thing I know I’m just in a funky.
14:28
Spot.
I can’t.
Read properly the shit happens I guess, but again.
Life choices.
When you go against your gut, my.
Gut said Maybe don’t do this podcast right now.
My brain said no, we could do it, and then high and buzzed me said.
14:44
Fuck yeah, let’s fucking do this.
Dude.
And so here we are, doing the thing that I should have.
Am I supposed to learn a lesson here?
I don’t know, I hope not because sometimes I just don’t want to learn.
Sometimes I just.
Want to be.
I want to do.
I want to have.
Fun, right?
15:00
So.
When I be do and have fun, a lot of the times that has that comes down to enjoying and involving weed into whatever’s going on because the enjoyment factor with weed makes everything kind of like.
Pop up a.
Little bit, you know what I’m saying and the more opportunity.
15:20
That I had that I have for giggles.
The happier I am, and that’s.
The way.
I like to live my life.
So it always.
Makes me laugh when people tell me the stupid things that they did or.
The the stupid things I do.
When I’m stoned.
But they’re typical.
Things that happen when you’re a Stoner, like you cook food and you forget that you’re not wearing oven mitts and you grab the food out of the oven and burn your hands.
15:42
I that’s happened to more people.
I know it sounds stupid.
But it’s happened to more people then.
I’d like to.
Admit that I know.
Myself included so.
This week’s dude for real.
Segment is dedicated to those people that.
15:58
When they got stoned, did some.
Really high shit.
Dude for real.
For real dude.
So these are.
The funniest things that I could find online or that tickled my tickled my funny bone.
16:15
These are the funniest things that.
People have done after getting.
High and I found this at.
These dude for.
Real segment facts come from.
Trivia at trivia dot crack dot.
Com.
And the.
Article is called 32 of the.
Funniest things people did while they were.
16:32
High and they’re.
Basically just tweets.
And Reddit posts.
Of people that did dumb shit when?
After they, you know, puff the.
Devil’s lettuce.
This person went into a bar stoned.
And it was a club.
So they had to line up and then the bouncer, you know, and the whole.
Deal.
16:47
So this lady, this.
Person, says the bouncer.
At the entrance.
Of the club put his arms out to indicate that.
I should do so so he could.
Pat me down instead, I thought.
He wanted to hug, so I hugged him.
That’s some dumb shit I would do.
Give a little Peck a.
17:02
Little Peck on the cheek.
This is.
An observer.
Of I like.
Getting stoned at night.
I like looking.
Up to the stars, especially at.
A cottage, you get to watch all the stars and shit.
I love that this.
Person was out moon gazing.
OK.
And this is what they had to say.
17:19
What’s?
I was looking at the moon and I was just noticing the details in it and like, I guess they got really into it.
And I took a step.
Forward to get closer.
To see.
To get a closer look.
You ever?
Been watching TV?
And the thing and the T like that you’re following the camera and then you look.
17:35
Around the corner.
That’s not there.
I’ve done that several times, stoned or not.
So this guy got this.
This guy, I don’t know if it’s a guy or girl.
This person got super stoned.
So I got super blazed.
One night near the beginning of the of the pandemic lockdown and went.
17:53
Across the street to the drugstore.
To get some chips and and whatever else.
As I approached the automatic glass door, I saw.
A person standing on the other.
Side so I.
Waited for them to come through.
I stood there.
Waiting for what felt like an eternity.
I was getting frustrated like what’s?
18:09
Up with this clown and can’t they see I’m waiting for them?
Jesus.
Then I realized.
It was just my reflection.
I’ve never been that high.
This guy I’ve done this too so I can’t really credit about.
I found it funny because.
18:25
I also do.
This you know, this guy says.
I tried to.
Blow on my ice cream.
Because it was too cold.
I’ve definitely blown.
On ice cream.
Like it was.
Hot food, Have you done that?
I’ve done it.
I’ve done it a lot.
I do dumb shit this person says.
18:43
I was too.
Stoned to.
Listen to my partner talk.
But too awkward to tell.
Him so I opted to slowly and gently.
Rub his face.
With a new roll of toilet.
Paper instead, hoping it would distract him into being quiet.
It did not work.
19:03
I once petted a friend’s face.
When I was stoned.
We were talking and I was.
Lost in their thing and I just started.
I don’t know why I.
Just did it.
There was an.
Honorable mention in here too, and I didn’t put it, I forgot to put it on the notes, but basically.
19:19
There was this one girl at a bar.
She got so high.
She, I guess, forgot she was.
Paraplegic and she.
This is her words.
She says I I got, I got so high they were at a pub.
19:35
I got so high I.
I convinced myself.
I could walk.
And I was going to will it.
I stood up and the second.
I stood up.
I fell.
Under the table.
That’s a good ass weed.
I want that weed dude.
That weed, that weed’s the best weed.
19:53
Whatever weed that was that she.
Makes you think you can walk dude.
Dude for real.
For real dude.
So the moral of the story is.
If your gut says don’t do it, don’t do it if you if you think.
20:08
That like if you think you can get.
Away unscathed and you’re not going to learn from this experience.
Don’t do it.
And that doesn’t just have to do.
With like weed.
You know what I and I don’t mean don’t.
Do it if you obviously there’s experiences out there that are going to change you that are better you should do.
20:25
But I’m saying when your gut says this.
Is a really bad idea.
And and all of your being.
Is like I.
Should definitely not do this.
Like when?
I was doing the buckets.
I was watching them fill that thing.
I was like, I should not fucking take that hit.
I took that atom bomb, No?
Problem kapow and then passed out for 3 or 4.
Hours.
20:40
OK.
In a stranger.
‘S house.
So if you’re in that.
Situation.
Don’t do it.
Follow your gut but but but.
Learn before you take the action, you know what I mean?
Like if your.
20:56
Gut says I shouldn’t do that.
Learn that lesson before doing it.
Don’t learn the lesson the hard way.
Because it’s really not.
Worth it, and also remember when you’re trying to bug that next guy about the fact that he smokes.
Weed or whatever we’ve been smoking.
Weed for for.
Thousands of years.
21:12
Dude.
For.
Multiple different reasons.
And the most global one, I think and what I’ve read and what I’ve, what I’ve learned and heard and researched in the cannabis industry, OK.
Is that it’s?
Always been used as a medicine number one, It’s always been.
21:30
Used as like as as.
What’s the word for it?
Using it in religion, it’s always been used.
For that as well to to.
Gain enlightenment and the only reason.
That it was.
Outlawed.
21:45
In the 1st place was because of a.
Fight over making.
Hemp paper versus newspaper.
Paper.
I’m not.
Even kidding, you can look it up.
You don’t believe me?
That’s fine, but you can look it up dude.
So the.
22:03
The moral of the story?
Is.
Trust your gut.
Try some weed.
Have a good.
Life and smile a little even when you do dumb shit like when you can’t read properly.
Those are my thoughts off the stem for.
This week I.
Hope you enjoyed the sesh.
I hope you come back next week with me.
Justin Baroni on Thoughts off the Stem and.
22:21
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