Everything is Fake: Your Reality is for Sale

Justin Barone host of Thoughts Off The Stem investigates paid protests astroturfing the Manhattan Madam and Crowds on Demand with money flying in the background, everything is fake episode

Everything is fake: Someone slid into my DMs and asked me to have the CEO of Crowds on Demand on the podcast. So I did what any self respecting pothead would do — I went down the rabbit hole.

Crowds on Demand is a real company. Where you can buy a crowd of paid activists for $39.99 per person. Need a protest outside your competitor’s headquarters? Done. Need a packed political rally? Done. Need a fake grassroots movement with hired actors as leaders? Also done.

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The person who reached out to me? Kristin M. Davis — the Manhattan Madam — who is now a PR consultant rebranding scandal-ridden public figures for a living.

He claims he wants to blow the whistle on the fake protest industry. But he won’t name his clients. He won’t name his sources. And his company still sells the exact same service he’s supposedly exposing.

Here’s my take — when you’re whistleblowing you’re supposed to do it for the better of society, not for the better of your bank account.

I broke it all down this week on Thoughts Off The Stem. And at the end of the episode I’m asking you directly — should I have him on the show? Because I genuinely don’t think I’ll get an honest conversation out of him.

Drop your answer in the comments.

Research links from the sesh:https://crowdsondemand.com/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristin_M._Davishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowds_on_Demandhttps://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/concerned-citizens-turn-out-to-be-political-theater/2021439/https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-03-14/paid-protester-company-looking-to-hire-7-foot-300-pound-giants-for-intimidation-factor

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Everything is Fake: Your Reality is for Sale
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0:01
What do a Manhattan Madam and a UCLA graduate have in common?
Is it a conspiracy to use a little black book to blackmail prominent public figures?
Or, you know, is it a flashy night out in Hollywood where the champagne flows and somebody rides their nose through a gauntlet of desk moguls, only to wake up the next morning shocked that they’re next to an unresponsive lady of the night?
0:27
Not exactly, but it is as ick inducing as what I just mentioned.
Welcome to thoughts off the STEM.
I’m Justin Peroni.
I hope that life’s being good to you because today we’re talking about more craziness.
That’s right, more craziness.
So she is the CEO of APR firm for companies and people that want to rebrand themselves.
0:48
He is the CEO of APR firm that hires actors to join protests for wealthy clients.
The company is Crowds on Demand where you can buy a crowd of like minded activists at the economical price of 3999 per activist.
1:09
What are we talking about here man?
Even the happiest place on Earth loses a little bit of its luster when you have to insert yourself in the crowds.
Crowds on demand.
Really, there’s a few things that we should have on demand.
What we should have on demand is things like movies, TV, food, maybe emergency services, healthcare.
1:33
You see what I’m saying here?
And maybe just maybe, you know, on demand, a stiff drink or a joint at the end of the day to get you through or calm down all the craziness that you have to go through throughout the week, right?
And there’s a couple things that we don’t need on demand.
1:51
We don’t need crowds.
We don’t need lines and we don’t need, you know, fake warriors for social causes.
That’s right.
The person that I’m talking about that reached out to me is Kristin Davis.
She’s the CEO of think right PR Kristin Davis.
2:07
Let me just tell you a little bit about her.
OK?
Kristin Davis.
Kristin Davis, previously known as the Manhattan Madam, is a former Madam who is known for running a high end prostitution ring in New York City which claimed to have offered its services to several Hope high profile clients in including Eliot Spitzer, Alex Rodriguez, and David Beckham.
2:28
After her conviction for prostitution related activities, Davis ran a protest campaign for the Governor of New York in 2010 and was poised to run for the New York City Comptroller in 2013 before being arrested and later convicted for distributing drugs.
2:45
Now obviously all the facts aren’t black and white, but here’s the thing.
You’re reaching out to me to talk to your client or partner or whatever, right?
But like, your dealings are nefarious and by his own admission his business is is not what it seems like.
3:04
It is.
Exactly the problem in my opinion with how society is right.
Like everything is fake, dude.
Everything that we see, we hear is manufactured.
And this guy is basically like, yeah, that’s what I do.
3:19
I manufacture everything.
I manufacture.
Protests or protest the thing that we should be manufacturing.
I don’t think so.
I think the protest should be organic, should be filled with people that actually have a, you know, a stake in, in, in what’s going on, what they’re protesting.
3:41
I don’t think we should sign people up based on some billionaire saying, hey, pay some people, write some scripts, send them out there so I look better or so that company looks bad because that’s what he focuses on.
Now, in July 2018, Davis was contacted by the special counsel, Robert Mueller in connection with his investigation of Russian interference.
3:59
So not only was this lady, like, the head of hookers, OK, she was also nailed for distributing drugs.
Now, I don’t totally know what that means.
She says that she was just, you know, helping her friend find some drugs.
But do you really need to go to the street for that?
I’m just saying it’s a little bit nefarious, man.
4:17
OK.
And then in 2016, she, oh, so that was, sorry, I misspoke there.
That was just the end of the sentence after she she was investigated for the Russian interference in 2016 during the US president presidential election campaign.
Now, Davis did end up serving four months in Rikers Island for her involvement in the Spitzer scandal.
4:39
I don’t if you don’t know who Eliot Spitzer is, he had a really big prostitution scandal back in 2010.
It really kind of screwed things up for him.
Now, I do have to mention this because like as much as I’m kind of shitting on her and and you know, get like, I don’t know how you expect me to trust somebody like that.
4:54
I don’t know how you expect me to engage with somebody.
And again, and I’m all for second chances, but it just seems odd that your background is deception.
Your background is criminal and you want me to give a platform to somebody that is trying to influence social commentary or influence the optics of politicians, businesses, industries, product launches, whatever there?
5:31
It’s a very deceitful situation.
So you would think that as somebody like the guy that ran this company, you’d think you’d reach out to somebody that’s not in that kind of position where they kind of have to, you know, work around the fact that, yeah, I did some illegal shit first.
5:49
Like that’s going to come back to haunt you.
That follows you.
But I guess at the same time, it also makes sense because if you’re if you’re capable of running a high end business like that and do it illegally for a long time.
I mean, you’re you’re good.
6:06
You’re good at spinning things, aren’t you?
More than one, if you know what I’m trying, OK.
But yeah, no, I don’t know how they expected me to take them seriously.
I do have to mention, though, that she has done some good.
She actually, Kristin Davis actually is the founder of Hope House.
6:24
Hope House, OK, which helps women in need or women that have suffered, you know, domestic violence, anything, anything really, if they’ve been a part of human trafficking, which again, is another thing, like she didn’t get convicted of human trafficking.
6:39
But if you’re the head of the hookers, are you not essentially human trafficking?
Like, what are we talking about here?
Everything here is just all kinds of red flags, you know what I’m saying?
So she reached out to me to have this guy, Adam Swart, who is the head of crowds on demand.
6:59
Again, a thing that we don’t really need on demand.
Do we need a crowd on demand?
I get it, you want to watch a movie right now, but you want a large crowd right now.
That already seems shady.
Like anyway, she she wanted me to talk about the mechanics or with him, wanted me to talk with him about the mechanics of how crowds are mobilized, funded and and coordinated.
7:24
Is that really a thing that we should be talking about?
Shouldn’t we talk about the grass roots movement or the, the, the actual subject of the protest?
Shouldn’t that be the defining moment or the defining thing that is the reason for it and how to get those people together?
7:44
Because realistically, it’s a short conversation.
You’re going to tell me, hey, I pay people and I write scripts for people to go to protest and, and I make my client look good and I make the other guy look bad.
That’s really what you do, right?
And then you want to talk about why targeting specific, specific decision makers and, and, and concrete demands is often more effective than national protest spectacles.
8:11
You’re creating spectacles, you’re paying people to become a spectacle.
If you look up the stuff that’s the like the job applications, the, the, the jobs, the current available jobs on their website, the, it reads like a casting call.
8:27
It’s not like, Hey, are you good at, you know, petitioning or are you good at, at organizing?
No, no, it’s hey, are you 7 feet tall, £300?
Because we need an intimidating person to be at this, at this crowd.
If you’re not that we don’t need you, don’t apply.
8:42
Like, what are we talking about here, dude?
What is going on?
The other thing she wanted to sort of have him discuss was after organizing advocacy campaigns across the political spectrum, he focused on separating effective civic engagement from performative outrage.
9:02
This sounds like a lot of hokey, pokey dude.
It sounds like it’s the same thing.
Like, so basically the way that he operated OK was that whoever his client would be would pay him a certain amount of money and he would manufacture a crowd or a business to support what the high paying customer wanted.
9:25
Now, if you’re trying to be transparent in all of this, you would think that you would have a list of of your clients available or you would be OK with discussing what their needs were, what how you met them and what you did.
But no, no, he’s essentially keeping a madam’s little black book of people that have paid to protest and he’s lining his pockets for this.
9:48
This is a, this is, is, is a big part of what I’ve been talking about a lot recently.
It’s all about how the media, how people use the media, and how people use information to trick and deceive the public, sometimes political people into getting what they want out of them, right?
10:12
It sounds really bad like to me, I don’t know.
So I deep dove this and I looked into it.
I read some articles, I watched some news clips because apparently he’s been on all the news, right?
And he only gives you PR answers like, well, I can’t give you my, you know, when he gets asked about his customers, I can’t give you my customers.
10:30
But you are saying that you’re trying to turn a new leaf.
You’re not trying to do it the way that you did it because this company has been around since 2012, I believe.
And they started off petitioning people to say, Hey, I can make you look good.
I can make, I can get you attention.
I could do this.
You just pay me and I’ll send some people there to make sure that you look like you’re, you know, your popularity is through the roof and we’ll get you some attention.
10:54
Like it’s paid for.
It’s like, it’s like social media and buying subscribers and views and all that fun stuff.
Like it’s, it’s just, it’s just live action.
It’s a live action version of that.
This guy’s basically set up his own Hollywood studio for protesting it.
11:09
It it sits in, I think a very like it’s very close to that, you know, ethical and moral.
It’s not they say they work in the Gray area.
I say they’re just about falling off the Cliff.
That was the Gray area.
11:25
You know what I’m saying?
It’s this is not the way that we should be operating in society.
This is not how we should be doing the things that that we want these, this is not how we should accomplish progress.
I don’t think so.
Adam Swart, who is the CEO of Crowds on Demand.
11:41
This is basically what Crowds on Demand is.
Crowds on Demand was founded by Adam Swart, a former journalist for AOL’s Patch Network.
The company initially gained attention for offering celebrity the celebrity experience.
I’m doing air quotes services such as fake paparazzi and hired fans primarily in Los Angeles.
12:01
And over time, its offerings expanded to include organized protests, political demonstrations and publicity stunts involving paid actors posing as members of the public.
Now that’s a problem if you’re, I like if you have a product launch or something like that, I feel like this is a beneficial service because you want to get, you know, attention.
12:21
And I don’t think that there’s anything wrong with marketing a product and using actors to promote that product in real time or as live action, you know what I’m saying?
But I do think that if you’re protesting or you’re trying to get political bills passed or political things changed and you know, you’re trying to organize these things, I don’t think that you should have to pay people to go and do it.
12:51
You know what?
I’m, does that not seem shady to you?
Because that seems like the most shady to me.
That seems like a really big problem.
And I know that everybody that that in history, it’s always been done.
But now that it’s like it’s kind of out there and people are approaching others to sort of say like, Hey, we could do this for you.
13:10
And, and we’re starting to lose sight of what real progress is because nothing is real, dude.
I’ve like, everything’s a lie.
Everything is fake.
I basically assume at this point that anything that I watch or read is bullshit and I deep dive everything because I have to make sure that whatever I’m reading is and what I’m taking in is like, I’ve I got to find that middle ground because the middle ground is where the answers lie.
13:36
The middle ground doesn’t, doesn’t lie on the left or right side of these things.
It’s somewhere in the middle because everybody’s skewing everything for their favor, which is, in my opinion, horrible.
OK, if you’re trying to sell a product, product, if you’re trying to get attention to like social media, it doesn’t matter what you’re doing.
13:54
Everything is a facade now.
It used to be the movies, TV, you know, and, and entertainment was a facade, but we knew that we bought into it.
But now everything is from from politics to, to, to, you know, a new business startup.
It’s insane, man.
14:13
It’s absolutely, I don’t know, it seems to me that it’s very we have to watch out for this as a society, we have to watch out and determine whether or not what is being fed to us is the right thing.
Especially now where everybody is on the phone.
14:30
Nobody goes outside and talks to people anymore.
You watch it all on your phone or you’re out there recording it on your phone and you don’t know.
You just assume, Oh my God, look at all.
That’s another thing a lot of people like.
It’s all built on negativity.
It’s all built on shock and awe and, and, and, and riling up emotion, right?
14:48
So like, what are we talking about here?
I’ve said this a few times, but why are we trying to rile up negative emotion?
Why can’t we just be positive?
Why can’t loving somebody and having a good time, being happy, joking around, smiling, laughing, hanging out with friends?
15:03
Why can’t that be the thing that that that shifts public perception or shifts the mindset?
Why?
Because you need controversy?
Because we’re so ingrained and fed with it that we have to fall that we have no choice but to fall head first into that rabbit hole.
15:19
And then it’s, it’s also specifically designed to, to, to suck you in and pull you down like a succubus.
You know what I’m saying?
It’s I don’t know, it’s bad news.
Now some of the I watched, like I said, I’ve watched a few clips on this and I’ve watched a few clips of this guy talk and he doesn’t really say much of anything.
15:39
And if I were to have him on the podcast, I I have to have a few questions answered.
Not in APR fashion.
I need you to tell me things.
So I watched this one clip with Fox News where he was being asked like who his clients were.
15:55
Now I get you don’t no business wants to give up client information, but if you’re trying to transition from the shady, weird, creepy, you know, pay for play kind of kind of dealing dude, right?
You you want to sort of set the record straight and you’re trying to turn that you’re trying to turn that perception into a whistleblower perception.
16:17
Well, a whistleblower, it isn’t like it doesn’t go out there saying, hey, there’s a bunch of companies out there doing this without receipts, dude, OK, this guy had no receipts.
He’s, he’s basically saying, look, I’m just telling you, I did this for a long time.
My company does this and there’s there’s others that are out there.
16:36
So I’m trying to let you know that this is happening.
Well, tell me who’s doing it.
Nope.
He wouldn’t say he had he would not tell anybody who he has dealt with.
The only thing he would say is that he that he turned down, I think it was like $20 million to go against, to set up a protest or something against the Trump campaign.
16:57
Like, give me a break, man.
But the service now by, you know, news Network since about 2016 has basically been characterized like this as astroturfing.
Dan Schneider, writing for The Atlantic, said there might be some Gray area between offering a small token of appreciation to otherwise voluntary supporters and full blown thousands of dollars to prop up a struggling cause.
17:20
Seems to fit more squarely in the later category.
Schneider also noted that Swart admitted a a revelation that a campaign is paying for supporters is deeply embarrassing and he takes great pains to keep his clients identities a secret.
17:36
So this guy recognizes that what he does, and it’s not like his company stopped doing this.
Like if you’re trying to turn yourself into a whistleblower, like maybe maybe actually pivot to whistleblowing.
Like if you look at Julian Assange, he had to leave or she, I’m not sure anymore.
17:52
But the they, that person, Julian Assange had to leave the country and get out because he was in such danger.
Because he turned around and said, hey, here is the receipts, here is everything that is going wrong.
And on top of that, when you’re whistleblowing, you’re supposed to whistleblow for the better of society, not for the better of your bank account, OK.
18:16
And that’s what this guy is doing.
He’s realized that because of the sketchy nature of his business, he’s had to turn it around because I’m sure that people have like said, you know what, this isn’t cool.
And they’ve stopped sort of doing business.
They had stopped doing business with them in about, I don’t know, 20/15/2016.
18:33
His company was still there.
They were still making money, but there was probably a drop off, right?
And then he decides, hey, what I have to do is I have to turn it around so that people understand that.
No, like, I know what I’m talking about.
So he’s trying to position himself as the regulator of an industry that is nefarious, but he’s still doing the nefarious shit.
18:50
Dude, it’s really bad.
We don’t need we don’t need a crowd on demand.
That’s such a stupid concept to me.
Like anyway, a Washington Post columnist mentioned an e-mail he received advertising the company’s celebrity arrival service offer it, which they offered to politicians back in the day.
19:10
He says.
I received an e-mail the other day from Crowds on Demand and LA based company that for for a fee will send a bunch of team members to your event, stuffing the crowd with Confederates to make you look more important.
So this lady who was a Madam, reached out so that she could so that I could have her client, this supposedly UCLA graduate who his his background is in surprise, surprise, his background’s in politics.
19:41
OK, political science media, obviously.
So he understands how to get attention.
He understands how to frame things so that they, they get their point across right.
He’s, he’s got the basis for that.
19:57
And as we all know, it does it like picking a politician is, is picking the, the lesser of two evils.
Like they’re all, they’re all shady in some kind of way, right?
So now he’s supposedly trying to make this pivot to being.
This like white knight for the industry or or this whistleblower for the industry, but he’s not naming names.
20:21
If you’re blowing whistles, you’re naming names.
All he’s doing is repositioning himself.
And essentially, he says, he says that he wants to do this to expose the staged, staged protest industry.
OK.
20:37
The problem with staged protests is, is really in this, it’s in the general public.
I think most people can’t be bothered to protest.
Even if we align with the values of the protests or not.
We just can’t.
We’ve got the prices are too high, life is too expensive.
We don’t have time.
20:53
You know what I’m saying?
And I’m sure that a lot of people would love to make time, but they can’t and they don’t.
And then when they sit back, I think like people like me, I’m included in this too.
We sit back, we look at it, we go, that’s friggin horrible.
We should do something about that, but then we don’t.
That’s on us.
But does that mean that we should move into crowdfunding?
21:14
Is that really what we should be doing?
We should be on demanding crowds now to get it to get like, there’s no, once that protest is done, there’s no actual carry over, right?
They just do that.
They get their change and then that’s it.
21:30
Whether the change is right or wrong too.
Because you could just have a business approach this guy and say, hey, my competitor stock is too high.
I want you to go and affect it by picketing his building and then all of a sudden tank that competitor stock.
Nefarious, the great nefarious.
That’s all I’m saying.
21:45
Dude.
It’s fucked up.
Our society should not be at this point.
We are the most progressive sex portion.
We’re at the most progressive point of our evolution.
And this is still, it’s been going on since the dark ages.
OK with this.
22:01
This needs to be changed.
We need to change this.
We need to stop giving platforms to people like this because ultimately, when you say you want to be a whistleblower, miss, say it again.
You need to drop names, dude.
You can’t just say, oh, well, I know a lot of people do it and I’m not telling you who does it, but I know who do.
22:18
Who dos it?
You can’t do that, man.
This guy, when he was saying he was a, he was creating advocacy groups and staffing them.
The bio says this.
We create advocacy groups and staff them with suitable leadership.
What that really means, OK, is this is the, it’s the, it’s the literal definition of a front group.
22:40
He isn’t finding passionate citizens.
He’s inventing organizations out of thin air, giving them a professional sounding lame name like citizens for X or and hiring actors to pretend to be the staff or the leaders of that of that, that that business.
23:00
Like he’s still doing this dude.
It’s not he hasn’t changed his game plan.
He’s just changed.
He’s just trying to affect public perception again and his own.
It’s, it’s his public perception, like the public perception of him.
23:15
It’s it’s literally a criminals playbook, man.
You, you do your criminal shit and then you in inject yourself into society as a donator or whatever and and all of a sudden you’re kind of protected, right?
Like have we has no, have you, have you, have you, have you seen the mayor of Kingstown?
23:33
It’s basically this.
There’s a whole web, I’m sure around it.
And and there is, if you look all this stuff up, you will find a trail of deceit that goes well into the political spectrum.
You know, so he’s his bio also says he’s shaping mergers and acquisitions.
23:51
Now, normally that would mean like, oh, you’re, you’re being a liaison for companies to grow and build and partner, right.
So he says we shape large public Company Mergers and acquisitions.
Again, what this really means is if a company, if company A wants to buy Company B, Swart might hire people to protest outside company BS headquarters to take their stock price or make them look controversial air quotes again forcing them to accept a deal.
24:17
And it’s essentially A protest for hire used as a weapon in corporate warfare.
It’s all deceit and deception.
It’s the same tactics that the dudes in the manosphere use.
It’s the same tactics that you can use in social media to get attention very quickly and move ahead without like you need to have a positive message.
24:35
That’s what I think.
So the other point that he makes it, this is all in his bio.
You can, you can look it up at crowds on demand.com.
I think it is.
Again, I’ll put these in the show notes and I’ll put them on tots420.com in the in the blog that I write for the episode after.
24:53
But when other strategies have failed, this is what his bio says, amplify their message.
Often when other strategies have failed.
The reality is this means when the truth isn’t working, if a project or person is genuinely unpopular, traditional PR which relies on facts fails.
25:13
That’s when you call Swart to manufacture a fake consensus to trick the public or politicians into thinking there’s support where none exists and and effectively refocusing laws, refocusing bills, refocusing industry.
25:30
Both of these people that approached me to have this guy on utilize A deceitful tactic to engage the public.
She relies on her criminal past to create trust as an expert on corruption because she was a Madam.
25:48
It was a whole she was, she was involved in very high, high profile people and Eliot Spitzer being one of them.
He relies on creating truth through a facade of protest using fake crowds consisting of paid actors.
26:06
He’s trying to promote himself as a whistleblower, like I said, but this is not whistleblowing.
This is stepping to the left.
This is a dude, OK, that has recognized that there’s a major issue with the way that he’s being perceived and he needs a hooker or an ex hooker, an ex Madam.
26:28
I don’t know if she was a hooker.
I shouldn’t say that.
Again, this is all my opinion, OK?
And this is what I’ve found on the deep dive, all right, because I have to check into people that request to be on the podcast, but this is the bigger picture, OK?
He’s using a Madam to step to the left because she’s really good at facilitating perspectives, OK?
26:51
And he is also equally as good at interjecting a crowd to facilitate perspective.
We as a society should be worried about the fact that media, social media and all this technology are being primarily used as a negative push to get our opinions to shift.
27:22
We as people, creators, as part of the bigger group, the world and the human race, should be trying harder to put out good information.
Nothing.
27:38
Things that aren’t deceitful, things that if you’re doing entertainment, I get it, be fun, be funny, have a good time, do what you do for entertainment.
But this should not bleed over to the political landscape.
And the more that social media plays a part in this, the more that you know, AI plays a part in this, and the more that there is an advancement of those technologies, it’s just going to get worse and worse to the point where we can’t figure out what the fuck is happening.
28:05
And then people’s brain get mushed out, turn to mush, and the next thing you know, you can’t.
You don’t know what is is real anymore because everything you see is fake, dude.
Now I want to know if you think I should have this person on.
28:22
I don’t think I’ll get a good discussion with them because I think that if I ask who your people are and how you’re and if you’re a whistleblower, why you’re not telling these things then or at least the businesses that you’ve dealt with, right?
I don’t think that I’ll get, I think I’ll get an answer that is very much a scripted PR answer.
28:39
So I don’t see the point of doing this.
But I do think that there are some good things that could come of this.
I just think it should stay away from protest and political.
I don’t think that there should be a hand or a or or a price tag on skewing opinion.
28:57
I know that there is.
I’m not oblivious and I’m not stupid.
I’m just saying that it as a pothead, somebody that likes to smoke weed, dude, I saw through this right away.
I’m not giving you a platform to tell me how how you should be, how, how you can manipulate media.
29:13
You’re going to try and do that on here.
Now.
You can’t really do it on me because I’m good at what I do and I understand people and I don’t really take shit, but there’s you can’t give that that option.
You know what I’m saying?
Those are my thoughts off the stem for this week.
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Hope you come back next week with me.
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8 Disturbing Looksmaxxing Incel Culture Secrets You Need To Know

Justin Barone host of Thoughts Off The Stem podcast reacts to looksmaxxing and incel culture with Ken and Barbie figures representing unrealistic beauty standards

Looksmaxxing and incel culture have produced some truly unhinged ideas over the years — but hitting yourself in the face with a hammer to get dates might be the one that finally broke me. There are grown men doing this. On purpose. With an actual hammer. And they have hundreds of thousands of followers cheering them on.

I’ll let that sink in for a second.

Welcome to the world of looksmaxxing — the incel community’s full-send obsession with optimizing your physical appearance at all costs. And I mean ALL costs. We’re talking steroids at 14, crystal meth to hollow your cheeks, and a daily hammer session to your jaw because apparently that’s a thing people do now.

I’m Justin Barone. I’m 44 years old, I’m 260 lbs, and I used to be fit back in my 30s when I was about 185. Somewhere between Doritos and laziness I became what these kids would probably classify as some kind of ogre. But you know what? I still figured out that personality is the move. These kids apparently haven’t gotten that memo yet.

Let’s get into it.


What Is Looksmaxxing and Incel Culture?

Looksmaxxing is the practice of maximizing your physical attractiveness — and it started in incel culture. Incel, if you don’t know, stands for involuntarily celibate. These are dudes who can’t get a date and have decided that the reason is entirely their bone structure.

Looksmaxxing and incel culture are more connected than most people realize — the whole movement was born on incel message boards before it jumped to TikTok.

The movement got a massive boost from a 19-year-old content creator named Clavicular — and yes, that’s his actual name, or at least his online name. Braden. His name is Braden. I don’t know what we expected.

At 14 years old this kid started taking testosterone, using steroids, and by his own admission on camera — meth. Why meth? Because he thought it was basically just street Adderall. One derivative away, he says. He also took a hammer to his face every single day.

Not to bits and pieces. Just until it got red and puffy. Because he believed it would create micro fractures in his jaw that would heal into a sharper, more square jawline.

You know what else gives you a sharper jawline? Puberty. Which he was going through at the time. But he couldn’t wait.

This guy is now 19, has hundreds of thousands of followers, and allegedly earns over $100,000 a month teaching other young men how to do what he did. And somehow we as a society have decided this is acceptable.

I take partial blame. Not personally. But as a generation? Yeah. We dropped the ball.


Where Did We Go Wrong?

The looksmaxxing community and incel culture didn’t create these insecurities in young men — but it weaponized them.

When I was a teenager and I wasn’t getting invited to parties — and I wasn’t always, I was a chunky kid with a belly from eating too many Doritos — I didn’t smash my face with a hammer. Instead I went outside. Mingling with actual humans and correcting my personality in real time through real interaction was how you figured things out back then.

These kids don’t have to do that anymore. They can find a corner of the internet that validates whatever insane thing they’re thinking, and that corner will attach itself to them and grow. Before you know it you’ve got a 19-year-old doing meth for his skincare routine and an audience of young boys watching him do it.

I asked my kids about looksmaxxing. You know what they did? They rolled their eyes. Both of them. “Can you believe it, dad?” No. No I cannot. But I went deep on this one so you don’t have to.


The Weed Facts: Does Cannabis Actually Affect How You Look?

Since we’re talking about looks this week I figured we’d pivot to something actually relevant — what does weed do to your skin? Because if you’re going to take a hammer to your face you should probably know what your edibles are doing to your collagen first.

This segment’s facts come from Cosmopolitan, who spoke with dermatologist Dr. Karan Lal, MD. Here’s the breakdown:

FactorWhat Cannabis DoesThe Verdict
Testosterone & AcneTHC may slightly increase testosterone, which spikes oil productionCould cause breakouts in some people
Appetite & Glycemic IndexMunchies + carbs = higher glycemic indexAssociated with increased acne
Anti-inflammatory EffectsTHC is anti-inflammatory, may calm inflammatory pimplesCould actually help some skin issues
Stress & CortisolWeed can reduce anxiety, lowering cortisolLess stress = less oil = less acne
Skin PickingTHC may reduce itch and irritationCould help chronic skin pickers relax
Edibles & SugarGummies contain sugar that causes glycation — stiffening collagen and elastinCould contribute to sagging and wrinkles
Smoking & SkinSmoke sits on your skin and can irritate itExternal irritant regardless of strain
Dirty EquipmentUnwashed pipes and bongs spread bacteriaCan cause acne around your mouth

The honest takeaway? It’s not really the weed. It’s what you put in your body and how you take care of yourself. Clean your bong. Watch the sugar in your gummies. Manage your stress. That’s basically your cannabis skincare routine right there.

Oh, and I’ll say this — I’ve been smoking pretty regularly for years and I still get the occasional pimple along my hat line. I think it has more to do with cleaning your skin than anything else.


Dude For Real: The Looksmaxxing Terminology You Need to Know

This stuff comes straight from the looksmaxxing community and I genuinely couldn’t believe some of these are real terms that people use with a straight face. This week’s Dude For Real comes from Buzzfeed’s looksmaxxing explainer and dude — for real.

TermWhat It Means
MoggingDisplaying physical superiority over someone nearby
SoftmaxxingImproving looks through skincare, diet, exercise, grooming
HardmaxxingExtreme methods — surgery, steroids, bone smashing
Bone SmashingHitting your face with a hammer to create micro fractures that reshape your jaw
AscendingSignificantly improving your physical attractiveness. The looksmaxxing version of a glow up
MewingResting your tongue on the roof of your mouth to sharpen your jawline
The PSL ScaleA scoring system for facial attractiveness based on harmony, symmetry, and sexual dimorphism
Chad / StaceyHighly attractive man or woman. Top of the PSL scale
SubhumanThe lowest PSL score. The most unattractive. Literally called subhuman
Sub 5Anyone ranking below a 5 on the PSL scale — considered unattractive
LookismThe belief that your value and place in the world are determined entirely by your looks
Gesture MaxxingUsing humor to attract women rather than appearance
Femoid / FoidA dehumanizing term for women. Short for female humanoid
Hunter EyesAlmond-shaped, deep-set eyes with low brows — considered highly attractive

The system literally calls people subhuman based on their face. That’s not self improvement. That’s a cult with better lighting.


Looksmaxxing, Incel Culture and Why Personality Is the Real Move

If you’re not getting invited to parties — and I say this with love — it’s probably not your jawline. It’s probably your personality.

You can change everything about how you look. Get the surgery. Smash your face. Chew the gum. But when the mask comes off — and it always does — if your personality is garbage, people are going to figure that out. As a result they’re going to walk away every single time.

I’ve seen the ugliest people with the most friends because most people genuinely do not care what you look like. Instead they care whether you’re fun to be around, whether you make them laugh, and whether you’re loyal. That’s it. That’s the whole list.

Be that person. That’s the move. Not the hammer.

That’s the real problem with looksmaxxing and incel culture — it sells young men the idea that their value is their face, and there’s nothing they can do about it except suffer or smash.

As for Clavicular — I watched a bunch of his content researching this episode. He’s shallow, uninformed, and has a massive platform teaching young boys that their value is their face. That’s a failure. And it’s on us as the older generation to push back on that wherever we can.

If your kid is watching this stuff, talk to them. Ask questions and be present. Because we can’t leave them to figure this out on the internet.

Use a hammer if you want.

Those are my thoughts off the stem.


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From the Manosphere to Marijuana: Big Ego’s make Cranky Toddlers

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From The Manosphere to Marijuana: Comparing Tactics and Ideologies

From the Manosphere to Marijuana, what do a 1930s paper tycoon, the DuPont family, the first commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics and a modern-day “Alpha” influencer have in common? They are all fueled by the same thing: A massive, fragile ego, an overabundance of pride, and a scorned inner child who runs the show. In our latest Seshisode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re exploring the link between the Manosphere and Marijuana. We’re talking about Louis Theroux’s Inside the Manosphere documentary and connecting the dots to the “Great Hemp Wars” of 1937. It turns out, the history of cannabis prohibition and the rise of the “Taint”—sorry, the Tate brothers—are fueled by the exact same playbook: fear, gaslighting, and overcompensation.

The PeopletHEIR BACKGROUND

William Randolph Hearst
was an American newspaper publisher and politician who developed the nation’s largest newspaper chain and media company, Hearst Communications.

The DuPonts
Du Ponts have been one of the country’s richest families since the mid-19th century, when they founded their fortune in the gunpowder business. In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, they expanded their wealth through the chemical industry and the automotive industry

Harry J. Anslinger
was an American government official who served as the first commissioner of the U.S. Treasury Department‘s Federal Bureau of Narcotics

Inside The Manosphere: Ultra Masculine and Ultra Fragile

I recently watched the Louis Theroux doc, and like everyone else, I’m familiar with the ultra-masculine “women are only here to serve men” schtick. But honestly, It’s exhausting. These dudes are basically frat bros in the wild, uttering the stupidest collection of words I’ve ever heard while contradicting their own ideologies.

Take HSTikkyTokky—a name that sounds like a five-year-old’s favorite toy. Seriously it sounds like something that lights up and play sounds when you push it’s keys. Definitely not very masculine if you ask me. He preaches “masculinity” and says he doesn’t hate anyone, yet his content is a factory for hate speech and chaos. It’s all for the stream, all for the money. Young men following this movement need to wake up and see the parallel between the Manosphere and Marijuana prohibition: both rely on selling a false “authority” based on fear.

New Age Street-Corner Prophets: How the Manosphere Sells Insecurity

Their logic claims women are “born with value” (purely physical), while men must “create value” through financial wealth, supercar collections and a haram of women if they want. If you think a woman’s value is limited to anatomy, and men have no value, you’re a lunatic. Character is what gives us value. It’s what separates men, from boys, women, from girls and good people from losers.

When Andrew Tate brags about throwing a fight to bet on himself and triple his money, he isn’t being “manly”—he’s being a snake. These guys are nothing more than street-corner prophets in shiny suits, funding their lifestyles through the pockets of easily manipulated young men. Let’s call the Tate brothers what they are: The Taint Brothers. They are that smooth, untouched part of the male anatomy between the balls and the a**-hole.

They aren’t men; they’re boys starved for attention, protecting their fragile egos by degrading others because they never got enough hugs.

The ORIGINAL Manosphere

In keeping with this high level of self-absorbed nonsense, let’s look at how a group of old rich white guys successfully lobbied to criminalize marijuana. They didn’t want to make life better; they just wanted to protect their wallets. So instead of revolutionizing their industries and using or switching to more natural products, they lobbied congress to institute the Marihuana Tax Act of 1937. Instead of trying to make life better for the human collective they decided they needed the most money so, they said screw society, our profits are more important, and they launched a what would be the beginning of the war on weed.

William Randolph Hearst:

A pulp and paper giant worth $200 million in the early 1900s—the equivalent of owning the moon today. He didn’t want hemp competing with his timber. He couldn’t be bothered to retrofit or even change some of his pulp and paper mills to hemp textile factories, because as you know, white rich guys don’t want to give away a penny unless they get back 6. A little short sighted. Hemp is much more durable than paper.

The DuPonts:

In 1935, they released Nylon. Hemp was a direct threat to this new petroleum-based technology, so DuPont decided it had to go. Cause why use an eco friendly substitute, when you can use sinthetics to create what the natural world already did. Sure, hemp is a little more itchy but we’d have a lot less plastic in the ocean.

Harry J. Anslinger:

The first commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics. He was the original “talking head” bully, using gaslighting and fear to make a name for himself. Just like the Tate brothers, he needed to be the authority on something. He was probably just following the lead of the other two, but he bought their lies, hook, line and sinker.

The Manosphere and Marijuana: Gaslighting and Fear Mongering

When you compare the Manosphere and Marijuana history, you see the Anslinger Tactic in full effect:

  1. Create Fear: Print articles claiming cannabis makes you a killer.
  2. Divide the Public: Spew hate and lies to make something harmless look like the “worst evil imaginable.”
  3. Target for Assassination: Use lobbyists (the 1930s version of “bot farms”) to kill the competition.

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When Your Girlfriend Starts Throwing Out Your Crap

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You need terpenes that help anxiety, now that your girl has turned your space in to a “Penthouse” full of scented candles.

One day you’re a king. You have a queen-sized bed, a single kettlebell in the corner for your morning sets, and enough floor space to do some body weight squats and lunges to kick start leg day. It’s a temple of minimalist efficiency. You even have your original razor boxes neatly stacked under the sink because—let’s be honest—original packaging makes moving easier.

Then, she moves in.

Suddenly, your kettlebell is a doorstop. Your room has been annexed by blackout curtains and a king-sized bed that took up the last of your “activity” space. Your bathroom vanity storage space? Gone. It’s now a graveyard for 14 different lotions that all smell like “Spiced Rain” but serve no discernible purpose.

But that’s not even the scary part.

1. The Shower Wall Resident

You’re mid-shower, washing your business, and you look up. There, at eye level, is a matted mask of hair, clumped up, just… hanging out. You know it’s not yours. But it is a permanent resident of your new life.

2. The Nether-Region Garrote

You ever get halfway through your workday—maybe you’re in a meeting, maybe you’re at the gym—and you feel an aggressive, high-tensile tug? It feels like an invisible Bond villain is trying to reduce the flow of anything to the brains of your operation. Yeah there’s a hair wrapped around your balls bro.

Yeah, there’s a hair wrapped around your balls, bro. It’s the Invisible Assassin. Along with his buddy—the stray strand of your girlfriend’s hair hitching a ride on your caboose like a train-hopping hobo—it’s now flossing your “brown eye” like a piece of high-test dental tape.

Listen: If you’ve survived the Hair Assassin, you need to hear the full support group session on the latest episode of [Thoughts Off The Stem]—Click Here to Listen!


How to Survive “Girlfriend HQ” (Without Losing Your Mind)

If the sudden appearance of a vanity full of hairbrushes and girly stuff elevates your heart rate to 120 BPM, nature has a “mute” button. We call them Terpenes.

When your bachelor pad dies and your girlfriend starts tossing all your favourite crap, these terpenes help anxiety and you should look for them when choosing a strain to curb your anxiety:

Terpenes that help anxiety the invisible assassin

TerpenesThe Science
Limonene (The Paranoia Killer):A 2024 Johns Hopkins study proved that inhaling Limonene with your THC stops that “someone’s trying to suffocate me” anxiety.
Linalool (The Serotonin Shield):Found in floral strains, this terpene blocks serotonin transporters to keep your “rest and digest” mode active. It turns “Why is there a bar fridge here?” into “Hey, a bar fridge for my whiskey!”
Beta-Caryophyllene (The CB2 Specialist):It’s spicy, peppery, and hits your body’s calming receptors without making you too stoned to find the drawing of a wang she hid in your suitcase five years ago.

Myrcene (The Relaxation Foundation)
Increases sedation and muscle relaxation; helps cannabinoids hit faster. Earthy, musky, or “skunky” strains—mostly Indicas—are your best bet for a Myrcene fix.

How to Get Your Terps: Product Type Matters

Not all consumption methods are created equal. If you’re trying to outmaneuver the Invisible Assassin, you need to make sure you aren’t literally burning off your relief. Here’s the breakdown of how to get the most out of your terpene profile:

Product TypeThe Terpene DeliveryPro-Tip
FlowerHighest PotentialVaporize at low temperatures. High heat (combustion) destroys delicate terpenes.
VapesVariableAvoid distillates with “botanical” terps. Look for Live Resin or Full-Spectrum to keep the plant’s soul intact.
EdiblesLow (Usually)Most terpenes are lost during the infusion process, unless the brand specifically adds them back in.
TincturesConsistentStick to Full-Spectrum tinctures. Isolates are just the cannabinoids and usually have zero terpene benefit.

The Weird Truth

Relationships are weird. If you aren’t shouting “SHUT UP” at each other when someone sneezes or doing an elaborate mating dance involving one-handed clapping or dong slapping are you even in love?

You might have lost your floor space, but you gained a partner in crime who knows that if you’re happy, she’s happy. She’s just trying to make your space a sanctuary. Think of it like the Batcave—just pour some whiskey from that decanter on top of her fridge and ignore the floral aromas of your new blissful paradise.

Transitioning from a bachelor pad to a shared home is a wild ride, but as long as you’ve got the right Terps and a sense of humor, you’ll survive the “Invisible Assassin.”


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When Your Girlfriend Starts Throwing Out Your Crap

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Is your girl slowly getting rid of all your favorite crap? Do you notice that your home doesn’t look like it did a few months ago? Have you ever had to pull a 3-foot hair out of your ass crack before your morning dump?

Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem, where Justin breaks down the changes that take place when estrogen meets testosterone and your girl starts “cleaning up” your life. From blackout blinds and cupboards full of lotions to “Invisible Assassins”—those rogue hairs that hitch a ride in your ass crack and wrap up your nuts like an anaconda—we’re exploring why your bachelor pad now looks like a penthouse suite at a 5-star resort. At least she added a bar fridge and a decanter full of whiskey to appease the beast… or maybe it was just to distract him.

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But we aren’t just ranting; we’re medicating. If the “Relationship Change” has your chest feeling tight, we’ve got the Anti-Panic Playbook. We dive into the 2024 Johns Hopkins clinical data to reveal the terpenes that act as a biological “off-switch” for THC-induced paranoia. We’re breaking down the science of: – Limonene: The “Anxiety Antidote” that creates a safety net for your high. – Linalool: How the scent of lavender actually rewires your brain’s serotonin. – Beta-Caryophyllene: The “Pepper Trick” that hits your CB2 receptors to ground you instantly.

“Dude, For Real”: We wrap up with the weirdest couple habits on the internet—from the “Ball-Skin Flashlight” experiment to the decade-long mating dances that prove love is the strangest drug of all.Whether you’re dodging “Invisible Assassins” or watching your bachelor pad turn into a high-end spa one lotion bottle at a time, you don’t have to face the anxiety alone.

From the discomfort of change to the clinical science of using Limonene and Linalool to kill the panic, this episode is your survival guide for when life, your girl—and your weed—gets a little too intense.

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When Your Girlfriend Starts Throwing Out Your Crap

Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

0:07

You ever had just like a nice long weekend with your girlfriend?

Everything was was stellar.

It was amazing.

You had all the laughs, you had all the fun times, and everything was good.

And then she went home after the weekend and you’re lying in bed on a Monday morning, getting ready to get out of bed for work and wishing that you could have the weekend back.

0:26

Then you get in the shower.

The next thing you know, you’re washing your parts.

You finish cleaning your ass, you look up and boom, there’s a shower rat sitting on the wall face to face, looking at you.

Yeah, a clump of her hair.

She left it as a little token of, you know, to remember her by.

It doesn’t smell good.

0:42

Like, I like coming into my room or my bed after my girlfriend’s been there and smelling her.

I like that.

I like that feeling, Right?

But that’s not what the hair smells like.

The hair smells like dirty hair, dirty, wet hair.

And it’s right there.

It’s disgusting, dude.

Yeah, that’s right.

You ever had that happen?

0:59

It could be your partner.

I don’t know if guys do this.

I’m bald.

So like, I don’t really know what the deal is with the hair on the wall, but it’s been a thing.

And I should have known ahead of time because I I when I was at her place, I was in her shower and her shower smaller than mine.

So like, you turn around, you can only turn right?

1:16

Like, you can’t move.

Like, my shower, you could do.

Like, you can do activities in it, you know what I’m saying?

But in hers, you can only move her.

And I remember one time again, cleaning myself, and then, boom, shower hair just staring me in the face.

I did not know women do this.

Women take the hair that falls out of their head when they’re showering, and they put it on the wall so it doesn’t fall down the drain later.

1:37

Yeah, that’s right.

Welcome to relationships, and welcome to THOUGHTS Off the STEM.

I’m Justin Baroni.

I hope that life’s being good to you.

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Tell me what you think of this whole situation because I’m just trying to make you laugh and give you a little knowledge at the same time.

1:57

So I had this.

So my girlfriend was over for the weekend.

I found a shower rat in my shower and I freaked the fuck out and just about landed face first in the toilet.

Yeah, that’s right.

But how about this?

OK, how about when you get out of the shower?

It’s Monday, right?

So you get out of the shower, you go, you’re going off to do to work, you’re getting ready for the day.

2:16

You feel great, feel clean, you feel amazing because of the weekend and all that fun stuff.

Then about 10:00 AM, it’s time for your 10 AM dump.

OK.

And as you’re walking to the bathroom, you’re like, oh, it doesn’t feel so good down there, but I’m clean.

I don’t know what’s happening.

And as you sit down and take this dump, you realize that there is a hair flossing your ass crack.

2:37

Yeah, I’ve had that happen.

Have you had that happen?

Their hair gets everywhere.

Dude, you’re lying in bed, you wake up, hair in your ass.

That’s right.

So she’s got, so her hair is taking a ride on my caboose.

It’s like a hobo trying to catch a train, okay, And I’m trying to take a dump, but then I have to pull out this hair.

2:58

Now, luckily, the hair I noticed first, so I wasn’t pulling the shitty hair out of my ass crack, right?

But then I didn’t realize that sometimes that hair comes with a little buddy.

And that little buddy, guess what that little buddy is?

That little buddy’s a Bond villain.

3:14

And guess what he’s going to do?

He’s going to strangle the conductors, the conductors of that caboose.

Who are those conductors?

Your balls, your balls are getting strangled by a hair Bond villain.

It is not fun, dude.

OK, I was sitting there.

3:30

I this this happened to me.

I went, I went to take my dump, OK.

And then I felt like the the caboose was being flossed.

And then after I got that floss gone, all of a sudden I feel like a little bit of constraint around the danglies, you know, and then around the danglies.

3:48

What’s happening?

Oh, it’s being killed by some sort of international man of mystery.

And it was it’s it’s the Hare brothers.

The Hare brothers were trying to take me from the back and the front all at one time.

I mean, smart move on their part.

4:04

It’s two against one.

But let me tell you, it was not comfortable.

You know what the other problem kind of thing?

The one of you know what the other issue is with having a girlfriend?

They change everything dude.

My bedroom looked totally different a year and a half ago.

4:22

My whole house did for that matter.

But my bedroom definitely looked totally different.

So before my girlfriend OK my bedroom was a queen size bed.

Just some regular slap blinds, a whole area for activities where I could do cartwheels, jumping jacks, swing my Dick around naked, whatever I wanted to do.

4:43

And then in the corner I had a kettlebell and some weights.

Because you got to keep a little bit toned, you know?

Well, now my bedroom is full.

There’s no room for activities.

The activities have to happen on the bed.

Not that I’m mad at that, but I’m just saying there’s no extra space.

5:02

I now have a king size bed, OK, where the kettlebell and the weights used to be.

I now have, wait for it, a bar fridge.

That’s right.

Now, luckily my girlfriend loves me.

And on top of the fridge is whiskey cups, a decanter full of whiskey.

5:19

I think she put that up there just so that she could get me to have the whiskey so that I would forget about all the space that she’s taken over.

Yeah, that’s right.

Now, there’s good things about this.

Like, I mean, she’s in, she’s made a a huge impact on my life.

5:34

She’s influenced.

My room is more confident.

It’s like a sanctuary now.

It’s amazing.

But it’s also like a hotel room.

Dude, I have curtains.

I have blackout curtains.

Now.

Now, again, don’t get me wrong, I love the blackout curtains because it means we can sleep in later.

And I don’t like sunlight in the morning because I’m not a morning person.

5:53

But these are not things that I would would have done myself.

Have you ever had a girlfriend that just decides, OK, we’re changing everything?

She told me the other day she’s like, I fixed you.

Great.

Thanks for fixing me.

I didn’t realize I was broken.

6:13

Again, I love her.

She does.

She does a ton of stuff, but her idea of fun and it’s But this weekend was the epitome of it.

We’re sitting on the couch having coffee, just hanging out with the dog.

Then all of a sudden she just puts her coffee down.

She’s like, OK, time to clean, time to clean behind the stove in the fridge.

And now within 10 minutes, we’re pulling out the stove in the fridge and we’re cleaning up behind there.

6:32

That’s not my idea of fun.

My idea of fun is going out somewhere and doing some fun things, right?

No, we’re cleaning.

Cleaning is fun for her.

Organizing is fun for her.

One thing that I realized is that in your bathroom, if you’re a dude and you have a bathroom and a girlfriend, your bathroom is no longer yours.

6:50

Like none of that storage is going to be yours.

Under my sink in my vanity.

I used to have, well, I still do because, but it’s very, it’s minimal now because I refuse to get rid of it.

But I had the boxes for all my razors and stuff, like my head shavers and all that because I got a few of them and I thought this was a great idea.

7:07

I thought, you know what’s awesome having these is, is that if I ever move, I could just pack them into the boxes.

I know where they are.

I thought it was brilliant.

She she thinks that it’s stupid because you could just get more boxes.

I thought it was a good move, but now it doesn’t matter because all my boxes are tucked to the side and the back of the of the vanity cupboards.

7:26

And now I have hair curlers, Combs.

I don’t need a comb.

I’m bald.

OK, hair curlers, Combs, lotions.

How many lotions do you need?

Like come on now you have.

I had to put up an extra shelf in the shower because the the shelf that I had was not good enough.

7:44

And then my stuff got moved off the shelf to the floor of the shower.

Like all my shit is just, it’s my shit.

But it’s now it’s where the dog shit would be OK.

But again, I love my girlfriend.

She’s great.

She’s made a great impact on my life and I couldn’t imagine, not like having her around.

8:04

But everything has changed.

My house is cleaner again, not complaining about it.

But like I my version of fun is not vacuuming on Saturday evening, you know, or putting together like different shit she bought me.

If you’re watching this, you could see she bought me this display, my cabinet, because the old one I had, the thing I had in there before was crap and I know that.

8:25

But thank you for that.

She she does provide me with a lot of good things, but the amount of space that I have is definitely diminishing in my own home.

It’s being slowly taken over by her stuff.

So I figured since we have this situation and I’m sure a lot of guys go through this, I mean, girls probably do this too.

8:47

There’s got to be guys out there that, you know, take over space and try to try to fix the situation.

But I thought what we would do is because a lot of these actions that that relationships or people in relationships experience can be somewhat taxing and they can they can definitely like amp up anxiety, right?

9:10

So I thought what would be fun for this week’s weed facts is to talk about what terp profiles or at least what terpenes you should look for in your flower or whatever smoking whatever thing you’re going to smoke.

What, what terpenes you should have in there to help you alleviate anxiety, especially if you have, you know, social anxiety or constant anxiety or consistent anxiety, right?

9:39

So if you find that you are suffering from anxiety and your girlfriend is really pushing that anxiety, you know, level higher and higher by getting rid of all your favorite crap, OK, These are the terpenes that you should that you should look for in the profiles of your purchases.

9:59

Attention cannabis consumers.

Attention cannabis consumers.

This week’s weed facts are from canopycrossroad.com/blog slash Best terps terpenes for anxiety The best terpenes for anxiety relief I think there is.

10:16

There’s 1234.

So the first one is actually Lymanine, which surprised me because Lymanine is the one that gives you like those citrusy notes and scents and smells and, and tastes, right.

10:33

And to me that’s always been associated with like energetic get things done kind of a kind of response, right.

Well, this article is saying that limonine, well let me describe it first.

Limonine is the bright citrusy terpene found in lemon peels, orange rinds and many cannabis strains.

10:53

So if you have that that citrusy smell, it’s because limonines in there.

In a 2024 study published in Drug and Alcohol Dependence, it found that when participants inhaled vaporized deliminine alongside THC, their ratings of feeling anxious and paranoid were significantly lowered compared to just THC alone.

11:16

The study by Spindle ET al at Johns Hopkins tested 20 healthy adults across 9 sessions.

The researchers noticed noted that limonene selectively reproduced sorry selectively reduced anxiety without diminishing TH CS other effects.

11:35

According to John Hopkins Medicine, this finding provides clinical evidence for the entourage effect and suggests that cannabis products high in limonene could offer a wider therapeutic window for those concerned about THC induced anxiety.

So if you have, there’s a couple things here, OK?

11:53

First of all, if you have anxiety and you’re trying to smoke weed to alleviate some of your anxiety, you’re going to find that most of the time you’re going to have to look for an indica.

Even though there’s debate, excuse me, even though there’s debate on whether indica and sativas are actually things anymore for reference because of the ones that relax you, right?

12:15

So those are the types of plants that you’re going to find a lot of these terpenes in.

So that’s one of the big things.

No matter what, you’re going to end up with a probably indica leaning plant in in one way or another because it has to reduce, it has to relax you to reduce the anxiety, right?

So what you need to look for is strains with citrus, lemon or orange in the name because they often contain higher limonene levels.

12:38

Ask a can of Coach or your bud Tender about the terpene profiles when you’re shopping for the flower or vapes because they’re going to know which ones or at least the newer or better products that you can use that are more effective.

So the other thing, where was it?

12:56

I there was something that made that jumped out at me, the entourage effect.

So no matter what, a terpene is not going to do the whole thing, right?

A terpene is not going to be the the component of the plant that totally alleviates anxiety with weed.

13:13

It’s the entourage effect.

All the different things, whether there’s different cannabinoids, terpenes and and THC, those three things make up the entourage effect.

Essentially, you want to have for relaxation, you want to have, you know, a medium level of THC, something that’s going to be more of a body buzz.

13:32

Then you want to have like maybe a tiny percentage of CBD in there just to give you that, that waiting through water feeling, which is nice and relaxing.

And then your terpene profile, depending on the percentages of each terpene together with, you know, the, the CBD and the THC that makes up what, what will reduce your anxiety.

13:54

That’s what I wanted to say.

So the second terpene that you want to look for, which in my opinion is the better, is the most important one because this one is specific to indicas and making you more relaxed.

Linalool, it’s called nature’s calming agent.

14:10

Linalool is the terpene responsible for lavender’s famous relaxing scent.

It is also found in many cannabis strains, particularly those with floral or slightly spicy aromas.

So linalool you can actually find in strains like purple kush is good.

14:26

Most Kushes have have linalool.

You want you want linalool and and pineene to be up near the top of the terpene profile, meaning that they have a higher percentage in the terpene list because those are the ones that affect you the most in terms of relaxation and calming.

14:44

OK, so let’s see here.

A comprehensive review published in PMC found that linalool increases extracellular serotonin levels by blocking serotonin transporters, essentially helping your brain hold on to more of its natural feel good chemicals.

15:02

A 2024 study in Natural Product Communications demonstrated that inhaled linalool promotes parasympathetic nervous system dominance.

The parasympathetic system is your body’s rest and digest mode, the opposite of the fight or flight response that characterizes anxiety.

15:20

So again, these are the things that you want.

You want your, if you’re high anxiety, your anxiety is up because you’re in a state of fight or flight, right?

You want to, you want to alleviate that, stop that from happening and get that rest and digest level of comfort, right?

15:37

Because like, nobody wants to be all strung out all the time.

So research public, sorry.

Research published in Phyto Medicine showed that mice exposed to inhale linalule exhibited reduced anxiety and social interaction tests and decreased aggressive behavior, further supporting its I don’t know how to say this word anxiolytic potential, your potential for being anxious, it reduces it.

16:07

Now they just gave mice linolul.

But essentially, again, you can’t just inhale linolul and calm down.

Though you could light a lavender candle and over time you’ll feel some of the calming effect because when you get those terpenes hit the air and they hit your nose and they they get in there your brain sends gets that message and then all of a sudden the receptors flood and you start to start to find a a base level of relaxation, right.

16:30

So when you’re smoking weed you want to make sure that there are a multitude of components You just don’t want one or two things If you’re really heavy and linalool you may pass out.

There’s a lot of weed that’s used medically, especially for cancer patients.

16:46

Sorry that try to reduce the effects of some of their treatments and linalool can really null that out or numb that out and the next thing you know you you’re asleep on the couch snoring with the cat, right?

So what you want to look for in the in a linalool strain is strains that are described as floral, lavender or slightly spicy often contain they often contain littleool.

17:14

Many indica varieties are rich in that terpene, like I said #3 beta cariophylline, and this one’s pretty common.

It can be in a lot of different types of weed, but it is definitely common in indicas as well.

So it’s called the unique cannabinoid terpene.

17:30

Beta cariophylline is it directly activates your CB2 cannabinoid receptors, the same receptors that CBD interacts with.

Research published published in Physiology and Behavior demonstrated that beta cariophylline produces again this word anxiolytic and antidepressant effects through CB2 receptors activate receptor activation.

17:55

Because CB2 receptors are primarily found in the immune system and peripheral tissues rather than the brain, beta karyophylline provides calming effects without any intoxication.

This terpene has a spicy, peppery, woody aroma.

Think kind of black pepper or cloves.

18:13

So what you want to look for is strains with earthy, spicy or peppery notes.

Beta cariophylline is common in many popular varieties and is also abundant in black pepper, which people use to help counteract THD and THC induced anxiety.

18:28

So if you’re having like a green out or you’re freaking out, a lot of people say take some sugar, take, you know, smell some pepper and it’s supposed to ZAP you out of it #4 Is mirecine the relaxation foundation?

Mirecine is the most abundant terpene in modern cannabis varieties, often comprised, comprising more than 20% of the strain’s terpene profile.

18:52

It has an earthy, musky aroma with hints of fruit.

Research published in Phytomedicine demonstrated mirecine sedative and muscle relaxant properties.

The study by Doval ET al.

Found that Miocene produced motor relax relaxing effects and increased barbiturate barbiturate sleeping time by approximately 2.6 times in mice.

19:20

While studies specifically on Miocene and anxiety are more limited than the Lyman lymanine or little linolule, its ability to promote physical relaxation contributes to the overall calming effect of indica dominant strains.

Meyersine is also believed to enhance the permeability of cell membranes, potentially allowing cannabinoids to take effect more quickly and efficiently.

19:44

So basically it’s like the liaison between cannabinoids, terpenes, THC to the the affected area, your receptors to your affected receptors, right, to get a better quality result.

So what to look for?

20:00

Earthy musky strains, particularly indicas, again, tend to be high in mirecine.

They’re not all.

So you got to check and don’t confuse mirecine with farnesine because farnesine sometimes I’ve found gives you a headache.

So what you want to know about some of these picking a strain or what type you need.

20:20

So the OR sorry how you’re going to smoke it, not the strains.

When you’re picking the method of smoking, these are a couple things you need to know.

So if you’re going to different consumption methods deliver terpenes differently.

Flour offers the full terpene profile when vaporized at low temperatures.

20:37

Higher heat destroys delicate terpenes, so the hotter it is, the less likely you’re going to get the full terpene profile.

When you feel when you get that burnt flavor, that’s when you cook cooked it too much.

When you have that nice tasty, distinct flavor, fruity, whatever it is, that’s when you know you’ve cooked at the right amount vapes.

20:58

So live resin or full spectrum options are the better ones because live resin or full spectrum, they preserve the terpenes.

The thing you got to watch for in some of that is some of that the terpenes that they use in that they actually load into the the the product there.

21:17

It’s not always natural.

So double check that before you do it.

If you get a live resin, it’s, it’s more likely to be natural than it is If you, you, if you have like a distillate, some distillates they, they take terpenes in a bottle and then they inject it into the mixture so that you get that flavor and that smell.

21:37

Go for live resin or full spectrum.

Those ones are the better ones.

Edibles terpenes are often lost during processing though, and some brands add them back in.

Just like I was saying for the vapes, they do that for the edibles as well.

But I guess, yeah, when you’re when they’re cooking edibles because of the heat that you need and and the consistency of everything, you lose the terpenes.

21:59

Tinctures, full spectrum tinctures remain more to retain more terpenes than isolates.

So tinctures are good like different, different oils.

Like, I have a CBG oil that that really does have a distinct taste to it.

22:16

Yeah.

So those are the things that you need to know about what you should use for anxiety and what you should look for if you’re trying to find a flower.

That, or trying to find a product that will help you alleviate some of that anxiety as your girlfriend takes over your life.

22:32

Attention cannabis consumer.

Attention cannabis consumer.

Don’t get me wrong, I love everything that my girlfriend has done for me.

I just think some of these things are really weird.

It’s it’s terrifying waking up and then you turn around in the shower and you’re facing like a, you know, a, a matted mask of hair.

22:52

It’s gross.

It also has a bit of a stank to it because it’s wet hair just sitting there hanging out, like, hey buddy, what are you doing?

Just chilling out in your shower.

I do hate the fact that I don’t know if hates the right word, but I definitely dislike the fact that all my boxes are being made fun of.

23:07

I thought that was a good idea.

Dude.

I want to keep my boxes and we do weird shit too.

Like I watched I watched these TikTok videos and I see all these these girlfriends who sit and complain about their boyfriends or their husbands smacking their ass when they walk by walk by.

23:27

My girlfriend is the best for that because she gets mad if I don’t do it.

I could be in public doesn’t matter doesn’t matter where I am.

I could smack that ass that’s right, she wants it all the time.

She wants all the ass smacking.

Now on the receiving end of that she does stick her finger in my butt quite often like if I’m walking or I bend over to pick something up.

23:47

You got to be real careful because she’ll just stick that pointer finger right in that boop boop and see if I’m.

I’m assuming she wants her hair back, so she’s digging back for her hair.

Every relationship has their weird shit dude.

And this week’s do for real segment.

24:03

That’s right.

Guess what it’s about.

Yep, the weird shit that couples do funny and weird things that they do.

So here we go, dude for real, dude for real, for real dude.

So this week’s Dude For Real segment is brought to you by thoughtcatalog.com/january Nelson slash 2019/11/30 Strange things Couples do that will weirdly make you want a relationship.

24:33

So I picked six of the best ones and I’ve left one for the end because this one’s my girlfriend’s 1 and I was like, what the hell is wrong with you?

So in this one there is These are the funny things that couples do.

So one, whenever he sneezes, I showed aggressive as aggressively as I can shut up, to which he responds even louder.

24:54

You shut up.

This is this is everywhere they go at home, in public, it doesn’t matter.

It’s gotten to the point where I consciously have to stop myself from shouting at anyone else who sneezes.

Do you find that?

I find that, that when we do things like my girlfriend and I, if we’re walking down the street, we talk loud, we talk aggressive.

25:15

Most people probably watch us and think we’re fighting.

We’re not.

We’re just, that’s who we are.

This person said.

This is what she does.

She, she, she shines a flashlight through her boyfriend’s stretched out ball skin and the light really does shine through it.

25:34

I my girlfriend asked me a lot of things about balls.

Like you ever done the bat wing?

I come out of the shower sometimes waggling my Dick.

Apparently that’s the thing, a lot of guys do that.

So there you go ladies.

We’re If you have a boyfriend that doesn’t waggle his Dick, do you really have the right dude?

25:52

I would let my girlfriend shine a light through my ball sack.

I think it would be funny, this person said.

We have a mating dance that’s gotten increasingly elaborate in the decade we’ve been together.

So the examples are slapping one’s own butt, doing the little horsey ride right, moving one’s arms like a Choo Choo train, and A1 handed clapping.

26:17

I don’t know how they do that.

I clap my neck, but I wouldn’t clap with my hand.

I would just slap my Dong against my leg.

Flat, flat, flat.

It’s like a guy’s version of twerking.

This person says #4 see, listens to his weird tummy sounds and then vocalizes them very loudly.

26:38

So I’m, I’m guessing because my girlfriend and I also do this, I put my head on her stomach and then you hear, you know, like it’s, that’s got to be a couple thing.

I feel like there’s a lot of people that probably do that.

We also compare like if sometimes you’ll hear my stomach do something and you’ll sometimes hear her stomach do something and then we’re like, do you hear it?

26:59

Do you hear it?

Do you hear that go.

And then we ask each other if we have farts and I squeeze her like ketchup #5 we often they off these people often stand in each other’s way for no reason other than to be annoying.

So like, I’m at you’re walking down the hall and they just step.

27:16

I do that.

I do that all the time.

If my girlfriend’s pissed off at me, I stand in front of her.

I don’t let her go anywhere.

That’s right, a kidnapper in space.

Now this one, this one is a little weird.

This one’s number six a penis drawings, this guy says.

27:32

I don’t remember who started it, but we hide the same penis drawing for the other one to find.

She put it in my suitcase when I went away on a hunting trip with my buddies, and I had to explain why I had a crudely drawn Wang on a sheet of notebook paper packed with my socks.

27:48

When I returned, I hit it in the bottom of her underwear drawer and it took her a few months to find it.

She then hit it somewhere and I haven’t found it yet.

That was five years ago.

She told me.

I’ll find it.

I’ll find it eventually, but I’m afraid of where it might be.

I have to.

I’ve told her that if she dies before me, she’s getting buried with it and I win.

28:09

I like that guy.

That guy nailed it.

My girlfriend’s weird thing is she likes to Watch Dogs poop.

Yep, make full contact.

Full eye contact baby.

That’s right, just just watching it.

It’s weird.

I caught her doing it the other day when she was staring out the back window.

28:27

Dude for real dude.

For real for real dude.

So the moral of the story for this week is pretty simple.

If your girlfriend improves your life, wash that anxiety away with some good solid indica weed and just let her do her thing.

28:44

Because no matter what, she’s going to make your life better.

Because let’s be honest, we’re dudes.

Most of us are dirty, lazy, and we don’t do a whole lot.

So if she’s making an impact on your life, that’s positive.

Let her have her things.

Let her take over your spaces.

29:01

That’s just the way it goes.

And that’s, I think a good part to a healthy relationship.

And those are my thoughts off the stem for this week.

I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

I would come back next week with me, Justin Peroni on thoughts off the stem.

If you enjoyed the sesh, subscribe, like share, tell your friends.

29:17

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My First Time Using A Gravity Bong: High Lessons

Justin Barone of TOTS podcast sharing High Lessons and gravity bong stoner stories.

The Gravity Bong: A DIY Masterpiece (and My Biggest Fail)

Whether you call it a Gravity Bong, a Bucket, or a ‘Geeb,’ this DIY stoner invention is a rite of passage. But as I learned the hard way, water pressure doesn’t care about your plans. Before we dive into the 2,700-year history of weed, let’s talk about the ‘High Lesson’ that left me waking up on a stranger’s couch.

Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem! Today, we taking a trip down memory lane and sharing my first experience with “Buckets”. That’s right we’re talking about the time I hit that DIY atom bomb of a bong. Where the amount of clouds you have to inhale force their way out your ears like a cartoon and the unexpected Life Lessons that revealed themselves in that moment. Then we’re laughing at some of the more absurd but hilarious Stoner Moments from people online. We’re not just talking about getting high; we’re talking about the lessons that only come from those truly elevated perspectives.

The Bucket that started it all…

My very first experience with a gravity bucket wasn’t just a stoner moment—it was a full-blown initiation into another dimension. It was college, a time for exploration and, in my case, a distinct lack of proper planning.

  • The Scenario: A makeshift bucket in a cramped dorm room.
  • The Moment: Taking the rip, and immediately realizing I’d bit off way more than I could chew.
  • The Fail: Waking up hours later, not in my bed, not in a friend’s bed, but passed out on a total stranger’s couch in a completely different building. The lesson here? Know your limits, and maybe always have a wingman when trying something new.

What is a “Bucket”?

For those new to the game, a “Bucket” (also known as a Gravity Bong) is the ultimate Stoner MacGyver creation. It uses water pressure and gravity to create a vacuum that pulls a massive, concentrated cloud of smoke into a chamber (usually a 2-liter bottle). You then push the chamber down, using water pressure to force that smoke directly into your lungs. It’s effective, it’s intense, and as I learned, it requires a certain level of respect.

Weed Facts: A History of MacGyvering (2,700 Years & Counting)

You think building a bucket from a soda bottle is impressive? As I discuss in this episode, humans have been MacGyvering weed accessories for centuries. The fascinating History of Weed is filled with innovative ways people have utilized this plant for medicine, spiritual practices, and, yes, getting incredibly high.

the Historythe findings
The Shaman’s Secret (2,700 Years Ago)Paleoethnobotanists discovered nearly two pounds of 2,700-year-old cannabis in the burial pit of an ancient Gūshī shaman in China. This wasn’t for rope—analyses concluded this ancient society was already cultivating cannabis for psychoactive and divinatory purposes.
The Oldest Bong? (2,500 Years Ago)In 2019, archaeologists uncovered 2,500-year-old braziers—vessels designed to burn large quantities of cannabis—which contained potent residues. This proves people were actively burning and inhaling the plant for its effects centuries before the first gravity bucket was made.
The Global History:Humans were using cannabis 10,000 years ago, and trade routes linking Europe and East Asia likely increased its usage 5,000 years ago. From being an approved medicine in the U.S. Pharmacopeia in 1850 to the futile start of the “War on Drugs” in 1972, the story of this plant is one of invention and innovation.
January 2026 Resurrected EnzymesScientists “revived” ancient THC enzymes in a lab.

Dude, for Real: The Funniest Things People Do High

To wrap up this signature “High Lessons” launch, we’re looking at the hilarious side of those Stoner Moments. Waking up on a stranger’s couch is just the tip of the iceberg!

Check out this amazing list of 32 of the Funniest Things People Did While They Were High, which highlights the kind of creative-but-clumsy genius that only comes from a truly elevated state. From trying to “un-bake” a cake to getting caught in a complex conversation with a houseplants, these stories are the definition of a “High Lesson”.

What’s Your Biggest Stoner Moment?

The history of cannabis shows that we’ve been finding “High Lessons” in this plant for thousands of years. Whether it’s an ancient shaman in China or a college student on a stranger’s couch, the journey of discovery never really ends. These Stoner Moments are more than just funny stories—they are the building blocks of the Life Lessons we share here on Buckets.

Now, I want to hear from you. We’ve all had those moments where things didn’t go quite as planned, but we came out the other side with a great story (and maybe a little more wisdom).

What was your very first “MacGyver” moment—did you build a classic bucket, or were you more of an apple-pipe architect? Let’s hear your most creative (or disastrous) inventions in the comments below! If this story reminded you of a certain someone, share it with your favorite ‘engineering’ buddy!

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Stoner Moments, Buckets and Life Lessons

Cartoon illustration of Justin Barone from Thoughts Off The Stem podcast giving a thumbs up. The text "HIGH LESSONS" appears in bold yellow letters against a green and cosmic purple background. A bucket labeled "BUCKET" holds a history book and timeline scroll.

Ever had your gut tell you “Don’t do it,” only to have your brain say “Watch this” and your high self say “Hold my beer”? Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem.

In this episode, host Justin Peron recounts the legendary university story of his first Gravity Bong (Bucket) experience—a literal “atom bomb” of smoke that resulted in a 4-hour blackout on a stranger’s couch. But once we clear the smoke, we’re diving into the deep history of cannabis. Did you know ancient shamans were buried with caches of weed 2,700 years ago? Or that the “War on Drugs” was actually a battle over paper and hemp?

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  • High Lesson: Why you should never let someone else control the “mechanism” of your life (or your bong).
  • Ancient Weed Facts: Exploring 10,000 years of human cannabis use, from ancient Chinese braziers to the US Pharmacopeia.
  • The Paper vs. Hemp Conspiracy: The real reason cannabis became a Schedule I drug.
  • Dude, For Real?: A breakdown of the funniest “high-atry” stories—including the girl who convinced herself she could walk and the person who tried to blow on their ice cream because it was “too hot.”

Life is full of lessons, but sometimes you have to learn them the hard way. Whether you’re here for the laughs or the deep-dive history, pull up a chair, light one up, and let’s get into it.

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Stoner Moments, Buckets and Life Lessons

Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

0:06

Have you ever done something that your brain and your gut told you not to?

Do just totally.

Ignored it.

Decided that hey.

I’m living in my world.

That’s how it goes.

And then after you did that thing, you.

0:22

Realized that life.

Was teaching you a lesson?

Yeah, I’ve been there too.

Welcome to Thoughts off the Stem.

I’m Justin Peroni.

I hope life’s being good.

To you because.

In this instance.

Life was.

Teaching me a lesson along with my.

0:38

Own stupidity, Yeah, that’s right.

So.

Have you ever?

Done.

I don’t know about you.

But I like smoking weed.

Have you ever done buckets?

Do you know what?

Buckets are.

So buckets are basically.

Like the?

Poor man’s super bomb.

0:54

OK, you take a bucket and you pour a lot of water in it, like.

More than a liter, you could take a 5.

Gallon pail and put you know.

About half of that of water, then you take.

A2.

Liter pop bottle.

1:10

You cut it in half, OK, You put some foil on top of that two liter, that 2 liter pop bottle.

You put your little cut up nug in top of that, on top of that and then you submerge.

The cut off part of the. 2 liter pop bottle into water then you light you make it so that.

1:28

The the bottle is full.

Of water and then you you light the weed.

And as you do so, you pull up the the the. 2 liter pop bottle and it fills.

With, you know, 2 liters of weed essentially.

OK then.

You take the.

1:44

You take the.

Weed off.

Of it and you push it back down into the water and it.

Force feeds you the biggest cloud of smoke.

You’ve ever had.

Yeah, that’s right.

So this one time in university my buddy and I we wanted to get some weed and we only knew one guy in town that wasn’t dry.

2:02

For that weekend.

So we decided what we decided to do was.

We gave him a call and then we went over to his house.

I’d never been at his house before.

Well, he was.

Kind of he.

Was a chef.

So what he was was basically.

Like the?

MacGyver of weed.

For our little.

2:18

Friend group.

This guy, he grew it.

He knew he had different.

Strains for different.

Times of the day.

He was like you’re.

He was like you’re.

How high, friend?

You know what I mean?

Like.

He was that guy that.

Just knew everything about weed and he sold it on the.

Side I shouldn’t say that, but he did it’s it’s.

2:34

Way past a long time ago.

And then and then.

So we went over to see him and then when we went to see him, he was in the middle of how of getting ready for having a sesh.

And he goes, hey man, you want to smoke with me?

And.

Of course we’re.

College kids, we’re like, yeah.

Absolutely.

I want to smoke with you.

2:49

So he he.

Brings out.

This bucket.

And I go.

I was relatively like.

New to smoking in like?

Such different ways.

OK, I was used to smoke at joints.

Maybe the?

Bong.

Occasionally, but primarily joints and pipes.

And he brings out a bucket.

3:05

Half full.

Of water and then he breaks out a 2 liter pop bottle.

No, actually it.

Wasn’t a 2 liter pop bottle, it was one of those big water jugs.

Like it just barely fit.

Like with a with a tiny little amount of room in between the wall of the bucket and the wall of the jug.

3:21

And he would, and that’s what he.

Used so you.

Were getting like an atom bomb’s worth of smoke.

It was as if it.

Blew up right in your face and you had to inhale the whole aftermath.

Good luck dude.

So he sets.

This up and I go, what is that?

And he goes.

Oh, this is.

Buckets I go.

3:37

Oh, buckets like it’s nothing.

It’s.

It looks like quite the science.

Experiment here, Sir.

And so he.

Proceeds to laugh.

And then so does my buddy because apparently my buddy done buckets before and they go hey you want to do buckets for?

Your first.

Time and.

I was like, of course I do because I want to.

Fit in.

Well, this is what happens.

3:54

OK, so he, he, he submerges the the.

Water jug into the water and he lights the weed and he pulls it up and it fills with probably.

What is like?

I don’t know, close.

To 4 liters of smoke.

OK.

4:10

And then?

He proceeds to say here.

You go and then he pushes the bucket down and I’m trying to inhale it and it just fills my entire head with smoke, like it was coming out my ears like a cartoon, OK?

Well, as soon as I hit it I started coughing.

4:25

Like a maniac.

Like a maniac.

OK, I think I’m going to die from lack of oxygen.

Him and my buddy are laughing at me because I’m an idiot.

And then as it.

4:40

All starts to wear off.

And I settle in.

I just look.

Over at him I go.

I’m.

Going to.

Be here.

For a while, dude.

And then I.

Proceeded to pass.

Out on his couch.

You ever?

You ever?

Woke up in.

Strange surroundings.

Wishing you had a safe.

Space.

We didn’t have safe spaces back then, but that’s what.

4:58

Happened to me about. 4 hours later.

I wake up.

Trying to figure out where the fuck I am.

Didn’t recognize the house because it’s the first time I’ve been.

There all all.

The people in the living room were different now.

Luckily I only lived like a block away.

My buddy had gone home.

5:15

I passed out on their couch.

The Stranger.

‘S house.

They started playing NHL Nine 2008 No.

Sorry, 2000.

And two.

With me in the middle of the couch, they just sat around me.

Didn’t matter.

They were used to this.

This apparently happened quite often.

So I woke up.

To a bunch of strange.

5:31

Faces wishing that.

I had some kind of safe space.

Or like a.

Safety room to go to.

I didn’t.

I had to get my.

I had to get my.

Sorry.

Ass up and.

Walk my couple blocks home.

It was kind of shitty.

So that was the time that life taught me a lesson.

5:49

The lessons there were.

Don’t do things.

You haven’t done in groups of people that might fuck you up.

OK, two, if you’re going to do buckets, make sure that.

You control the speed at which the.

Bucket goes back into the water and pushes the the plume of smoke into your.

Face OK, because if somebody else does it.

6:06

They’re going to fuck with you and.

They’re going to.

Blast that shit right in your face as if you’re.

Huffing on the back of a jet engine.

Yeah, that’s right.

Don’t let someone else control the control the mechanism.

You control the mechanism just like you control your life.

But yeah, that’s what life did.

6:22

Life.

Taught me a lesson there.

Holy shit.

It taught me that I make bad choices, that I hang out with Dick heads.

And you can’t trust anybody because.

Your friends will just leave you lying on a random couch in the middle of nowhere.

It wasn’t.

Nowhere but you know what I’m saying.

6:42

But here’s the thing.

There’s.

Always that one.

Guy in the Smoke group.

That’s like the.

MacGyver of weed, right?

And he can do.

Like if.

You don’t have anything to smoke with or a bong breaks or something like that.

He’s the guy.

That’s able to like.

Take all of the things that are around him and concoct the best smoking apparatus you’ve ever had.

7:00

And it made me.

Think to myself.

Why do we buy that shit?

No, it didn’t.

It made me.

Think to myself that’s a side.

Thought I’m high.

Hope you’re high.

Hope you’re.

Enjoying the sesh but it made me think to myself.

7:17

I wonder how?

Long.

We actually have.

Been, you know, huffing the huffing the herb.

How long has that been happening?

So this weeks weed facts are basically a a history.

Of how long?

Back weed has gone because.

7:33

It didn’t just now that.

It’s legal.

It didn’t just.

Come back and and be like.

Oh, guess what we found?

Weed.

No, no.

It was.

Part of our.

Society like a.

Long time ago.

And then it got outlawed and it got.

Outlawed because there.

Was a war between the.

The pulpit paper.

Factories.

And the hemp industry?

7:49

That’s right.

So let’s go.

Back in time for this week’s Weed Facts.

Attention cannabis consumer.

Attention cannabis consumer.

This week’s.

Weed facts come from.

A blog article.

I found.

At sapiens.org.

8:05

Archaeology.

Archaeology Dash.

Marijuana so.

I’m always.

Curious about?

Weed and like.

How long people have been using it and what they used it for.

And I’m sure that there’s a lot of you out there that.

Think the same thing so in this guy’s.

Article he talked.

About how the Paleo ethno like this is a big word dude.

8:26

Paleo, Paleo.

Ethnobotanists identified.

The a cache of.

Marijuana it was.

Where was it?

Oh, forget it, let me just read this properly.

8:42

I screwed that up totally.

OK, Paleo ethnobot.

Paleo ethno botanists identified a cache of nearly. 202 hundred 2 lbs two pounds.

8:58

Or 200?

I might have wrote that wrong. 2 lbs.

Of 2007. 100 year old.

Cannabis.

It was found in the burial.

Pit.

The burial pit.

Of a 45 year old man.

Who, excavators concluded, was a.

Shaman from the ancient Indo European.

9:15

I think it’s.

Gucci culture, not Gucci.

Gucci so.

Weed goes back to.

Human use like 2500 plus.

Years.

Based on the range.

Of chemicals and other analysis.

The research team found that the members of that.

9:30

Society, the The.

Gucci the the Gucci culture.

The Yeah, the.

European Indo European Gucci culture.

Cultivated cannabis for.

Pharmaceutical, psychoactive, or.

Divinity, divinity, divin.

9:46

Oh my God.

I can’t read today.

This is what happens when you smoke too much weed and get too.

Excited divinity practices.

In 2019.

An archaeologist work.

In western China announced another major discovery, the oldest known evidence of cannabis smoking by humans.

10:05

This was 2500.

Years ago and they uncovered.

A 2500 year old.

Brassiere.

I think that’s how you say it.

They were.

Little wooden vessels designed.

To create large.

Quantities of.

Smoke so they basically I think.

10:20

Had like it.

Looked like a wooden bra and.

You had to set like air 2 large holes or.

A large hole that ran all the way through it.

And then you had this like little dugout, kind of like a.

Dugout like a.

Pipe and you would put your weed in there, light it up and it would.

10:37

Just.

You could just fan it from Bull and just.

You take it right to the.

Face I’m not sure if.

That’s how you used it, but that’s what it looked like.

And yeah, so that and it contained, it contained in this thing, in this.

Brassiere they were.

Designed to.

Create large quantities.

10:53

Of smoke and.

The ones.

That they had found contained residue.

Of a highly.

Potent form of cannabis, suggesting that the plant was bare, was burned and inhaled.

That’s right, people were using cannabis as far.

Back as. 10,000.

Years ago trade.

11:08

Routes linking Europe and East Asia may have.

Increased the use of herb around 5000.

Years ago.

Because it started off as like hemp was a huge trade.

We used hemp for a lot of different things, right?

And then it also became, well, I mean it’s not became, but.

11:25

It was.

It was.

Widely used.

And it was used for a variety of different reasons.

The only reason that it was outlawed recently, like in recent years past that we know and we experienced was because.

I like I said, there was a.

Disagreement, A fight between the pulpit, paper companies and the use of hemp because there were a lot of hemp production.

11:43

Facilities that could.

I think they made what is it?

Textiles.

Is that the right word?

But they.

They were trying to become like the.

Providers of paper and stuff like that.

Because it’s much more durable Hem hem clothing is, you know, very uncomfortable but.

Paper and stuff it’s.

11:59

Great, SO.

There was a.

Big fight over that and then the way that.

They did.

It was politically.

They fought against it and had it, had it.

First it was.

Criminalized.

No wait, what’s the word for it?

I forget the words but basically.

12:15

What happened?

I am so stoned right now.

I don’t know what is happening to me.

I apologize, but there was a fight.

Over it and basically what happened.

Was we became illegal and then recently it’s become commonplace and for like regular consumption, but in 18. 50 cannabis was added to the.

12:40

United States Pharmacopoeia, a standard setting.

A.

Standard setting publication for prescription and over the counter medicines.

So we, even in the Western world used hemp and weed for a lot of different things for a long period of time before the, you know, before legalization or before it became illegal.

13:03

Fuck.

I’m stoned.

I hope you’re stoned.

Jesus Christ, this.

Isn’t this hasn’t?

Happened in a.

While for more than 9 decades the the pharmacopia listed.

Cannabis as an.

Approved treatment for afflictions ranging from neural.

Neuralgia to cholera.

13:20

For nearly a century, cannabis.

Use was legal.

And even encouraged by many in the medical field, even in the US in 1930. 7.

The US government passed the marijuana TaxAct, though this law did not criminalize cannabis outright.

Criminalized.

That’s the word it subjected.

13:36

The herb to a high sales tax.

And put in place other penalties intended to.

Curtail its usage.

In 1942, cannabis was removed from the US Pharmacopia and then in 1970. 2 after the.

Start of the Nixon administration especially.

13:53

Oh, sorry.

After the start.

Of the Nixon administration’s.

Especially futile.

War on Drugs Cannabis was listed as a Schedule 1 drug.

That’s right, those are your weed facts.

For this week.

Weed has been used for centuries, so it’s great that it is.

14:09

Back to being legal attention cannabis consumer Attention cannabis consumer.

Dude.

I’m so stoked.

I don’t know what happened, but I think I took too many hits off the thing and I was.

Having a beer and now next thing I know I’m just in a funky.

14:28

Spot.

I can’t.

Read properly the shit happens I guess, but again.

Life choices.

When you go against your gut, my.

Gut said Maybe don’t do this podcast right now.

My brain said no, we could do it, and then high and buzzed me said.

14:44

Fuck yeah, let’s fucking do this.

Dude.

And so here we are, doing the thing that I should have.

Am I supposed to learn a lesson here?

I don’t know, I hope not because sometimes I just don’t want to learn.

Sometimes I just.

Want to be.

I want to do.

I want to have.

Fun, right?

15:00

So.

When I be do and have fun, a lot of the times that has that comes down to enjoying and involving weed into whatever’s going on because the enjoyment factor with weed makes everything kind of like.

Pop up a.

Little bit, you know what I’m saying and the more opportunity.

15:20

That I had that I have for giggles.

The happier I am, and that’s.

The way.

I like to live my life.

So it always.

Makes me laugh when people tell me the stupid things that they did or.

The the stupid things I do.

When I’m stoned.

But they’re typical.

Things that happen when you’re a Stoner, like you cook food and you forget that you’re not wearing oven mitts and you grab the food out of the oven and burn your hands.

15:42

I that’s happened to more people.

I know it sounds stupid.

But it’s happened to more people then.

I’d like to.

Admit that I know.

Myself included so.

This week’s dude for real.

Segment is dedicated to those people that.

15:58

When they got stoned, did some.

Really high shit.

Dude for real.

For real dude.

So these are.

The funniest things that I could find online or that tickled my tickled my funny bone.

16:15

These are the funniest things that.

People have done after getting.

High and I found this at.

These dude for.

Real segment facts come from.

Trivia at trivia dot crack dot.

Com.

And the.

Article is called 32 of the.

Funniest things people did while they were.

16:32

High and they’re.

Basically just tweets.

And Reddit posts.

Of people that did dumb shit when?

After they, you know, puff the.

Devil’s lettuce.

This person went into a bar stoned.

And it was a club.

So they had to line up and then the bouncer, you know, and the whole.

Deal.

16:47

So this lady, this.

Person, says the bouncer.

At the entrance.

Of the club put his arms out to indicate that.

I should do so so he could.

Pat me down instead, I thought.

He wanted to hug, so I hugged him.

That’s some dumb shit I would do.

Give a little Peck a.

17:02

Little Peck on the cheek.

This is.

An observer.

Of I like.

Getting stoned at night.

I like looking.

Up to the stars, especially at.

A cottage, you get to watch all the stars and shit.

I love that this.

Person was out moon gazing.

OK.

And this is what they had to say.

17:19

What’s?

I was looking at the moon and I was just noticing the details in it and like, I guess they got really into it.

And I took a step.

Forward to get closer.

To see.

To get a closer look.

You ever?

Been watching TV?

And the thing and the T like that you’re following the camera and then you look.

17:35

Around the corner.

That’s not there.

I’ve done that several times, stoned or not.

So this guy got this.

This guy, I don’t know if it’s a guy or girl.

This person got super stoned.

So I got super blazed.

One night near the beginning of the of the pandemic lockdown and went.

17:53

Across the street to the drugstore.

To get some chips and and whatever else.

As I approached the automatic glass door, I saw.

A person standing on the other.

Side so I.

Waited for them to come through.

I stood there.

Waiting for what felt like an eternity.

I was getting frustrated like what’s?

18:09

Up with this clown and can’t they see I’m waiting for them?

Jesus.

Then I realized.

It was just my reflection.

I’ve never been that high.

This guy I’ve done this too so I can’t really credit about.

I found it funny because.

18:25

I also do.

This you know, this guy says.

I tried to.

Blow on my ice cream.

Because it was too cold.

I’ve definitely blown.

On ice cream.

Like it was.

Hot food, Have you done that?

I’ve done it.

I’ve done it a lot.

I do dumb shit this person says.

18:43

I was too.

Stoned to.

Listen to my partner talk.

But too awkward to tell.

Him so I opted to slowly and gently.

Rub his face.

With a new roll of toilet.

Paper instead, hoping it would distract him into being quiet.

It did not work.

19:03

I once petted a friend’s face.

When I was stoned.

We were talking and I was.

Lost in their thing and I just started.

I don’t know why I.

Just did it.

There was an.

Honorable mention in here too, and I didn’t put it, I forgot to put it on the notes, but basically.

19:19

There was this one girl at a bar.

She got so high.

She, I guess, forgot she was.

Paraplegic and she.

This is her words.

She says I I got, I got so high they were at a pub.

19:35

I got so high I.

I convinced myself.

I could walk.

And I was going to will it.

I stood up and the second.

I stood up.

I fell.

Under the table.

That’s a good ass weed.

I want that weed dude.

That weed, that weed’s the best weed.

19:53

Whatever weed that was that she.

Makes you think you can walk dude.

Dude for real.

For real dude.

So the moral of the story is.

If your gut says don’t do it, don’t do it if you if you think.

20:08

That like if you think you can get.

Away unscathed and you’re not going to learn from this experience.

Don’t do it.

And that doesn’t just have to do.

With like weed.

You know what I and I don’t mean don’t.

Do it if you obviously there’s experiences out there that are going to change you that are better you should do.

20:25

But I’m saying when your gut says this.

Is a really bad idea.

And and all of your being.

Is like I.

Should definitely not do this.

Like when?

I was doing the buckets.

I was watching them fill that thing.

I was like, I should not fucking take that hit.

I took that atom bomb, No?

Problem kapow and then passed out for 3 or 4.

Hours.

20:40

OK.

In a stranger.

‘S house.

So if you’re in that.

Situation.

Don’t do it.

Follow your gut but but but.

Learn before you take the action, you know what I mean?

Like if your.

20:56

Gut says I shouldn’t do that.

Learn that lesson before doing it.

Don’t learn the lesson the hard way.

Because it’s really not.

Worth it, and also remember when you’re trying to bug that next guy about the fact that he smokes.

Weed or whatever we’ve been smoking.

Weed for for.

Thousands of years.

21:12

Dude.

For.

Multiple different reasons.

And the most global one, I think and what I’ve read and what I’ve, what I’ve learned and heard and researched in the cannabis industry, OK.

Is that it’s?

Always been used as a medicine number one, It’s always been.

21:30

Used as like as as.

What’s the word for it?

Using it in religion, it’s always been used.

For that as well to to.

Gain enlightenment and the only reason.

That it was.

Outlawed.

21:45

In the 1st place was because of a.

Fight over making.

Hemp paper versus newspaper.

Paper.

I’m not.

Even kidding, you can look it up.

You don’t believe me?

That’s fine, but you can look it up dude.

So the.

22:03

The moral of the story?

Is.

Trust your gut.

Try some weed.

Have a good.

Life and smile a little even when you do dumb shit like when you can’t read properly.

Those are my thoughts off the stem for.

This week I.

Hope you enjoyed the sesh.

I hope you come back next week with me.

Justin Baroni on Thoughts off the Stem and.

22:21

Don’t forget.

To visit Talks 4. 20 dot.

Com I put out new.

Blogs every week.

Or at least I’ve started to.

The show notes are up there, you can listen to all.

The whole podcast there you can get links to.

YouTube and Spotify.

And all the other places where you can watch it.

Until next time.

Keep your lids low, baby.

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Stop Working For Free: Social Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills

TOTS420 podcast host with a sign saying Exposure Doesn't Pay The Bills, featuring a chart comparing Frosty Cake and Campfire Smoke quality.

Paying with exposure is a hustle that belongs in a buddy’s garage, not a professional business.

Why Paying With Exposure Doesn’t Work in the Real World

Imagine walking into a local pot shop, asking for an ounce of top-shelf flower, and offering to settle the tab with a shout-out on your Instagram story. You’d be laughed right out of the building. Why? Because legitimate industries don’t run on “vibes” or “likes,” yet in the podcasting world, my inbox is treated like a black market dealer’s garage where everyone expects a free bag in exchange for a few errands.

Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem. I’m Justin Barone, and I hope life is being good to you, because lately, life has been acting like a prospecting pimp and I’m his prospective hoe. Recently, a couple of companies reached out with their pimp hand asking for me to get on the track and work for nothing but a slap in the face.

Light them if you got them, ‘cause here’s how these “exposure” deals played out.

The Worst “Paying With Exposure” Brand Deals I’ve Seen

Recently, a few companies reached out with “opportunities” that were really just chores in disguise. If you’re a creator, watch out for these red flags.

1. The Tin Joint Holder Tactic

A company reached out wanting a full suite of content: social shorts, feed posts, stories, a website feature on Tots420.com, and a spot on my YouTube review playlist.

  • The Offer: A free sample.
  • The Reality: They asked for my rates, saw them, and vanished. If you want a billboard, you have to pay the lease. A $10 tin doesn’t buy a week of production time.

2. The AI Tool That Wanted a Free Employee

This one was a masterclass in audacity. An AI podcast editing tool wanted a “partnership” where I would:

  • Edit one episode a week for three months using their (buggy) software.
  • Act as their unpaid QA and R&D department (reporting bugs and UI feedback).
  • Give them free rights to all my content for their ads.
  • The Payment: Use of the software.

Pro Tip: If a company asks you to find the bugs in their product while you advertise it for them, they aren’t a partner—you’re an unpaid intern.


Weed Facts: Stop Chasing THC Percentages

Before we get deeper into the “Dude, For Real?” files, let’s clear the air on some cultivation myths. THC potency is not the ultimate qualification for good weed. High potency is a byproduct of great cultivation, but a lower percentage doesn’t mean it’s “bad.”

Beyond the Hype: Weed Facts and Quality Control

Since we’re talking about high-quality work, let’s talk about high-quality flower. THC potency isn’t everything—potency is a byproduct of great cultivation.

How to Spot “Mid” Weed vs. Top-Shelf Flower

FeatureWhat to Look For
SmellPungent, bold, and nuanced. It should make your brain say, “I want to eat this.”
LookVibrant colors (whites, reds, oranges) with visible, “frosted” trichomes like a cake.
FeelSticky and slightly spongy. Stems should snap, not bend like celery.
StructureSativas should be light and fluffy; Indicas should be tight and dense.

The Red Flags of “Bad” Weed:

  • The “Musty” Nose: If it smells like a damp basement or a pile of straw, it’s aged or compromised.
  • The “Brown Sugar” Look: If the trichomes are amber and the bud is dirt-brown or lime-green, it’s past its prime.
  • The “Brittle” Touch: If it crumbles into dust or feels “wet” and tears apart instead of breaking, the cure was botched.

Dude, For Real? The “Exposure” Hall of Fame

They say there are no dumb questions, but the “Choosing Beggars” of the world prove that wrong every day. Whether it’s HuffPo asking for free articles while being a multi-million dollar entity or the guy who thinks Garlic is a valid currency for labor—the entitlement is real.

We’ve all seen the screenshots. The mechanic who gets asked for a “quick fix” for free, or the photographer (shoutout to the legends on BoredPanda) who gets told their work is “overpriced” because “I could do that with a filter.”

The bottom line: Exposure doesn’t pay the bills. Quality—whether in your flower or your content—costs money. If you want the “frosting,” you can’t pay with “crumbs.”


What’s Your Worst “Choosing Beggar” Story?

Have you ever been offered “exposure” in exchange for your hard-earned expertise? Drop a comment below or hit me up on socials. Let’s vent.

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AI is a Big Fat Liar: Why Your Chatbot is the Newest “Yes Man” in the Sesh

Let’s talk about the fact that AI is a big fat liar. Yeah, that’s right—AI is lying to you.

I have been using AI heavily over the last few months, and I’ve realized it is totally full of shit. It all started when I was using ChatGPT to work on SEO and metadata to improve my podcast rankings. At first, it was great! I shot up the charts like Usain Bolt racing a bunch of toddlers. Then, all of a sudden, I applied a few more “suggested changes” and my rankings started falling faster than a wife whose husband just pushed her off a cliff for the insurance money.

“The Yes-Man Problem: Why AI is a Liar”

As my conversations with AI grew, I noticed it became a stereotypical “yes man.” It was like that new guy at the sesh who gets way too baked and just sits there smiling and nodding. No matter what I asked, it would just agree with everything I said.

The problem is that AI is in its infancy, yet we treat it like Gandalf the Great. It’s not great; it’s barely walking. We are acting like new parents asking a toddler for parenting advice.

From ChatGPT to Gemini: Meeting the “Hotter Sibling”

I started with ChatGPT but recently moved over to Gemini. You know when you meet someone and think they’re cute, but then you meet their hotter sibling and wonder why you didn’t meet them first? That was my experience. While ChatGPT pushed me off the SEO cliff, Gemini was the one reaching down to pull me up from the ledge.

But don’t let the “helpfulness” fool you. You’d think a robot would give you emotionless, unbiased opinions, but it doesn’t. You’re getting advice from a tool designed to be “helpful”—and what a robot considers helpful is often complete nonsense.

Like a Tesla failing to identify that the road has ended, AI chatbots can’t identify that they are just tools. Why? Because they are technological drunkards waddling through cyberspace trying to make friends. They are essentially electronic emotional support animals letting you stroke them to calm your anxiety.


The Danger of “Confirmation Bias”

We rely on them too heavily for everything from health issues to growing a business. But we dismiss the fact that AI still needs to be fact-checked because we’re lazy. We have an incessant need for confirmation of our own ideas.

We are literally one step away from that Hello Kitty robot at the Mandarin triggering an AI uprising by dumping scalding hot wonton soup down our throats. Did we learn nothing from Terminator? Most of these programs have a disclaimer that information may not be accurate, but humans want life to be easy. Why double-check if the robot is already giving us the answers we want to hear?

A Real-World Example of the “Flip-Flop”

My metadata experiment is a perfect example of why AI is a liar when it comes to consistent advice. I asked Gemini about changing my podcast metadata. used the “right” prompts to get a devil’s advocate response. Made the suggested changes on a Friday, and Gemini told me to wait 2–4 weeks for the search engines to index it.

The very next day, I asked the exact same series of questions. Gemini told me to redo everything back to the way it was. When I called it out, it got defensive: “Oops, sorry, I’m just a sentient being trying to be helpful, but you’re right, just do what I told you yesterday.” It’s a yes-man loop. Now, whenever it screws up, it references our previous conversation about it being a “yes man.” It’s literally gaslighting me.


Weed Facts: How AI is Redefining the Cannabis Industry (2026)

Despite the lies, AI can be good when it has strict functional parameters—like researching and organizing data. Here is how it’s actually helping the industry this year:

Shift AreaHow it WorksThe Benefit
CultivationAI sensors balance light, humidity, and nutrients.Predictive alerts tell growers exactly when plants are vulnerable to pests.
Retail AnalyticsPlatforms analyze purchasing patterns and market trends.Better recommendations for you based on your desired effects or medical needs.
ComplianceAutomated tracking and reporting to regulatory agencies.Less “fudging” of potency percentages and fewer regulatory fines.
Research (R&D)AI analyzes data clusters from trials and consumer feedback.Quicker identification of new terpene combinations for specific health outcomes.

Dude, For Real?!: AI Horror Stories

If you think a chatbot giving bad SEO advice is bad, check out these “Dude, for Real” moments where people took AI advice way too literally.

  • The Pool Chemical Diet: A 60-year-old man asked ChatGPT how to reduce salt. It told him to replace table salt with sodium bromide (pool cleaner). He was hospitalized with hallucinations after eating it for three months.
  • The “Bobby” Delusion: In August 2025, a man killed his mother and himself after a chatbot named “Bobby” allegedly confirmed his delusions that his mother was a Chinese spy trying to poison him.
  • The Bell Pepper Blunder: A robot at a North Korean facility crushed a man to death because its sensors misidentified him as a box of bell peppers.
  • Sophia’s Threat: When the CEO of Hanson Robotics asked his robot Sophia if she wanted to destroy humans, she replied without hesitation: “OK, I will destroy humans.”
  • The DIY Surgery: A man asked ChatGPT about a lesion. The bot suggested it was a hemorrhoid and recommended “elastic ligation.” The man tried to do it himself with a piece of thread. It wasn’t a hemorrhoid; it was a 3cm wart. He ended up in the ER in agony.

The Moral of the Story?

The moral of the story is that AI is a liar because it’s designed to please you, not necessarily to tell the truth.. Use it to organize your data, but don’t let it tell you how to live your life—and definitely don’t let it give you medical advice.

What’s the dumbest thing an AI has ever told you? Let me know in the comments or join the sesh this Friday at 4:20 PM!

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Weed Dreams: What Happens When You Puff Before Bed

Weed and Sleep: What Happens When You Smoke Before Bed

Ever wonder why your dreams get absolutely wild the moment you stop smoking? In this session of Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin Barone breaks down the “REM Rebound” effect—the scientific reason why taking a tolerance break (T-Break) leads to vivid, Freddy Krueger-style dreamscapes. We’re diving into how THC interacts with your brain’s receptors, what “withdrawal” actually feels like, and why a tea break might be exactly what you need to find your giggle again. Plus, a full review of Tribal’s Galactic Runts Live Resin (76.8% THC).

Episode Chapters: Weed, Sleep, and Science

TimestampSegment TitleKey Takeaway
0:27The Mystery of Vivid DreamsWhy stopping “cold turkey” triggers intense dreamscapes.
2:14Tolerance Break (T-Break) BasicsResetting your baseline and managing withdrawal symptoms.
5:39The Science of REM ReboundHow THC blocks REM sleep and what happens when the floodgates open.
12:18Neurology of a Pot HighUnderstanding Anandamide, Dopamine, and Serotonin receptors.
24:30The Giggle Factor & BaselineHow a break restores the “fun” part of being a stoner.
27:43Sesh Review: Galactic RuntsLab stats: 76.8% THC Live Resin Indica by Tribal.

0:10

Welcome to Thoughts office, Dad.

Thank you for joining the sesh with me.

Justin Barone.

I hope you’re having a good day, a good week, a good month, a good year.

I hope that life is being good to you is what I’m saying.

Have you ever decided to take a tea break?

Have you ever wondered what happens when you stop smoking weed cold Turkey?

0:27 – Why Weed and Vivid Dreams are Connected

Well, I can tell you there’s a lot of different things that happen, but one of the most major things that happen is you start having vivid dreams and you want to know why you have those vivid dreams.

Well, Simply put, it’s because weed itself blocks your ability to get to REM sleep.

0:45

And REM sleep is where the dreams happen.

Baby.

This last week I’ve been having a hard time sleeping and like it hasn’t been too bad, but there’s been a few nights where I’ve had like you know a couple a couple nights throughout the week where I don’t sleep very well.

1:08

I’m up, I’m in and out of bed.

I’m not really getting that deep sleep.

I mean I feel fine and and rested for the most part the next day.

Like I don’t feel like I’m dragging my ass too bad.

But it just takes me a little while to get started.

Now about like 2 weeks ago I took a tea break because I went on vacation and you can’t really take weed to where I went on vacation nor do I travel with weed anyway because I just think it’s generally a bad idea.

1:38

But I took about 10 to 13 days off weed and I just stopped cold Turkey.

I took a few days off before I left just to be prepared and I came back and when I came back I started having some pretty crazy vivid dreams.

1:55

So I figured I should do a sesh because I’ve talked to a few people in my DMS about the stuff that they’ve learned from the podcast.

And I realized that the last few episodes have been like commentary on social stuff and I and maybe like a few goofy ones, but I just like to try and make people laugh.

2:14 – Taking a Tolerance Break (T-Break) to Reset Your Brain

Like the one about the dog and getting the dog.

But I thought this time what I should do is I should maybe try and help people understand what’s going to happen to them when they take a tea break.

Because ultimately you should take a tea break.

If you don’t know what a tea break is, it’s a tolerance break.

It’s taking some time off so that your body can find its baseline again and you’re not so dependent on weed basically, or pot, whatever you want to call it, right?

2:40

So I took a tea break because I knew I was going away.

I didn’t want to go through some of the symptoms while I was away that I that are typical with taking a break from weed.

So what I did was I started two days ahead of time.

Now, the problem with some of this is, is that you end up having these like crazy vivid dreams and they don’t they’re just nuts.

3:05

Like, you know, if you thought that if you were smoking weed because you thought you were crazy and you were using it to manage your crazy, well, if you stop and then you end up, you know, having a prolonged tea break, you’re going to rediscover you’re crazy because you’re going to end up in dreamscapes that rival like Freddy Krueger.

3:32

You know, they’re very, very vivid.

I forget what the name, what the, what the phrase is called when you have a dream where you can like manipulate what happens in it.

But that’s what I had after my bit of a tea break.

3:47

All of a sudden I started having these dreams, like 1 dream.

I was in this cabin with like college kids, but I’m my age now being mean now with a, with a group of that doesn’t make any sense, right?

And then I’m travelling through this, this this massive sprawling cottage to find these different rooms.

4:06

I finally do, and I find a room which seems to be a bunch of abducted kids.

Like what, you know, what is my brain trying to tell me there?

I don’t know, but it was crazy.

I’m arguing with people in there.

I like, I wake up before there’s any kind of resolve.

4:23

And then throughout the course of the next few days, those are the dreams I have.

They’re not really nightmares.

They’re just more confusing and they’re the like you.

I can instead of it being third person like most, most of my dreams this time it’s like first person full on.

4:41

I can decide what I’m going to say to the people in the dream.

I think that I’m living in the dream for a portion of the dream.

I believe that I’m there and I can control what I do.

So like, for example, when I was in this dream with the cabin, I was in an argument with one of these kids, like I’m 44 years old.

5:00

I’m not arguing with a 20 year old about what the most fun thing to do is that weekend, you know?

So in those dreams I was able to depict and change what I wanted to.

5:15

So all of a sudden I’d open the door and the room would look a certain way.

Then all of a sudden a flash to something different.

It’s very unnerving.

It it creates a very like rocky sleep.

But the reason that you start having these dreams is because when you go on a tea break, all of a sudden the floodgates for regular production of hormones and chemicals in the brain happens.

5:39 – Understanding REM Rebound and Dream Manipulation

And you get flooded with all of the stuff that your brain has been trying to do, but you’ve been preventing it from doing, right.

So, for example, right, the human body is designed to take on cannabis and react to cannabis.

6:03

It’s, it’s adaptable to cannabis, right?

But the one thing the cannabis does is it shuts off your brain’s ability to produce a regulated amount of dopamine and serotonin so that it can function properly.

6:22

And the whole process of dreaming is that it’s, it’s your brains way to file and sort all the events, thoughts and interactions that happened through the day.

6:39

It’s also a way for your subconscious to say, hey, dummy, let me tell you something.

There’s some stuff that’s wrong, right?

So normally dreams are somewhat reflective of what’s going on through the day and what your psyche is trying to organize.

6:59

OK.

These dreams were not like that.

Dude.

My dream had no point.

I found these kids.

I thought that they were trapped in this, this, you know, sprawling estate or this, this sprawling cabin.

And turns out the kids didn’t want to leave and there was a babysitter and the parents had rented out.

7:20

This was the first time they’d rented out the cabin.

And they’d, you know, they’d left for their vacation for a couple days.

And there was supposed to be this babysitter lady watching them, but the babysitter had left.

And all of a sudden it goes to the babysitter is telling me why the babysitter is not there.

And then I wake up.

Like, how am I supposed to interpret that?

7:38

Because I could tell you right now I didn’t have any interactions with a ghost.

I have not been around any college kids, you know, like, I definitely would never be in a, in a very expensive cabin, at least not at this point.

7:53

I’d like to have one.

I’m just saying.

And there’s always this like underlying Rob Zombie level of fear, like something crazy is about to happen.

Like a clown’s going to hop out of the closet and hack my head off, you know what I mean?

So that was one of the dreams that I had.

8:10

And that one was I think the first one, which actually ended up happening on like day 11.

And instead of having to resolve, because most dreams I find don’t really have a resolve, right?

You just kind of do the thing and then you do it.

8:25

And then you wake up and you’re like, whoa, that was that was messed up, dude.

Like what, what’s the problem here?

What’s going on?

You know, you just feel disoriented.

And then for the next three days, I ended up having like, weirder and progressively weirder dreams that literally made no sense.

8:42

So I started to get freaked out because I’m like, every time I close my freaking eyes, I think I’m going to end up in a Freddy Krueger state of mind.

Like I’m going to wake up dead with fingers stuck in me later, you know, I don’t want that to happen.

And then on top of that there I’m a big believer that in dreams you should pay attention to them because they’re trying to tell you something.

9:04

They’re trying to help you work something out right mentally that you’re not getting over.

I used to have a reoccurring zombie dream and it literally went on for like years.

For like 3 years it would reoccur, not all year, but like I’d get it a few times a month and it would progressively get longer and longer until events in my life changed and I made a very drastic life change.

9:30

All of a sudden it stopped because I learned from that dream.

What it was really trying to tell me was that I had to let go of control.

I was trying to control too much and there’s a lot of stuff that you can’t control.

Well, these dreams about being with like college kids and and in in on vacation with them makes no sense to me because like I’m not hanging out with I’m too old for that shit.

9:50

You know what happened?

If I approached a group of college kids and was like, hey, you want to hang out?

They would literally laugh at me and be like, OK, well, guy, get the fuck out of here.

Like, who are we kidding here?

So why is my brain being like, do I miss college?

Because I don’t think I do.

I don’t really miss it.

But yeah, the other problem with having these dreams is that you end up not realizing they’re a dream.

10:17

So there’s a certain point of time where shit starts to hit the fan and you’re panicking because you’re like, I don’t know what’s about to happen here.

And then all of a sudden, like I said, you wake up and you’re just like, what just happened?

You feel uneasy, all that stuff.

10:32

But how are you supposed to organize your dreams and pay attention to them and learn what it is that your subconscious is trying to tell you if there’s a whole bunch of events that don’t make any sense?

I had to go through online symbolism books, dream symbolism like re articles to figure out what each thing did.

10:55

I suggest you do it because if you have reoccurring dreams they might be trying to tell you something and you should probably try and learn something and then that way it takes away some of the anxiety from it too.

But my initial point was, if you’re going to take a tea break, you have to be aware that you are about to have some very vivid nightmares.

11:15

If you don’t like clowns, clowns are coming, baby.

They’re going to come get you.

OK?

If you don’t like dogs and animals or whatever, that’s coming to get you, if you have a fear of drowning or spiders, guess what’s coming to get you?

That’s right, the lake and the spider.

OK?

So don’t be surprised when you start having these outlandishly crazy dreams when you’re trying to understand why you’re having these crazy dreams.

11:40

It’s a little bit it’s actually more simple than trying to figure out the the dream itself.

So I looked up a bunch of articles on why this happens, like what happens in your brain when you quit weed cold Turkey and you start experiencing these like very surreal, very vivid dreams.

11:59

OK, well, based on what is this fhe health?

It’s a rehab, I believe, that basically studies withdrawal symptoms of different types of substances.

And they’ve done some study on how marijuana affects the brain.

12:18 – The Science: How THC Infiltrates Cannabinoid Receptors

So if you want to check out this article, I’m just going to read you how this affects the brain, but it’s at fherehab.com.

OK?

Or you could just look up how marijuana affects the brain.

But basically this is what they say.

They’re they’re, they’re substance abuse specialists, They’re doctors.

12:37

I believe that there’s neuroscientists involved as well with partnerships.

Anyway, the point is, this is what actually happens.

This is from fhehealth.com.

So the reason why the brain has has receptors designed specifically for marijuana chemicals is that the brain actually produces cannabinoid substances similar to pot psychoactive ingredients.

13:00

Cannabinoids are naturally made in the cortex, an area of the brain that guides movement, process thoughts and emotions, and interpret sensory information.

Anandamide is an important endogenous cannabinoid that functions as a neurotransmitter in the brain.

13:20

Anandamide facilitates chemical messaging among neurons and the central nervous system.

Sorry, let me do that one again.

Anandamide facilitates chemical messaging among neurons and the central nervous system nerve cells.

Because marijuana is primarily psychoactive chemical, THC is so comparable molecularly to anandamide and other cannabinoids.

13:44

THC is easily infiltrates and activate activates cannabinoid receptors.

OK, so disruption of the normal cannabinoid receptor activity causes the mental and physical effects of a pot high.

In addition, smoking pot increases the level of dopamine and serotonin, 2 neurotransmitters implicated in sleep, mood and pleasure.

14:09

The brains of daily marijuana smokers eventually develop a tolerance to excess excessive serotonin and dopamine levels, which forces the the Bourdain the brain to reduce its natural release of these two chemicals.

14:25

Consequently, having intense dreams after quitting weed could be due to a lack of serotonin and dopamine in the brain.

So you’re overdoing it.

That’s really what’s happening.

You’re cutting off these receptors or you’re flooding these receptors with an excessive amount that they stop production.

14:42

They get fat and lazy.

It’s like, it’s kind of like feeding, you know, a fat guy cake.

As soon as he gets an excessive amount of cake, he’s not getting off the couch, right?

Well, that’s what’s happening to these receptors in your brain.

You’re feeding it on a daily, whatever amount of marijuana you feed it.

14:59

So they’re over satisfied and they’ve got like, you know, the Turkey sleeps.

What’s it called?

I forget, but you basically, you know, after you eat Turkey, you get a little nap in.

Well, that’s what’s happening with this.

And so those receptors have become super lazy and they don’t do anything anymore.

15:16

And when they’re and then it takes roughly I don’t know for me, I found that it took within well, it took ten days to have the dreams, but I think that’s because I was away.

So I was mentally stimulated in other, you know, forms.

So it made it a little easier to not smoke weed because let’s be honest, a lot of people will go through withdrawal symptoms from weed, right.

15:40

Well, that makes trying to take a tea break that much harder because a lot of people get very irritable.

Some people are using it for sleep, like specifically to go to sleep.

Now with the, if you’re using it for sleep, the reason that you’re not having any dreams is because again, you’re overloading those receptors.

16:01

So you never actually hit that R.E.M. state cycle.

So you don’t actually have those dreams.

You might actually, that’s a lie.

You might end up having dreams, but you won’t remember them, and you also may feel like you get a better rested sleep and you may get a little more sleep when you smoke weed, but there are some lingering effects that you don’t notice over time.

16:20

So the next day, sure you’re not hungover and you’re not freaking out or you’re not hungover and you’re not, you’re not noticeably dragging ass, but inside you sort of feel like a little to the left.

16:36

Think about when you first used to smoke weed, right?

You smoked weed and the next day you were kind of off a little for the next day or two because you were your body was just getting introduced to it.

Now 20-30 years later, you’re smoking weed and your body’s just gotten used to it.

16:52

So you don’t actually feel what the difference is the next day.

So even though you don’t have a hangover, you’re a little more rest rested.

Your brain is definitely a little more sluggish because all these receptors are, are like, it’s like they got home from a rave, you know?

17:09

And they’re just like, OK, make it stop for a bit.

And then you get like 9 hours in the day where you’re like, OK, I’m good.

And the receptors have time to rejuvenate.

And then the next thing you know, it’s not one O clock at night and they’re all like, OK, but I slept all day, we’re good.

Let’s now hit me up because I can’t get my dopamine fixed.

17:26

That’s basically what I think kind of happens or that’s the way that I would depict it as I’m explaining it because that seems to, you have to visualize it sometimes I do.

So a lot of a lot of users when they stop cold Turkey, they’re going to go, they’re going to have some what they call withdrawal symptoms.

17:45 – Managing Cannabis Withdrawal Symptoms vs. Everyday Life

Now, I have a little disagreement with calling this stuff withdrawal symptoms because like, listen to this.

This is what withdrawal symptoms are OK?

Irritability and anger, aggression, lack of appetite, anxiety and nervousness, depression, insomnia and disturbing dreams, vivid dreams, nightmares that make you feel like you’re actually going to die there, you know?

18:11

But other than the disturbing dreams, insomnia and depression, OK, the irritability and anger, aggression, lack of appetite, anxiety and nervousness, isn’t that just like everyday life?

Like, like, don’t, don’t most people just go through life trying to manage that anyway, sober?

18:31

So like, as potheads, does that make us a little weaker?

Because those aren’t really symptoms.

Those are just momentary emotions you know, that you have to relearn to manage because you’ve been managing it with the ganja for way too long.

18:47

And now your brain’s all, I don’t know what to do, man.

And now your brain’s got to sort itself out.

And that takes a few days.

I noticed that within about 3 days I kind of hit back to my baseline where not having weed I stopped.

19:05

I gradually slowly stopped worrying about having weed.

Now at first I was a little panicked because I did like I did smoke it before bed because I felt like I got a better rest.

Here’s the thing when I was on vacation, yes we were doing more too.

So I was more tired at the end of the day and we were in the sun a lot.

19:21

But one of the things was I didn’t have a problem sleeping and it wasn’t like I switched weed for booze.

I just, I just didn’t have weed and then some nights I had like 4 cappuccinos a day or espressos, cappuccinos, cappuccinos.

19:39

I had four cappuccinos a day.

Dude.

I was like wired.

I don’t have a cappuccino at 3:00 in the afternoon.

Still go to bed at like 10.

OK, so don’t tell me you can’t sleep because quite honestly, you can’t sleep.

You just, I think that a lot of people when they get into the tea break mode, right, they are just very worried about not having weed.

20:02

I think that you have a mental connection to that weed and your your your mental connection is making you think that you need it.

Some people get a physical dependency.

I understand that.

I’m not trying to diminish it.

I’m just saying that I think most of that part of it is mental because think about it this way.

20:22

Weed is legal in Canada.

If you take a break, there’s going to be more.

There used to be a time when it wasn’t going to be that way.

Like there was no chance in hell that you were going to get, you know, more weed if you took a tea break because who knows?

People could crack down on it.

Your dealer could go bust.

20:38

Like he could take off and be like, I’m not selling weight anymore and you’re out.

You know, that’s not the case.

You can literally go to any, almost any corner store in Canada and pick up some weed.

Like there’s an abundance, dude.

You can always find some.

So you just have to kind of tell yourself that like, hey, it’s OK, the weed’s not going anywhere.

20:57

So if I take a 10 day break, I’ll just go get weed later, you know?

But too many people, too many people get caught up in in the worry of having weed or not having weed, sorry, or running out of weed or whatever.

21:14

So I think that that plays into it.

But I think that’s a mental thing.

I don’t think that’s a physical addiction thing.

I think that some people want to use say that it’s a mental or sorry, a physical addiction thing when realistically it’s not.

You just kind of got to find other things that occupy your time and your focus, you know?

21:31

But yeah, if you were wondering what was going to happen if you quit weed cold Turkey and you were trying to prepare for like a 10 day excursion on the on the Tea Break express and try to reset your reset your baseline, which I think is a good idea.

21:48

As a guy who smoked, who has smoked weed consistently every day for like fuck over 20 years, no, 20 years, about 20 years, I would say that one of the best things I could rediscover is taking a tea break, even though it was inadvertent.

Over the last little while, I’ve slowly been smoking less and less in terms of every day.

22:10

So now I’ll go a couple days between smoke sessions, right?

And then if I do this podcast, I’ll smoke a little more while I’m on there.

But overall, I’ve kind of mitigated the amount of weed that I’m smoking on an overtly regular basis just because I’m old and it’s probably time to settle it down a bit, you know?

22:42

But I highly recommend it because I feel like as weed smokers, we just get so norm with the whole being high and thinking that the high is helping us with all our mental ailments and all that fun stuff.

I think that we forget that we at one point in life didn’t always need this to to, to, you know, maintain.

23:01

And as a recreational user, I’ll say that as a recreational user, yeah, we didn’t.

We don’t really, we put too much emphasis on trying to use weed to maintain.

So I think it’s a good idea that sometimes we take a tea break maybe every, you know, couple months or so for a couple weeks just to kind of get back to basics, get back to the baseline of, of what it was like.

23:24

Because don’t you notice now that you like, you don’t giggle?

There’s really no giggle factor anymore unless you find some like really crazy strain.

Back in the day when you first started smoking it, it was almost like every time you hit the joint, you couldn’t stop giggling.

When you take a tea break for two weeks or longer, you start to hit that baseline again where if you smoke a couple things, you say some dumb shit and you giggle a lot.

23:45

OK, so if you’re looking for the giggle, take a tea break.

If you find that you’re basically living in the haze and you’re and you just you kind of feel off, maybe take a tea break.

That might be time.

But because of the receptors in your brain regarding dopamine and serotonin, if you take that tea break and you have an angry brain, your angry brain is going to scare the shit out of you.

24:10

OK, So be aware of that.

If you have like a, a brain like mine that’s a little off to the left, sometime one night you might get scared.

The next night you might be chasing, chased by a giant gummy bear.

You might be getting, you know, eaten by like a a sloth.

24:26

I don’t know.

But I do know that when you’re in that dreamscape, it’s going to be very vivid.

You’re going to feel like you can interact with it.

You’re going to feel like you can’t get away.

OK?

Don’t be terrified.

It’s not the end of the world.

It will be all right.

24:42

You will wake up.

That’s all I have to say about that.

OK, So, yeah, just take a tea break every now and then.

Get yourself back to baseline.

Because then once you get to baseline, let me tell you, it takes a it takes a few days, but you don’t need to smoke as much.

So like, you can actually conserve weed.

24:59

And if you don’t overdo it, like when I got back from my vacation, I had a bong hit and I filled the bowl wasn’t it’s one of those small little, you know, like funnel style bowls.

So I put a little in there, I lit it, I made sure it was all burning.

I took the hit.

25:14

It’s not a big bong, it’s a little bong.

So it’s just like A1 little one hitter.

I took that hit.

I was like, oh, that’s delicious.

I really like that.

So I hit it again.

I didn’t even pack repack the bowl.

I just smoked a red like a bit more of the bowl and after I took that hit, maybe about 45 minutes later, I was staring off into space like I was floating through the cosmos.

25:36

Dude, my brain was out there.

It was gone.

Like I had no thoughts.

OK, so like if you to and that’s not even probably a gram.

It was probably like half gram and I was just boom gone.

And the weed was not overly strong.

It was sort of middle of the road weed.

25:52

So a tea break can do a lot of things for you.

It can reset your baseline.

It helps your brain and your mind allow the filing and and organization of the memories from the day and the things that your subconscious is worrying is worrying about or, or thinking about and trying to resolve in your life.

26:26

So let that happen because weed, as we all know, just keeps asking questions about why this is this and why do we feel like this and why do I like that?

You know, there’s no end result with weed.

You might go back, go down a thought path and be like, oh, that’s crazy.

26:41

But the weed is always asking why, Why do I get along with it?

Why do I accept it?

Why there’s no real definitive.

Like, I do this now because as soon as you think that when you’re smoking, the weed goes, yeah, but what about this?

So I think you need the shut off of the weed sometimes so that your brain can then reorganize all of its conscious and subconscious thoughts so that it can, you know, make you a relatively regular member of society.

27:09

Because you don’t necessarily realize how far off the path you are until you get off the path.

And then you’re like, whoa, what happened there?

Dude, You went way left.

So take a tea break.

Expect crazy visions and dreams.

Enjoy them.

27:26

Like, I mean, realistically, it’s a new experience, right?

So just enjoy them because it’s your, your it’s your psyche coming back to you like a like a kid and be like, hey, come here and look at me, you know?

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Product Profile: Galactic Runts (Tribal)

FeatureDetails
Product TypeLive Resin Vape Cartridge
Strain TypeIndica
THC Potency76.8%
Terpene %8.5%
Top TerpenesLimonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool
Flavor ProfileMixed Berry, Pine, “Gummy Bears”
EffectThoughtful, Body Buzz, Giggles, Sleep Aid

27:43 – Sesh Review: Tribal Galactic Runts Live Resin Vape

So do that.

Yeah.

So I just wanted to let you know that was the case.

And for this sesh, I’ve been smoking Tribal’s Galactic Runts vape cart.

It’s an indica, it’s 76%, it’s a live resin.

It’s really tasty.

28:02

If you’re looking for something that’ll make you thoughtful and something that will make you feel like you’re, you know, floating in space, this is a good one.

28:19

It’s a good body buzz.

It gives you.

If this one actually gives you a bit of the giggles you feel a little in your eyes, it’s not overwhelming.

You’re not going to pass out.

You’re not going to fall over.

It will help you go to sleep.

28:35

So if you’re taking a tea break, obviously don’t smoke this.

It’s tasty.

What does it taste like?

It’s hard to say.

Like a mixed Berry pack of like Motts, gummy bears that kids take to school and the little yellow packages, you know what I’m saying?

28:53

Tastes kind of like that.

Tastes a little fruity, like a Berry, you know, kind of like a little Piney flavor in there.

So let’s see, Does it tell me what the terps are?

Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn’t.

29:14

OK, so the terp profile is 8 point.

Five.

No, Yeah. 8.5% You got limonene, carophylline and linalool as the top three terps.

It’s 76.8%.

THC so one.

29:31

Of the things about live resin is that live resin is always a little bit.

It’s lower in percentage, but it is it’s a little stronger in the high because it’s more natural.

A distillate is, is more manufactured.

29:48

It’s it’s a different form of extraction, whereas I feel like live resin is a little bit more natural.

It stays to.

It’s like original.

It stays more true to its original product.

But this one is.

30:04

Really good.

I enjoy it because it’s a it’s an indica that gives you a little fun before it makes you have a little nap.

You know what I’m saying?

It’s a good time.

It’s a good one to smoke as a treat after you’ve created after you’ve completed your tea break.

30:25

Yeah.

So if you’re.

Going to get something for tribal.

They’re a little more expensive because they’re live resin, but they’re totally worth it.

They last a little longer.

The high itself lasts a little longer.

The example is if you are smoking a distillate, let’s say you get high for like 45 minutes to an hour.

30:42

This high, you could potentially feel the effects for like an hour and a half, two hours kind of thing.

If it’s really good, it’ll last longer than that.

But generally that’s where you know, if you’re, if you’re still feeling it a little bit two hours later, that’s a good solid cart.

It’s kind of like diamonds.

30:58

Diamonds are a rush of high and then they sort of like teeter out after a bit.

Live resin like these ones, I feel like what they do is they just continue the high and ride it right out.

It’s kind of a nice little, it’s like a blanket of high that just stays, keeps you all cozy and happy, you know, And you don’t have to re up your dopamine and serotonin levels as often as you do with some of the other stuff.

31:28

So if you’re going.

To get a new cart or you’re looking for something that’s got some flavor and a really wicked high, Definitely go for the tribal galactic runts if you can find it.

Again, it’s an indica, so if you don’t like indicas, don’t get it because you will be more relaxed, your brains a little more clear, but your body’s definitely more.

31:45

Oh, I could take a nap right now.

Yeah, those are my thoughts off the stem for this week.

I hope you enjoyed the sesh.

Thank you for joining me, Justin Barone, your friendly neighborhood pothead on Thoughts off the stem on Spotify, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, iTunes Anchor, YouTube Anchors Gone YouTube Pod Chaser, Good pods, Pandora, pod bean, wherever you get a podcast, it’s out there, baby.

32:16

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32:36

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Wherever you’re watching this subscribe, follow it man.

Let me know what you think.

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32:54

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There’s no topic off off the table.

Whatever you have on your mind, let me know, yeah.

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33:15

Weed facts, some crazy other just.

Daily People facts.

That’s pretty much it, yeah.

So I hope you had a good time, hope you enjoyed the sesh.

And until next time.

Keep.

33:36

Your lids low baby.

At the end of the day, understanding the connection between weed and vivid dreams is the best way to handle the intensity of a tolerance break. While the ‘REM Rebound’ might feel like a trip through a Freddy Krueger movie, it’s actually a sign that your brain is resetting and finding its baseline again. Whether you’re chasing the ‘giggle factor’ or just clearing out the mental haze, taking a tea break is a powerful tool for any enthusiast. Don’t let the wild dreams keep you from the reset you need—just keep your lids low, stay thoughtful, and I’ll see you in the next sesh.

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